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Those aren't boobs! They're lies! LIES, I TELL YOU!
Your Favorite Martian, Tig Ol' Bitties

Hey! He's got a rubber boobie!
State Trooper, Meet the Fockers

Axis Follower: Please... please hear me out. I have been a member of the Axis faith and worshiped Lady Aqua for a long time. But! The bountiful chest on the portrait of the Goddess Eris... it leads me astray! That chest is the chest of a devil! Please forgive my sinful ways in being tempted by another goddess.
Aqua: [in disguise] Rest easy. God forgives all. [...] Faithful follower. I will share holy words that will help you avoid demonic temptation. "Eris pads her chest." The next time you feel you are being led astray, chant these words. If you know anyone else being tempted, you can share it with them.
Axis Follower: Eris pads her chest... I... I feel as though my eyes have been opened!
Aqua: Let's say it once more, together.
Both: Eris pads her chest!


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