Radio Advertiser: Ever thought about hiring a god to advertise your god?
The saints of the Promo Supremo can be found at every good shopping center and crossroads, shrieking your commercials aloud through broken teeth to advertise all of the hot new faiths.
We know it’s hard starting a small business, and that’s why we don’t charge
upfront; for each new disciple, and each new sacrifice, we’ll automatically bill you for a small cut of the action.
The Promo Supremo.
And for added benefit, try our new Premium subscription service, which includes our remarketing scheme.
[Growing quickly more sinister]
If a potential disciple shows interest in your god, but doesn’t commit to an act of conversion, the saints of the Promo Supremo will follow them home, screaming your values and your brand messaging at them, peering through the glass of their front-room windows, rattling their doorknob, trying to find a way in at all costs, day and-
—Chapter 35: The Wise Man Knows The Taste of Rot, The Silt Verses
