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Live Blog Modelland: A Blind Sporking
LadyMomus2011-09-30 03:35:28

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Welcome to the Sporking

Ah, fantasy. It contains everything from the expansive world-building of Tolkien, to the pun-filled fluff of Xanth, to the formulaic but awesome Belgariad, to the gritty world of the Dresden Files. I've been reading books of fantasy and mythology as long as I can remember, and I still love finding a new fantasy world to explore.

But for every fantasy epic, there are a hundred mediocre tomes. For every thrilling adventure, there is a snooze fest. For every gem, a piece of compost cleverly masquerading as a book.

Which will it be? You never know until you read them.

Or - in the case of Modelland by Tyra Banks - until you look at the title and cover.

An Introduction to the Author

I will now share everything I know about Tyra Banks.

Tyra Banks is a model. She's been on at least one TV show about modeling. She was in the Hannah Montana Movie. She recently wrote and published a book titled Modelland.

. . .

Oh, and her name is derived from the Old Norse word for "Thor."

Demographics and Me

I saw Modelland described as both teen and young adult fiction, so the target demographic is presumably 13-25 year old girls. In theory, I should be in the target demographic. In reality, I'm so far out of the target demographic, I need the Hubble to catch a glimpse of them.

What I know about fashion could fit on an index card. I wear Christmas socks year round, have no qualms about wearing purple sweatpants with an orange t-shirt, and would rather go to the dentist than go shopping for clothes.

I didn't want to be a princess or a model when I was a kid. I wanted to be a Power Ranger or a Saiyan or a member of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

I spent years rejecting all things girly while embracing media aimed at boys and men. Since then, I've learned that my knee jerk reaction to media aimed at girls and women was incredibly unfair. Recently, I've learned to enjoy media aimed at girls. I've learned that just because something is feminine, cutesy or girly doesn't mean it's bad. In light of that, I am willing to give Modelland a chance.

A snowball's chance, but a chance nonetheless.

Liveblog Rules

This is a blind liveblog. I will be liveblogging each chapter as I read it, while doing my best to avoid spoilers. I am not allowed to start a chapter until I finished the one before it. I may continue on to the next chapter before posting, but I'll at least have a draft of that chapter's post done before continuing on.

Next time, we'll start at the very beginning.

Before the Beginning

I steal furtive glances around the room. The lunch room is empty. Too early for any witnesses. Even so, I hold one arm in place to shield my Kindle from anyone who might enter and see what I am about to do.

I type the word slowly. Modelland.

My breakfast threatens to crawl up my throat. My finger strays to the "back" button. It would be so easy to turn back now. To pretend I never considered it.

But try as I must, I cannot turn away. It beckons me like a flame beckons a moth. I try to banish my desires to eviscerate it. To ignore the desire to quench the lust of my spork. But I am no longer in control. IT has me, and there is no escape.

With a trembling hand, I hit the enter key.

BUY

I pray that my family never learns of my shame.

Comments

Sep 30th 2011 at 5:13:33 AM
I thought her name came from the god Tyr.

Regardless, I'm happy you're doing this! Great start.
Sep 30th 2011 at 5:26:05 AM
So did I, but according to Behind the Name, it comes from Thor. Either way, it's an awesome name.

Tookie De La Crème, on the other hand . . .
Sep 30th 2011 at 8:17:28 AM
Bahahahah. You're adorable.
Sep 30th 2011 at 8:29:04 AM
I appreciate what you're about to do.

Truly.
Sep 30th 2011 at 11:37:35 AM
*salutes* You're a brave woman, soldier. A braver woman than many of us.
Oct 1st 2011 at 6:12:31 PM
So... apparently this book is like 500 or 600 pages long. Have fun.
Oct 1st 2011 at 7:31:49 PM
Are you going to do all three books?
Oct 1st 2011 at 7:42:16 PM
I haven't decided yet. They aren't out yet (Modelland was only released a few weeks ago), and I can't find anything about when the other two will be published.
Mar 14th 2012 at 4:08:08 PM
this is a really good book . Ci-l
Jun 5th 2012 at 4:23:18 PM
I did the same thing! Learn to embrace girly things after years of knee-jerk hatred, that is. Nice to know I'm not alone.
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