Funny / Farce of the Penguins

• The penguin who slides on his belly to get back onto the arctic shore.
  Penguin on Belly: Ow. Rocks. Hurt. Stomach. Scratch. Rubbed. Raw. Bleeding! Shit. Ah. Why. Am. I. Doing this?!
• Carl's explanation about filmmaking, which is represented by a baboon:
  Carl: You shouldn’t be giving him [the narrator] shit, Jimmy. This movie was hard to put together.
  Jimmy: Great, now you're kissing show biz ass.
  Carl: I'm serious. A writer worked hard on this script.
  [cut to a baboon typing on a laptop]
  Baboon: Augh, writing is rewriting. (tosses the laptop off the table) Shit.
  Carl: Then he had to make calls to get all the talent.
  [cut to the baboon on a telephone]
  Baboon: Listen, if you do this picture, I’ll give you some backend. It's pink and fleshy, you like that? (grins) Nyeh.
  Carl: Put up the money to pay for the whole thing.
  [cut to the baboon surrounded by money]
  Baboon: All mine!
  Carl: Do all the accounting so it stays on budget.
  [cut to the baboon typing on a printing calculator]
  Baboon: Carry the 1. Carry the 1.
  Carl: And save all the paperwork so everybody got paid.
  [cut to the baboon putting the paperwork in his mouth]
  Baboon: Fuck 'em.
• The There's Now Snow Penguin getting pissed off by the lack of snow being caused by global warming.
• I'M FREEZING MY NUTS OFF!