Funny / The Cornersville Trace Mythos

How to Get Suspended and Influence People

• Edie: Hell is only for those who believe in it.
  Joe: Well, I believe in it.
  Leon: Well then, off you go! I hope you remember to send us a postcard.

Pirates of the Retail Wasteland

• "This is Andy. He's my shift supervisor, which means it's his job to look the other way when I break the rules."