"Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're all praying for the end of the depression, too."
Bush: "What am I going to do?" Can't say. Wouldn't be prudent. Got to watch out for the vision thing. Wouldn't be prudent. Well, let me just sum up. On track, stay the course, a thousand points of light. Stay the course.
Moderator: Governor Dukakis, rebuttal?
Dukakis: I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.
—Saturday Night Live parody of the 1988 Presidential debates
"Somebody told me the other day that the Secret Service has orders that if George Bush is shot, they're to shoot Quayle."
If he thinks George Bush will stay out of the sewer, then he doesnt know George Bush.