Funny / Dan Savage

• A response to a question from a Q&A session:
  Q: When did you first realize you were LGBTQ, and how did people react to that? Did you struggle to find support?
  A: I didn't realize I was L, B, T, and Q until I arrived in Albany. And I'm not sure how friends and family are going to react to my recently discovered lesbianism, bisexuality, impending transition, and questioning status—question: now that I'm LGB and T, what outstanding Qs could there be?—but I expect they will be supportive. Just as confused as I am, but nevertheless supportive.
• Dan lists the four fetishes he will never condone as pedophilia, necrophilia, scat, and bestiality, and adds "I really have a beef with anyone out there fucking dead shit-covered puppies."

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