Funny / Grimsby

• "Harry Potter has AIDS now! You accomplished in three seconds what Voldemort couldn't in eight movies!"
• At a South African resort, Nobby ends up trying to seduce a plump maid and asks the hot blonde he's actually supposed to sleep with to unclog his toilet. Hilarity Ensues.
• The opening scene where Nobby and his wife have sex on a bed in the middle of a furniture store to test it out.
• Nobby sticks his finger out in the groin area of a cardboard cut-out of an AIDS-stricken kid. However, his finger gets stuck and he tries pulling it out with his other hand.
• Sebastian realizes he has poison developing in his testicles and tells Nobby he has to choose between sucking the poison out or watch him die.
  Nobby: Okay, what would you like written on your gravestone?
  Sebastian: [angrily] SUCK MY BALLS!
  Nobby: And in what font would you like that?
• This:
  Nobby: [to his children] You see those blokes out there? [pointing to the SWAT team outside] Those are Manchester United Supporters.
  Child: [crossly] How dare those twats show up here!!!
• In the climax, Nobby accidentally shoots the soccer ball that his favourite striker's just kicked towards the goal, and it slams to the ground with a thud. Then it rolls past the goal line into the back of the net, making England fans cheer, but the referee shakes his head and disallows it. Cue the a gunshot and the ref falling to the ground. Don't think that one was an accident.