"R. A. Tompkin? You know what that spells? Rat!"
— Bully, What's in a Name?
"Well, this week it finally happened: I got my first monogram, and I'm not ashamed of it. (the other women clap) I am Parker Olivia Odom, and I am proud of it!"
— Parker Olivia Odom (her initials spell "poo"), "If Bad Monograms Had Support Groups
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""Natasha Elizabeth Riley-Dodd will not thank you."
— The Greatest Baby Name Book Ever by Carol McD. Wallace
"By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning. That is the F.A.G. way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, 'Wow, good going, F.A.G. You really made the world a better place, didn'tcha, F.A.G.?'"
— Alec Baldwin, Team America: World Police
