Who says apocalypse role-plays can't have humor in them?
- Pike confessing to Neil she likes him. Even she thinks it's hilarious!
- “Whee. Adventure.”
- Neil singing "I'm Forever Blowing Pretty Bubbles" to Hakumei while his face looking like an angry British man.
- The skeleton mouse talking to Pike.Mouse: Ok! Miss Pike, are we going on an adventure? Cause Neil says adventures are good!Pike: Yeah, we are soon. Even though adventures are good, some of them can go out of hand.Mouse: If it got too bad Neil would just come in and save us! Don't tell him I said but I think he likes you.
- Laire's reaction for seeing Pike and Neil as a couple. Same with Yoshida.
- All of Laire trying to admit his "crush" on Hakumei.Laire: Hey Neil, you want to sing something?Neil: *Big sigh* No.Laire: Aw, why not?Neil: Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the freaking angel of death! I am not going to help you get a girl by singing a song."...Pike: You want Haku-chan, right? Her old love... who died didn't really do anything to impress her.Laire: *Hangs head and nods*Neil: He's got a little crush on Hakumei.Laire: It's not a crush! I love her!Neil: *Mouths* That was really loud.
- When Laire commits hari kari:Laire: Oh yeah, watch this. *Stabs himself* Ow!Neil: Did he just...Laire: I fucking told you I could do it!Pike: You... didn't have to go that far to prove it.
- The battle between one-shot characters Morzeth and Jaysen.Morzeth "Agh! What the hell kind of gun are you using? That... that is... wow. Nonetheless, there are ways around that sneaky little trick..."Jaysen: "It's called a flamethrower, smart one."
- The middle finger made of light.
- Most of Yoshida's lines while fighting are this. Most.
- Zonbi upon having to watch Barney & Friends:Zonbi: NOOO NOT BARNEY.Zonbi: Whoever created that show needs to be shot.
- Do you know what Yoshida says while stabbing into a group of demons? (Also doubles with Narm. )Yoshida: WOOHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!....Yoshida: HEY GUYS, THE ENTIRE ARMY IS MY TREADMILL!
- The dead body falling near Pike:
Pike: Well that was odd…Yoshida: Oops, didn't mean for that to happen, SORRY PIKE! - When Yoshida kills Amdusais:Yoshida: Jesus Christ! That noise is unbearable!
- Yoshida's and Neil's reactions to Satan melting:Yoshida: Uh...not really what I expected, but I guess I'll take it? He melted cause his horn got ripped off? ...I'm so confused right now.Neil: If only we would've known that a couple of days ago.
- Yosuke: "What happened to you? Did you finally fall off a roof like I wanted you to?"
- Arkana: "Damn, that monster is one ugly son of a gun. And it woke me up."
