Quotes / Dynasties from Shang to Qing

"Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han. Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han. Sui, Tang, Song. Sui, Tang, Song. Yuan, Ming, Qing, Republic. Yuan, Ming, Qing, Republic. Mao Zedong. Mao Zedong."

— To the tune of "Frère Jacques"/"Brother John"/"Where is Thumbkin"

Year -475
Oops, China just broke.
Year -221
Hey, China put itself back together again!
Year 220
There goes Bhuddism, traveling up the Silk Road. I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again.
Year 280
China is whole again...
Year 320
Then it broke again...
Year 576
How's China? Back together!
Year 1259
China just invented bombs, and typing. And the Mongols just invaded most of the universe.
Year 1350
Ming! China's back, yay!

— history of the entire world, i guess