- Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg interview each other and find that their interview cards have been switched.Jesse: Okay, so my next question for you is, have you always been funny? We heard you do a lot of impressions.Kristen: Mmm-hm. [Pause. Jesse makes an encouraging gesture.] Oh, no, I'm not going to do any for you.Jesse: Oh. ...Yeah, okay.Kristen: Are you seeing anyone, at the moment, though?Jesse: [startled] Sorry?Kristen: I was just wondering if you're seeing anyone currently.Jesse: Are you sure they didn't switch the cards? That just seems...Kristen: Is this not how...they usually go for you?Jesse: No. I'm normally asked if I'm, like, the class clown.Kristen: [fondly] That sounds so easy and fun! God. Are you pregnant, though? Is that, sort of, why you're keeping things a little bit...Jesse: [highly uncomfortable] Yeah, the only thing is, that seems like, really personal...Kristen: Do you get any work done? Like, do you have a particular peel to look vibrant and young?
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