Oh wait, I actually do remember a bit of chapter 11. It mainly concerns Littlepip and Calamity sneaking around all stealth-bucked and stuff, while Littlepip ponders how hawt the Rarity statuette is and listens to that audio log of Diamond Tiara's last days. This audio log is fairly pointless, save to go "see? This actually is related to the damn show" and whatever. She also alternates to listening to DJ Pon-3 broadcast more song lyrics I don't recognize, commenting that they're just as sad as the audio log she's listening to.
Anyway, they come up on Deadeyes's office and Littlepip decides that she can't stealth it. What follows is a "feigning ignorance" conversation where she pretends she wants to work for them, and these conversations are never pleasant. Claims she's an escaped slave and doesn't know who Gawd is, Deadeyes has her guards escort her out. One of the guards has a sympathetic backstory and one of them is just a jerk, and I have to hand it to the story when it subverts my expectations and they don't both end up getting thoughtlessly gunned down by Calamity (who, I am convinced, is an idiot).
Anyway, turns out the guards don't actually escort Littlepip back, but they stick her in a cell, which Calamity pulls her out of. Off-screen. Whatever. She goes in, puts on a stealth buck, cracks the safe, there's a fairly silly moment where she has to stand on the desk, invisible, as she overhears Deadeyes and company talking about how they practically intended for her to steal the thing. So she goes on back to Gawd and I think that's where the chapter ends.
Well, that was a short summary.
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