Funny / Ask a Velociraptor

• The Velociraptor's response to someone wanting to locate his whereabouts in order to make money off of his existence.
• The Velociraptor attempting to identify what kind of dinosaur "Poorlydrawndinosaur" is.
• One questioner doesn't appear to have been reading the same blog as everyone else.
• "Ground up or tree down?"
• Velociraptor can't play soccer.
• Someone asking Velociraptor to give him a piggy back ride. Velociraptor is less than pleased about the idea.
• Velociraptor discovering the TV Tropes page for his blog and lamphading TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life .