- This exchange:Wrigley: I'll have a salad. Baby field greens?Diner Waitress (straight out of central casting): What did you call me?Wrigley: Uh — do you have a green salad?Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?Wrigley: [Turns to Miles, hissing] Why are we eating here?!
- This. Just...Wrigley: Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
- "Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as 'the silly man'!"
Freddy: Objection, your honor! Strangling the witness!Judge: I'm going to allow it.
- The entire courtroom scene:
- When their hired killer "Wheezy Joe" meets them he's gasping for breath and using an inhaler:Miles: Are you ... Wheezy Joe?
Funny / Intolerable Cruelty