Critic: (facepalming and groaning) Uh...so, this military force of a planet...that has an atmosphere made out of radiation...has never had an explosion? (slowly becomes more infuriated) This race is more gun-happy than Charlton Heston's shooting gallery, and yet, there's never been an explosion on this planet!? They could look at a kitten, and somehow, they'd make it blow up! These guys are crazy!! There's never been an explo—?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT!?! THIS IS STUPID!!! THIS IS STUPID!!! STUPID, STUPID-
(NC suddenly becomes very hyperactive and runs around the screen spouting random obscenities for a few seconds.)
NC: (sped up) STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! STUPIIIIID! STUPIIIIID! IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! GOD, HORSE, ASS, WHOLE PACK OF SHIT! STUPID SHIT! THIS IS STUPID SHIT! ASS, FUCKFACE, DICKHEAD, ASSHOLE, YOU IN THE ASS FUCKED HARD! STUPID! IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY STUPID! SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT! ASS!! ASS!! WHORE, ASS, SHIT, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKAFUCK!
(He then stops, facepalms again and sobs, still high-pitched. He suddenly appears very calm.)
