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EponymousKid2011-03-10 08:05:54

HAIL AND SALUTATIONS. I AM UATU, THE WATCHER, FATED TO FOREVER BEAR WITNESS TO ALL THAT OCCURS ON THE INNUMERABLE EARTHS OF THE MULTIVERSE.

IN YOUR TIMELINE, THE TROPER KNOWN AS EPONYMOUSKID DID NOT LIVEBLOG MARVEL'S FAMED WHAT IF...? COMIC BOOK. BUT THERE ARE ENDLESS WORLDS WHERE ALTERNATE EVENTS TOOK PLACE. THIS IS BUT ONE OF THEM.

Sorry, I got a little carried away with that. Anyway, here I plan to go over All the Myriad Ways in which What If...? kicks it hardcore. From the classics (What if Rick Jones were the Hulk?, What if Captain America had been elected President?), to my personal favorites (What if Thor battled Conan the Barbarian? is probably my favorite single issue story of all time), to the laughably goofball and bizarre (What if the Punisher's family hadn't been killed?, in which the Punisher's family still gets killed; What if Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires?, which is perhaps even more ridiculous than it sounds), I'll be covering it all from my secret moon base, an impartial and inactive observer of the infinite multitude of parallel worlds.

I just figured it would be best for my state of mind to alternate between updating this and the Noir LB, mainly because in addition to reading the Noir stories I've been reading Marvel 2099 stuff on the side, and the juxtaposition has been driving me a tad loco.

So watch this space, because I plan to get started any day now.

Comments

EndarkCuli Since: Dec, 1969

Feb 13th 2011 at 8:50:01 PM

I find it interesting that the the original Fantastic Four's powers are apparently aspects of their personality made literal, while these 'What If' versions seem to be mainly based on their interests. Either way, I must admit that I enjoyed reading this entry, and I agree that it's a bit of a shame that the future adventures of this team shall never be told...well, unless someone like you starts Running The Asylum, that is.

SKJAM Since: Dec, 1969

Feb 13th 2011 at 5:13:36 PM

Evidently, this world's Doc Doom can't get over a grudge either, so he was going to get revenge on Reed Richards sooner or later as soon as he located him, and had little statues of Reed made to maim in the meantime.

EponymousKid Since: Dec, 1969

Feb 13th 2011 at 5:22:40 PM

I figured it was something like that. Still, it was pretty silly