Fran: (holding up two jackets) Okay, what do you think? This one itches, but I look taller. This one pinches, but I look thinner.
Maxwell: Have you ever considered choosing a wardrobe based on comfort?
Fran: No! Once you start dressing for comfort, the next thing you know you're on line at Pathmark wearing orthopedic shoes buying Nair.
Maxwell: It is just a P.T.A. meeting.
Fran: Yeah, well, meanwhile, some of those P's and T's could be lonely he's.
Niles: You've certainly got the 'A' for it.
— The Nanny, "The Show Must Go On"
