Funny / DK Vine

• At the beginning of the Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Slush Fun'd, Slush tries to make sense of the Combo Fairies in a non-gameplay context, wondering if they help you get the best deals for fast food meals.
  Hee hee hee, Donkey Kong! You'd be better to get #3: Burger, Fries, and Large Drink. If you buy them individually, it'll cost you an extra banana coin! Hee hee hee!
• Even if you think their anger at Donkey Konga is excessive, it's hard not to laugh at the Poetry Slam they dedicated to it.
• There's a bit in Kongversation #735 where the amount of projects Playtonic Games seems to be working on is compared to having your fingers in dozens of cookie jars. Then Hyle compares this to having your fingers in a lot of pies, which makes them all gross. This somehow manages to escalate into a nonsensical metaphor about bandits stealing pies left to cool on windowsills, and people levitating because of pie, in an exchange that goes on for more than five minutes and has no meaningful relation to what started it beyond pie.

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