Quotes / A Dog Named "Cat"

Now with my dog Cat
And my cat Dog
I confuse who's who
The cat or the dog
Now I bet you think that's pretty absurd
But wait 'til you hear about my fish Bird.

— Barry Louis Polisar - "I've Got A Dog And My Dogs Name Is Cat"

(discussing Fyrus' pet spider Anthony on his Animal Crossing island)
Gab: But he's not an ant.
Fyrus: Yeah, but it's a spider, Gab.
Gab: But why call him "Ant-hony"?
Fyrus: Because it's a NAME, GAB! It doesn't have to relate to it! It's not like if you called yourself "Humaney" cause you're a human!

— Failboat, "Animal Crossing but friends"

We all laughed. My dog was neat.
I named him Turtle... to remind me.

— The final lines of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

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