Quotes / Afraid of Doctors

Kazuma Asogi: It's probably a record of long-term treatment, that's why. With a family doctor, I imagine.
Ryunosuke Naruhodo: Well I can't imagine. Going to a doctor, I mean. As long as I'm alive, I'm never consulting one!
Kazuma: Well if you were dead, there'd be no point. ...So you don't like doctors, then?
Ryunosuke: Why would you? They make you drink horrible-tasting medicine, they give you painful injections... ...and then they demand lots of money from you for the privilege...all when you're at your lowest ebb!
Kazuma: ......... You sound like a model patient. With a bad case of stubbornness no less, for which the only cure is very bitter medicine indeed.

— The Great Ace Attorney: Adventures, Case G1-1: "The Adventure of the Great Departure"

Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place!
SpongeBob: It can't be as horrible as the suds. (sneezes)
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob! Well, first, they make you sit in the... waiting room.
SpongeBob: Is that the horrible part, Patrick?
Patrick: No! It gets worse! They make you read... OLD MAGAZINES!
SpongeBob: Aiee!
Patrick: Then, the doctor pulls out his stethoscope!
SpongeBob: NO!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy-cold, when it touches your bare flesh, it... Psssssh!
SpongeBob: (screams) No! No! No stethoscope! No doctor! No old magazines! No psssssh! No-ho! Patrick, I don't wanna go to the doctor!
Patrick: Exactly.

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Suds"

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