Funny / Mortal Kombat (Malibu Comics)

• Shang Tsung in the first Tournament Edition telling everyone to shut the hell up as he's trying to concentrate on figuring out the last riddle of the Tao Te Zhan. Bear in mind everyone's locked in a huge battle royale with their lives on the line.
  Shang Tsung: Quiet, you miserable cretins! Can you not see that I am concentrating?!
  Johnny Cage & Baraka: CRETINS?!
  • This gets Shang knocked through a railing for his troubles.
• Bo as well, combined with Moment of Awesome. Having just thrashed Reptile with a broken arm to boot, Bo realizes he is in no shape to continue the race for the Dragon Medallion. So what does he do? He decides to sit the rest of it out...by literally sitting on the unconscious Reptile's body.

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