"[Usagi]'s not only from an alternate dimension, but also ancient Japan. So naturally, he speaks English."
— Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)
FAQ: Why Does Everyone in Britain Speak Modern English in My Pre-Norman-Conquest Dimension? Shouldn't That Require an Incredible Alignment of Social and Linguistic Factors That Would Never in a Million Years Align in Such a Convenient Way?
A: Apparently not.
A: Apparently not.
