Season 1, Episode 1 "Bastards, Birthrights, and Beginnings"
- The shopkeep's visible concern when Leoril asks for two bottles of wine, seemingly just for himself. (He needed the second one to burn the royal barge, but they didn't know that.)
- Barry semi-in character lamenting that he shouldn't have drank the second bottle of wine upon realizing that Kimyrl will need an offering.
Season 1, Episode 2 "The Princess and the Pub"
- Bertrand's... fascination with Leoril, and Leoril being completely okay with it as long as he continues to be provided with the lifestyle he's used to.Barry: Yeah. Leo is kind of the embodiment of that Brendon Urie quote, “I’ll be a pretty boy for money.”
- Warren Dawnchaser sitting on the council at the tender age of ten. He apparently took the throne at age three.
- After Bertrand's speech on why the Sovereign Principalities should support Leoril:King Shadestone: [under his breath] So what he’s saying is that his boy toy was being very impressive today.
- Warren immediately asking his mother what a boy toy is.
- Leoril giving his speech to the court in sheer robes with a slit clear up the thigh, described as "courtesan's garb."
- The entire discussion about the Armoured Closet Gay trope being played for comedy, which happens concurrently with a spirited bar fight that gets Leoril knocked unconscious.
- Kimyrl reviving Leoril, but not before chewing him out for getting knocked out in a bar fight, of all things.
- Leoril yelling after Eleanora as she hustles out of the bar:Leoril: Did you see? Did you see how I dealt with them? My sword never left its scabbard! I punched them into submission! Eleanora! Eleanora!
- The :3 face in the episode transcript for Zed.
Season 1, Episode 3 "Three-Ring Circus"
- Al anticipating the punchline to Barry's pun before he says it.
- Phirora using the Gust cantrip to push people out of the way so she'll get to the docks in time.
- The entire scene where Phirora and Fenandrys meet up with Kalessa in her chambers.Kalessa: Are they the enemy? We trade with them. Their booze is great, did you get Voldhuran booze for the party is what I’m asking? Why are we whispering? Your dad’s not omnipresent, Phi. He’s not a god, he just works for one.Phirora: He can hear things you wouldn't expect.Kalessa: Oh, I'm so scared.Barry: [out of character] She makes, like, a jacking-off motion.
- Kalessa trying to peer-pressure Phirora into eavesdropping on the meeting her father has with Phirora's father.
- Fenandrys upon hitting the living tree with his battleaxe.Fenandrys: There’s a lumberjack joke to be had in here somewhere, but I don’t have the fucking time!
- Kalessa's Doppler effect scream as she gets whacked by the living tree. Astute readers will notice a theme.
- The recap of the marriage negotiations that went on after Leoril left - namely, Sorran throwing a Chromatic Orb at the messenger that arrived with news of a potential engagement for his sister as a consolation prize.
Season 1, Episode 4 "Hunter, Hunted"
- This time, Al can hardly get through their intro pun.
- Leoril not getting terribly flustered at Zed calling him "sweetheart" because of the amount of blood he lost.
- The noise Barry makes when Zed agrees to come to the palace with Leoril, accurately transcribed as a "horny noise."
- Leoril rolls badly on Performance to cover up the wounds he incurred - so he brings Zed with him to court. Bertrand and Eleanora immediately assume they had some athletic sex.
- More episode transcript gold.Zed: I dunno, I think your bed’s nicer than mine would’ve been. Not that I’m implying anything.Leoril: [choked, queer, and struggling] No, yeah, no, no.
- Leoril's utter panic at the idea that Eleanora and Zed might be talking about him without him there.
- Back at the bandit hideout, Josh the bandit is surrounded by very accepting people. His boss' name is Hunter.Leoril: Josh and Hunter? What’s the name of your gang? Sigma Chi Epsilon?
- Zed's lack of concern at someone dropping down from the trees and stabbing him in the back.
- King Ashthorne's obvious disapproval at Eleanora "getting out of here" with Leoril.
- Leoril: I'm too fucking bisexual for this.
Season 1, Episode 5 "The Rising Tide"
- Barry is hilariously put-out by Phirora taking the Alert feat, thus rendering Kalessa unable to Sneak Attack her.
- Elasha and Fenandrys providing running commentary on Kalessa and Phirora's training bout.
- Kalessa's indignation at Phirora hitting her with a Lightning Lure, and then trying to Command her.
- Kalessa and Phirora refusing to cut it out when Elasha tells them to, and then Phirora nearly rolling maximum damage on her Hellish Rebuke. Phirora's father comes in to check on them...Morlin: Why does it smell like burning hair in here?
- Fen's offense at Phirora reassuring Kalessa that she will have "exactly zero fun" on the equinox without her.
- Kalessa's footlocker full of Voldhuran booze, with an Arcane Lock on it.
- Fen's multiple critical successes on Survival checks.Barry: It's Fen's big day, baby.
- Phirora rapidly assuring Mira that there was definitely no boyfriend drama involved in her teleportation accident.
- Fen's pocket cake, which Phirora eats, because she's already having a horrible day.
- Mira's message to Phirora.Mira, through a bat: Um, I am in the dark. I am bound and blindfolded, and worst of all, they took my jingles. Some help would be greatly appreciated.
Season 1, Episode 6 "Inconvenient Truths"
- Leoril's scream when Kimryl visits him in the night to level him up.
- Leoril's horrified gasp when he realizes that Zed is currently sharing a room with him, and witnessed him trancing naked and (apparently) talking to himself.
- Leo's subsequent attempts to get Zed to forget what he just saw, which are unsuccessful.
- Zed helping Leoril hone his reflexes - by throwing rocks at him, and with the requisite dose of flirting.
- Leoril calling Eleanora a nerd in Elvish, which she does not speak, and Eleanora retaliating with a series of insults in Goblin.
- Warren talking his mother's ear off off-screen about how cool Leo is.
- Zed squeezing himself into a halfling tavern.
- The front desk guy at the Brass Belle assuming Zed, Eleanora and Leoril will be having a threesome in the room Leo buys for them to conspire in.
- Leo and Zed discussing the events of the previous night while both are under a Zone of Truth spell that keeps them from lying.
- Leo learning that most people don't have multiple houses.
