Funny / Touhou A Live

• Ran orders some Inari sushi…in a wild west saloon, and some patrons mock her for it…only for the bartender to have some ready.
  Dick: What's a… sushi?
  Jessie: Sounds like somethin' one of them oriental islands would cook up.
  Tom: Pfaaahaha! You think we'd have anythin' like THAT? Way out there in the American countryside?
  Barkeep: (serves a plate to Ran) Here you are.
  Patrons: YOU DO?!
• The CPU of the Memento Mori is based off of something on Earth and it appears that it's talking about trees; but when you see the thing for itself it turns out that it's a yukkuri. Becomes Nightmare Fuel however, when it goes One-Winged Angel...