Drake: "Don't tell Cloud but... I stole his Ragnarok sword again..."
Aerith: "What do you need the sword for this time?"
Drake: "I need to rescue 21 Savage from the clutches of Genesis, he was on a mission but he did a little too much for me and accidentally hit a rich flex on top of some purple apple, now he there in some reactor with Genesis and I gotta go save him for real dawg..."
The Married Life Of Avalanche is a 2023 Final Fantasy 7 fanfiction by ResidentSquall
where Cloud and Aerith are married, however, since the rest of gang is still around because none of them have a place to live and/or don't even have a job, ridiculous shenanigans and crazy plots ensue. This fanfic is a parodic and satirical one, and although comedic, it does have serious/dark elements as well. So far, only two episodes (chapters) have been released, with new ones being released every 3 days or so.
The Married Life Of Avalanche contains examples of:
- Equal-Opportunity Offender: So far it has made fun of Discord moderators, human leeches, romantic relationships, predators, the everyman, stoners, hippies, fanfiction in general, video games, the main characters of Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 7 itself, Star Wars, Pokémon, shipping, crazy women, hedonism, alcoholics, smokers, people who get offended easily, people who have exotic pets, Ice Spice, Ice Spice fans, Certified Lover Boy, Drake himself, MPreg and yaoi readers.
- Gag Series: Basically the entire series. It has jokes and comedic elements everywhere you look, and it makes fun of pretty much everything.
- Genre Roulette: An episode can go from a romantic comedy to a deconstructive parody to melancholy to horror to mecha to science fiction and everything in between.
- Parody: So far it has parodied Final Fantasy 7, fanfiction itself and shipping fanfiction.
