Funny / Devious Maids

• "Setting the Table":
  Genevieve: Why are boys always so obsessed with violence? Aren't there any young men who like films about romance and heartbreak?
  Glen: Yes. And they see those films while dating other young men.
  Genevieve: (Chuckles) Now that you mention it, I always thought you were gay.

• Upon learning that Marisol is getting married to a really wealthy man.
  Zoila: So are you gonna have kids or would you like to adopt a 40-year-old woman from Boyle Heights?