- "Setting the Table":Genevieve: Why are boys always so obsessed with violence? Aren't there any young men who like films about romance and heartbreak?Glen: Yes. And they see those films while dating other young men.Genevieve: (Chuckles) Now that you mention it, I always thought you were gay.
- Upon learning that Marisol is getting married to a really wealthy man.Zoila: So are you gonna have kids or would you like to adopt a 40-year-old woman from Boyle Heights?
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