- Lucia's reaction to finding out Dedee took her brother's ashes.Lucia: Oh, great, she's probably trying to smoke them!
- Dedee ordering a Long-island iced tea at a restaurant. When rebuked, since she's pregnant, she responds, "This kid owes its life to Long-island iced tea, if you get what I mean."
- During the birth scene, this moment happens:Bill: [in awe] You're having a baby!Dedee: [in a lot of pain, very sarcastically] Yeah, lucky me!
- Lucia berates Matt for the affair since he's supposed to be gay. He responds that he's bisexual..."I went to a Bar Mitzvah once! That doesn't make me Jewish!"
- Lucia admitting that she doesn't understand the human appetite for sex:Lucia: I would rather have a back rub. It lasts longer, and there's no fluids.
- Dedee trolling the audience into thinking she has died. Twice."I'm the fucking narrator, guys."
- When Matt suggests marrying, Dedee says she doesn't think they should rush into it.Lucia: No, but bring another life into the world? That's whim time.
- Lucia also suggests an abortion, which Dedee reminds her off when Lucia tells her that smoking is bad for the baby.
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