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Korval2011-09-23 19:10:02

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Book one. Nice, Shyamalan, nice. How `bout you wait until your movie doesn't cost your studio twenty million dollars before you start getting ready for a sequel, you presumptuous ass.
Todd in the Shadows, The Last Airbender Review

So, Avatar: The Last Airbender was made into a movie; you might have heard of this. Because James Cameron made a little film around the same time also called Avatar (you might have heard of that), the filmmakers decided to drop the "Avatar" from the title of their movie. Thus, it's just called The Last Airbender.

It is pretty universally agreed upon that this is a terrible movie. Whether you watched the show or not, the general consensus is that this film is garbage. And now I'm going to watch it, because it makes a nice companion piece to my liveblog/review of the show.

I personally feel that it is unfair to judge any adaptation solely by what it is adapting. A movie must ultimately stand on its own, sink or swim based on its merits as a piece of cinema. At the same time, it is an adaptation; it is important to be able to look at what it is adapting, changing, modifying, or removing. It's important to look at how those changes affect the film.

In order to accomplish both, I am going to bifurcate myself into two people for the duration of the review. All of my knowledge of the series will be dumped into text of this color, while analysis of the film as a film will be in this text color.

Before we get started, some interesting info. This film was directed by one M. Night Shyamalan, who is most famous for once being a promising film director who has slowly descended into crap in his latest work. So again, like James Cameron (Zing!). I'm familiar with some of M. Night's work. By which, I mean I watched Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense. I don't seek out crappy movies, so I've avoided his more recent stuff due to bad press. So I don't know much about his descent into badness.

The story behind this movie's creation, at least as I heard it, was that one of M. Night's children was a fan of the show and eventually got him to make this. Which is proof enough why children should never be trusted with anything.

As in my last liveblog, this presents my opinion of this move. As before, you should find that most of these opinions do at least have some evidential support, even if you disagree with the conclusion. Granted, since pretty much everyone hates this movie, you're probably not going to find much praise in the following pages.

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Emperordaein Since: Dec, 1969
Sep 27th 2011 at 3:08:16 AM
Apparently, M Night saw bending as pumping up an air cannon, with all those dance movements charging it up, as opposed to being based on actual martial arts. Which is just RETARDED, and M Night never makes any kind of effort to convey this in the film, or weave it into the plot, like having the motions be described as such during any of the training scenes. It does solidify your Street Fighter comment. With that logic, the Bending in the show is more like Super Smash Bros matches.
Eegah Since: Dec, 1969
Sep 28th 2011 at 6:43:48 AM
The real problem with Ozai isn't showing his face; it's that, having introduced him this early (which I would actually agree is a good change for a three-film adaptation), they don't give him anything to do. He spends the whole film lounging around his house and having information brought to him, exactly like Galbatorix from Eragon. And that's really not a comparison you want to invite.
ManwiththePlan Since: Dec, 1969
Sep 28th 2011 at 9:11:46 AM
^ Yeah, I'm only thankful that Cliff Curtis gave a better performance than John Malkovich did as Galbatorix because script-wise, he's exactly the same character.
JusticeMan Since: Dec, 1969
Dec 8th 2011 at 10:13:25 PM
Well Agni Kai is actually from some weird Japanese Indian fusion Byke did so parsing it as Agni Ki Duel makes sense (again all these changes would go done so much smoother if the film didnt suck.) I actually liked how they incorporated the source cultures into the narrative more. Case in point how this films fucks up ideas that could work. Like The Firebending limitation. As you kick ass ideas showed it could've been done RIGHT but it was handled worse than a lubed virgin at a catholic monastary.. But yeah, fuck this movie.
nomuru2d Since: Dec, 1969
Feb 23rd 2015 at 11:41:53 PM
The "villages being rescued" montage? That was actually a cut-up version of the deleted extension of the Imprisoned fight sequence, interspersed to pad out the film sort-of-without actually padding it out... if that makes sense.

No, I don't get why Africans would be present in the same place either.
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