History Funny / Glee

* Blaine's (and oftentimes Burt Hummel's also) reactions to... just about everything. At most times, these seem to be the only two characters who are aware that they're on the crazy train with the [=McKinley=] students and all their antics. Blaine seems to take it all in semi-amused stride, with occasional "THIS IS NOT NORMAL." moments, while Burt is in constant disbelief.

* Santana telling Rachel that her mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator's.

* Blaine's facial expressions whenever he sings are hilarious.

* "ANGRY"

* "Pot O' Gold"'s "How Sue C's It" has such gems as:

* From "The First Time"
** Artie saying Brittany called him the wrong name during and after sex.
*** Calling him the wrong name alone isn't what makes it funny. Calling him the wrong name ''four times'' is.

** Santana saying Finn is terrible in bed, describing it as "like being smothered by a sweaty out of breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray."
** The sheer amount of 'don't touch my boyfriend' energy Kurt gives off when introduced to Sebastian. Chris Colfer makes him saying 'Pleasure' [after they're introduced] sound like a threat.
** Drag Queen Wednesday. That is all.
*** Blaine: "It doesn't look very scandalous." Kurt: "Au contraire! Just look at all these... [[SarcasmMode glamorous]] drag queens. Look, there's Cher, and Tina Turner and... Is that [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]] or [[Music/RebaMcEntire Reba]]?" Blaine: ...That is Ginger from ''Series/GilligansIsland''."
** Brittany lost her virginity at summer camp. Alien Invasion.
*** Well...a lot of people [[BlackComedyRape thought that line had some]] UnfortunateImplications.
* From "Mash Off": Santana telling Rachel that her mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator's.
** Puck saying a reason he and the sub teacher should get together is that he's hot and she's hot.

** Though Santana's insults are undoubtedly cruel, most of them are also bloody hilarious.
** Sue's political ads.
** "You're skinny, like all the crops on your family's farm died!"
** The entirety of ''Hot for Teacher''.
** How Brittany's reception during her campaign speech changed instantly when she pledged to go topless on Thursday. [[MsFanservice Ecstatic cheering]] [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer from everyone.]] What you missed though was Santana then threatening to go Lima Heights Adjacent on the entire school.

* From "Hold On To Sixteen": Finn, upon seeing Sam, as a stripper, on stage in just boxers. "That's an image I'm never gonna be able to get out of my mind."

** "Red Solo Cup." Kurt's facial expressions are hilarious. Especially when he looks at Blaine and mouths "What ''wrong'' with you?!"
** "You smell like Craigslist." 'Nuff said.
** Also this brilliant exchange:

*** And Santana's long and incredibly creative list of Trouty Mouth jokes directly after the song.
*** She kept said list in a little notebook [[CrazyPrepared in case Sam ever came back]]. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when you realize that she probably made the list because she hoped that Sam would return.
** Santana saying that even she felt something stirring in her "lady loins" when she saw Sam.
** Mike tells his dad that he missed the application deadlines for the dance colleges. Tina then tells him that she already sent them all in just in case his dad changed his mind. Though she kinda had to forge his signature.
** Finn finds Blaine giving a rather thorough beat down to a punching bag. Blaine explains that, due to his bullying he took up boxing. Not funny. The funny part - "I also started the Dalton branch of fight club. Which I obviously can't talk about."
** Slightly meta, but [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/hold-on-to-sixteen,66145/ this review]] of the episode, told entirely from the perspective of Michael Chang Sr.

** "Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang, no relation!"

* "Yes/No": Sam and Finn's discussion about synchronized swimming. Sam: "Swimming is sexy!" Finn: (muttering) "Not if its synchronized!"
** The speech that swim coach (and also [[RunningGag bronze damn Olympic medalist]]) Roz Washington gives to Sam when she introduces herself to him is priceless. What makes this scene even better is not only Creator/NeNeLeakes' [[LargeHam bombastic]] delivery of practically every one of her lines, but also the fact that the equally grandiose [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey "Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30"]] is playing in the background. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGNBb8u38gc It must be seen to be believed]].

** Becky's voiceover voice is Dame Creator/HelenMirren.
*** [[SophisticatedAsHell BOOYA]].
** And Becky apparently sexting Artie.
** Burt, Finn, Carole and Will talking about Finn's plan to enlist in the army.

** "Screw this, I'm getting a whole cheesecake." ''*Kurt raises his hand and clicks his fingers*''
*** And then, to Rachel, "Make that two cheesecakes." ''*Kurt clicks his fingers again*''
** Sue's congratulatory "I have been bested; I'll just have to call David Boreanaz," speech after Coach Beiste reveals that she and Cooter eloped.
** The kids try to guess the weeks assignment by sounding out the letters as Schue writes them on the board. "Mmmm...aaa..rrr...y...mm..eee!" "Question mark!"
** Artie rolling his wheelchair into the pool. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Funnier than it sounds.]]

** Will's Spanish speaking abilities.
*** Will- "Where are you all gonna be in 30 years?" Rachel and Kurt- "Broadway! Twinsies." What's funny is that when they say "'''''twinsies'''''", they sound so bored.
** The ''[[EvenTheGuysWantHim entire]]'' club's reaction to David. Especially Puck, who looks back and forth during David and Santana's performance of "La Isla Bonita", as if he can't figure out who to ogle.
*** It looked like Puck was high and the laser beams were tripping him out.
*** What about when he asked if he could perform before "Sexy and I Know It"? And the way Kurt said "Oh God, yes please," and then during the performance, Kurt tries to be all prim and proper before he eventually just lets it all out and joins the others.
*** This little part: Rachel: Cutest. Sugar: Smile. Artie: Ever (realizes what he just said.)
** Emma's pamphlets to help Mercedes and Sam: "So You're a Two-Timing Ho" and "So You're Dating a Two-Timing Ho".
** 'Please Don't Hog My Fiance's Nog.' That is all.
** Santana's reaction to seeing Brittany and Mike run across the stage dressed as bulls during Mr. Schue's flamboyant performance is ''gold''.
** There's also Artie and Sugar's obvious enjoyment during the whole performance and then there's everybody else's different reactions.
* Heart: Rory and Artie one-upping each other to win over Sugar. Also Sugar hiding presents under everybody's seats. ''Everybody's''.

** Puck with chocolate all over his face: "I found mine ten minutes ago."
** Brittany and Santana's almost kiss scene, when Figgins appears out of no where and yells "TEEN LESBIAAAAAANS."
*** It's short, but when Santana is complaining about the lack of complaints regarding Finn and Rachel kissing, it gives a brief short of her with a look of pure disgust.

** Love Shack. The ChewingTheScenery from EVERY SINGLE CAST MEMBER is simply epic.

** Every scene in the Berry household. The cherry on top is Rachel's routine.
** Rory realizes that he'll have to compete with Artie over Sugar.

** The God Squad's discussion on 'Is Gay Okay?' turns into one of these pretty quickly. For one thing, Sam wastes no time in pointing out the elephant in the room.

** Cooper's Acting "Master Class". ALL OF IT. Blaine's increasing exasperation makes it just that much better.
*** "I'm sorry, are you talking to me? I couldn't tell, because you're not POINTING AND SHOUTING!" (paraphrased).

** Another SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} from Kurt and Blaine's couple therapy. When Kurt defends himself, saying that he already told Blaine how he felt through song, Emma discreetly tucks away one of her special pamphlets: "Say Sorry With A Song."
** The fact that the 'therapy session' starts out with this conversation basically sets the comedic tone for all of the above:

** Brittany feels bad about Quinn not being able to dance with her during "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"

** Before the aforementioned couples' therapy with Emma, Blaine publicly chews out Kurt when he finds out about Chandler and Kurt's texts. His method of humiliation? Singing "It's Not Right, But It's Okay," in front of the entire Glee club. As the song begins, the camera switches between Blaine singing, Kurt defending his actions with an 'I-can't-believe-you're-doing-this' face, and the various other glee club members' expressions, ranging from Mike's plain incredulous face to Will's '...Oh God more teenage drama' face. The conflict between Kurt and Blaine aside, it becomes hard to tell what the writers want us to laugh at more; Blaine and Kurt's over-the-top ways of dealing with their fight, or everyone else's expressions in the background.

** Rory and Artie get headaches after "The Rain in Spain" due to excessive head banging.
** Finn's drawing of a bush that looks like a bear.

** Kurt thinking of ways to make his performance better, including singing in German and performing in the nude. He also considers adding more candles to the stage.

** Roz's nicknames for Brittany, Tina, Mercedes, Sugar and Santana are particularly hilarious.

** The Prom theme: Dinosaurs. Brittany was inspired by the new girl [[DudeLooksLikeALady Joe]], who reminds her of a cavewoman.

* Quinn wants to be prom queen because they live 5 years longer than normal people. It's because they smile a lot and everyone knows smiling helps fight disease.