Asherus
Brudski
- Self-Applied Nickname: Brudski
- Giftedly Bad: The book of Raug is so giftedly bad that it unwittingly backed into genius
Ivanus
Lily
Milo
Milo is a class II citizen who has formed the GQChurch and the Centrist Conglomerate.
- Lostin Translation: Milo's Scandinavian Poetry
- Caps Lock: YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU ANNOY MILO.
- Malicious Slander: Milo claims this whenever someone says a negative opinion relating to him.
- Smear Campaign: One of his favourite political moves, resorting to Quote Mine to incriminate a political opponent. Ironic considering the above.
- The Unwitting Comedian: Jumped in on every powerful political party - acts like his plans always work
Will
- Self-Applied Nickname: He has many titles, most notably Scottish Unicorn which shoots lasers from its eyes.
Linus
Oliver
Taan
Austin
