Funny / Now Blooms the Tudor Rose

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• The transcript of the "Seymour and Seymour: Professional Witnesses" sketch.
• Before that, the arguing fans of this timeline's version of The Tudors.
  sumguy: well that was over the top. 'i protestant now! smash pope.'
  lectriceel: It's just a show, guys. [...] Just a show. [...] Just a show. [...] JUST A SHOW! IF YOU ARE SO INTERESTED IN REALISM, WHY DON'T YOU OBJECT TO THE FACT THAT THE WOMEN SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS?!!!
• In-universe, the ultra-Catholic René de Guise loudly complaints to another courtier about the increasing presence and influence of the Huguenots at Court and France in general. Said courtier is the very much Protestant Gaspard de Coligny, who leaves quickly to avoid laughing in Guise's face.

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