- The Velociraptor's response to someone wanting to locate his whereabouts in order to make money off of his existence.
- The Velociraptor attempting to identify what kind of dinosaur "Poorlydrawndinosaur" is.
- One questioner doesn't appear to have been reading the same blog as everyone else.
- "Ground up or tree down?"
- Velociraptor can't play soccer.
- Someone asking Velociraptor to give him a piggy back ride. Velociraptor is less than pleased about the idea.
- Velociraptor discovering the TV Tropes page for his blog and lamphading TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life.
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