Funny / The Girl Who Cried Monster

• Lucy's freakout.
  Lucy: Mom! Dad! There's a monster!
  Randy: What?!
  Lucy: In the library!
  Dad: (Making meatballs) Don't you say "hi" anymore?
  Lucy: Hi Dad! There's a monster in the library!
  • As Lucy's freakout continues:
  Mom: You're making them too big.
  Dad: I happen to like big meatballs.
  • Then there's the classic "Life is a phase I'm going through!"
• In the episode, when Mortman shows up at Lucy's door trying to pretend that the entire incident at the library where he discovered that she had learned he was a monster and tried to kill her didn't happen.
  Mortman: Good evening Lucy. May I come in?
  Lucy: No (locks door)! My parents aren't home right now. (Beat) I mean, they'll be home any minute. (Beat) I mean, they're in the bathroom. Mom, is Dad still cleaning his rifle?