Awesome / Red Alert 3: Paradox

• Before he invaded Switzerland, Krukov had this exchange with a random Swiss radio operator:
  "We have half a million men ready to invade your country, and you can't even send half of that to stop us. What will you do?"
  "We will fire twice."
• This small moment for a random Imperial Warrior during the Allies' attack on Pearl Harbour. Doubles as a Funny Moment.
  "A fifth spy was killed when he attempted to bribe an Imperial Warrior. The Warrior happily accepted the money, before shooting the gaijin in the head with his rifle."