Funny / The Worst That Could Happen

Funny moments in The Worst That Could Happen.

• Most of the things Azimio says.
  • "With balls that big, where do you put your ovaries?"
  • "Christ, D, can you get your fucking wife to go bake us some cookies or something?"
• The proprioception scene. "Oh god, I'm an outcast at my own loser table."
• The recurring "Team Rainbow" gag!
• Shwarmwa!
• In the lunchroom, this exchange.

  Mike: That your boyfriend, Kurt?

  Tina: Leave him alone! you never text me at lunch!

  Mike:**blinks** I'm right here.

• Many of Finns reactions. " You knew he was gay. Was it uh....a gaydar thing?" ( This makes Kurt laugh, even after what had just happened.) "If I've gotta deal with two brothers at least I know these two won't try to steal my girlfriends."
• A great deal of Kurt and Dave's lighter exchanges have snark.
  • "Look at it this way - if your food is any good than I'm going to show everyone as I brag about my unusually talented housemate. If it's horrible... that picture just might be the evidence the cops need to track down my killer." To which Dave replies,"Don't worry, I was promised by the guy in the trenchcoat down in Adjacent that the cyanide I was buying for flavor was completely non-toxic."

    Kurt: I'm not telling you about those mistakes, Dave.

    Dave: But.Confessiony, Fancy! We're bonding or some shit."

    Kurt:We could be married with twelve kids and not be bonded enough for me to tell you some of those stories."

    Dave: You don't have the hips to pop out twelve kids.

    Kurt (looks down): Maybe not. So you're volunteering to be the mother?

    Dave: What? Fuck that, we're adopting those bitches.

  • Dave calling Kurt as "dude," and Kurt eventually accepting it.
• When Mercedes finds out that Kurt is obliviously in love with Dave, her reaction: "Oh my Jesus who is the Lord."
• Dave's nicknames for Blaine. Bleh, Warbler von Douchebag, Preppy Spice....