Line #45 WebAnimation/Jiz


1	->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuckin' other way, because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Jiz."''
2	-->-- '''Jiz''' at the end of ''Bye Bye Ba Nee''
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4	A GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'', created by "Sienna D'Enema", a UsefulNotes/LosAngeles area filmmaker who kept his identity under wraps until he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starred on online gay talk show ''Hey Qween'']]. [[ActingForTwo D'Enema performs]] [[ManOfAThousandVoices every character]], with the exception of Spooge, whose voice is provided by {{special guest}} Willam Belli, as well as various celebrity sound bites.
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6	21 episodes (ranging between 2 and 12 minutes) were released from July 2009 to June 2014, with ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'' premiering in September 2016:
7	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXYZzGeOiA Jiz!!!]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4vsZNlV8E Jiz Sequel]]'', two series of shorts based on the ''Jem'' {{public service announcement}}s
8	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs The Abortion Episode]]''
9	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3C5SeNcVpQ Jiz and the Mammograms]]''
10	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjO2gXkIjQ Chrissie: Dreams of a Cum Catcher]]''
11	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfqO7zmd0oA It Gets Worse]]''
12	* ''[[https://youtu.be/9dLdHUFP98w Laura: Taking it up the Chocolate Yahweh]]''
13	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGWT7SGsT0 Jiz is on Twitter @jizismyname]]''
14	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7bqQxb8OE Bye Bye Ba Nee]]''
15	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR4cL3Y3BsY Colonic]]''
16	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2mYfwX52Bs Jiz – A Very Special Drug Episode]]''
17	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMCMR3N6QyM Abortion Remix]]''
18	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]''
19	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TSaiwcbexI Let's Have a Pee Pee]]''
20	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cti8jr-YAs Jiz and the 40th Annual Porn Awards]]''
21	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk Break Like a Hymen]]''
22	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848kkKahRzk Jiz Gets Political]]''
23	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFsS-Y4Fm4 The 10 Commandments of Jiz]]''
24	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]'' with Willam Belli
25	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6HXDLLc-s The Official Movie Trailer for "Jiz and the Mammograms"]], a gag dub of the trailer for the [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015 live-action adaptation of the source material]].
26	** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24PvsdhqGPY Jiz the Movie: Let's Get an Abortion]]''
27	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoqdCpMLMdk Jiz's First Live Performance: I Know What You Caught Last Summer]]'' with Sherry Vine
28	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARl56hFTQs Jiz Makes a CUMback]]'', Jiz's first episode in two years since ''Jiz is Dead''.
29	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoERSaJubk God, I'm a Whore]]'', a {{parody}} of "Part of Your World" from ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid\|1989}}''. Predates ''Jiz'' by two years.
30	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZirkqHltB4 Thundercunts]]'', where ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats\|1985}}'' is spoofed instead.
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32	If the episode titles didn't tip you off, this series is '''extremely''' {{NSFW}}.
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34	!Contains:
35	* AbusiveParents: Jiz and Kimber's mother was at least as bad as adult Jiz. There's a reason Jiz organized her death.
36	* AdBumpers: Some episodes have this, similar to those on the original series.
37	--> '''Jiz:''' ''Jiz'' will be right back. Don't change the channel, or I'll kill you!
38	* AdaptationalNiceGuy: As surprising as it is for this series, Harriet Horn gets this treatment. In the original cartoon, she was a bully who used her talk show to humiliate people. Here, she is downright sympathetic, lamenting the times she used to cover actual news, implying her trashy news segments are forced on her. By ''The 40th Annual Porn Awards'', she's full-on snarking at everything and outright stating she's [[DrivenToSuicide going to kill herself]] once the camera's off.
39	* AmbiguouslyGay: Coupled with AmbiguousGender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian or a gay man. Hell, Jiz could be a trisexual hermaphrodite for all we know.
40	** Lampshaded in ''Jiz Gets Political'':
41	--> '''Jiz:''' I'm here for you to suck my dick!\
42	'''John Boehner:''' Wait a minute, you have a dick? Ugh!\
43	'''Jiz:''' I do in this episode!
44	** As well as ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'', where she makes LGBT jokes and justifies it as being part of the community herself. When Kimber asks her what letter she is, she responds that she's "the letter 'B' for 'bitch'".
45	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''.
46	-->'''Jiz:''' You don't know the consequences. Dyking out is the number one killer of a sense of humor, fashion sense, and the ability to put on eyeliner.
47	* BackAlleyDoctor: Jiz has a whole abortion business going on. She forces girls to get abortions, and [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} kills them if they refuse]]. Somewhat subverted in that Jiz does not give abortions for medical reasons, but just because [[CrossesTheLineTwice she likes them]].
48	* BaitAndSwitchCredits: ''Jiz is Dead'' opens like a regular episode until Kimber interrupts it to inform the viewer that Jiz is dead. This parallels the ''Jem'' episode ([[Recap/JemS3E7TheDayTheMusicDied "The Day the Music Died"]]) that it's based on.
49	* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee is eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.
50	* BlackComedyRape: From ''A Very Special Drug Episode''.
51	--> '''Aja:''' If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''(half {{beat}})'' Oh my God, I was raped!\
52	'''Shana:''' "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
53	** In ''Chrissie: Dreams of a Cum Catcher'', Jiz is afraid that a black man (a respectable neurosurgeon) will rape her. She then follows this by saying that she was "ironically raped by a Samoan".
54	-->"Oh my God, don't rape meeeee! Nooooo!"
55	* ButtMonkey: In ''The 40th Annual Porn Awards'', every time Creator/SigourneyWeaver opens her mouth, someone says "Shut up, Sigourney!".
56	* CharacterCatchphrase: Jiz threatens everyone with "I'll kill you".
57	** Ba Nee says "Eat my pussy" so much, she gets killed for it.
58	* TheChewToy: Most of the girls in Jiz's sex trade, except Chrissie.
59	** No one really likes Ba Nee. To the point where Jiz ''feeds her to bears''.
60	** Laura aka "Shitty Panties". After being ridiculed (and most likely molested) by Jiz, she escapes to join a group of fundamentalist Christians, who are also horrible to her.
61	** Ashley gets dynamite put into a very uncomfortable place and gets blown up when Jiz forgets to rescue her.
62	** Kimber thinks of herself as this, although Jiz seems to think it's more a case of ToughLove.
63	* ChildrenAreAWaste / BlackComedy: On the Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate, Jiz is neither. She's Anti-Life.
64	** Deirdre decides in ''The Abortion Episode'' that she doesn't want a "baby on her back" weighing her down.
65	* ComingOutStory: Kimber in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie''. Jiz and the other Mammograms are so homophobic that [[spoiler:Kimber ends up marrying Creator/EllenDeGeneres in order to be accepted]].
66	%%* CountryMatters
67	%%* DeadpanSnarker: Everyone has shades of this but Jiz stands out.
68	%%* DefiantToTheEnd: Ba Nee.
69	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Some insults will have this, like this one from ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'':
70	-->'''Jiz's mother:''' Don't be such a little stupid retarded stupid cunt.
71	* DisneyAcidSequence / MushroomSamba: Several. The first time the Mammograms use the Electronic Drug Dealer in ''Jiz and the Mammograms''. Then several more times in ''A Very Special Drug Episode''.
72	* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Several voices in the first two videos differentiate from those in later videos. Otherwise, though, it's generally averted by the normal comedic NegativeContinuity.
73	** Also, in the first video, one of the characters call Jiz "Jem" but this is more attributed to the fact that the voice actors were improvising and the mistake was understandable because, at the time, ''Jiz'' hadn't become a thing.
74	* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties".
75	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Jiz, for an ''extremely'' limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. Her example is orchestrating the death of her mother, who was at least as bad as she was, if not worse. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder others for varying reasons, like not getting abortions.
76	%%* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex: Whether they want to or not. PlayedForLaughs.
77	%%* EveryoneIsBi: Also PlayedForLaughs.
78	%%** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just fooling themselves..."
79	* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner:
80	--> '''Jiz:''' So, any last words?\
81	'''Ba Nee:''' Just three: [[CatchPhrase Eat my pussy!]]\
82	'''Jiz''': [[spoiler:[[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]]]]
83	* FanDisservice: ''Nothing'' Jiz does is actually meant to be titillating.
84	* FlashbackToCatchphrase: When told that she must get Jiz to "accept Christ in her heart", Laura recalls Jiz's "I smell shitty panties!" from the first [=PSA=].
85	* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group, one that has religious chanting in the form of various racial slurs.
86	** Possibly Laura herself, like when she poured nitroglycerin on Trixie, then threatens the other girls that they'll burn in {{Hell}} if they don't start accepting Christ.
87	* {{Gayngst}}: Parodied but ultimately {{defied}}. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in ''It Gets Worse''; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.
88	* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the ''Jiz'' universe, ''refusing'' an abortion and having the baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccessfully tried to abort her, with a ''dust buster''.
89	* HearingVoices: As part of the "motherfucking" montage in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie'', one scene is Kimber struggling to fight the rapid swearing in her head.
90	* {{Hell}}: Apparently, [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Miami]] serves as this to Jiz's world, as depicted in ''Laura: Taking It Up the Chocolate Yahweh''.
91	* {{Hypocrite}}:
92	-->'''Kimber:''' And there is no room in this motherfucking society for any kind of hate speech, whether it be racist or misogynistic or homophobic or transphobic. None of it. What the––?\
93	'''Pizazz:''' (''gibberish'')\
94	'''Kimber:''' Shut up, you motherfucking retard. I'm trying to talk to the cameras. (''to the camera'') [[LampshadeHanging Oh, motherfucking what?]]
95	* IWasJustJoking: From ''The 40th Annual Porn Awards''.
96	-->'''Host:''' ...these four actresses, let me tell you, they ''all'' have something in common.\
97	'''Kimber:''' Hepatitis C!\
98	'''Host:''' Hepatitis C! (''audience gasps'')\
99	'''Kimber:''' Oh, shit got real. I was just joking.
100	* IgnoredAesop: From ''A Very Special Drug Episode''.
101	-->'''Electronic Drug Dealer:''' I hope you learned something this week, Jiz.\
102	'''Jiz:''' Bitch, I did not learn a damn thing. Now shut the fuck up and get me high.
103	* IllKillYou: Jiz threatens this a lot.
104	** Exaggerated when [[spoiler:Creator/BeaArthur wins Best Up-the-Butt Actress. Jiz blows up all of the other nominees and burns down the theater the award ceremony is held in.]]
105	* InfallibleBabble: Jiz gets high on Adderall and is [[GoGetterGirl extremely productive as a result]].
106	* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]], and similar to the [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] voices from WebVideo/MostOffensiveVideo.
107	* LadyLooksLikeADude: Spooge, a cis woman, replaces Rory Llewelyn (Riot) in this series, but still looks exactly the same. This is only in terms of character; no visual changes are made, despite Riot being an unambiguously male character with many shirtless scenes.
108	* LampshadeHanging: Jiz often comments on the trippy [[WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms original series]] music video sequences. Of course, in the dub, [[TheStoner she's usually high anyway]].
109	* MagicalComputer: The Electronic Drug Dealer.
110	* MediumAwareness:
111	** ''Break Like a Hymen'':
112	-->'''Jiz:''' Hey, why are we drawn so badly?\
113	'''Kimber:''' Don't change the motherfucking subject.
114	** ''Jiz Gets Political'': John Boehner is aware that he's been animated.
115	-->"This is my cartoon office."
116	* MediumBlending: Occasionally, there'll be live-action footage intercut/interspersed with the animation.
117	* MotorMouth: Spooge, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment has her going on an extended non sequitir about how Jiz inspired her music/abortion, barely letting Jiz get a word in edgewise.
118	* MushroomSamba: Laura steals Jiz's stash of angel dust to get closer to Jesus. Does she ever...
119	* NWordPrivileges: Discussed in ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'' via song by the Mammograms to Jiz after she told a [[ItMakesSenseInContext black abortionist joke]] that was deemed offensive.
120	* NotSoAboveItAll: In the second of ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'', a waiter chastises the Starlight kids for talking about [[ItMakesSenseInContext holy]] [[ToiletHumor excrement]], telling them they're all going to {{Hell}}, but follows it up with this.
121	--> '''Waiter:''' I want the Virgin Mary to shit on me 'cause virgin shits smell like [[TasteTheRainbow Skittles]].
122	* OnlySaneMan:
123	** Rio, who has the most common sense of anyone in the ensemble.
124	** The cleaning woman[=/=][[spoiler:replacement Aja]].
125	--> "I'm sorry to interrupt these inane ramblings."
126	* OutOfFocus: Raya, the fifth member of the Mammograms, barely has a role and has one speaking line overall (in ''[[ComingOutStory Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]'').
127	--> "Are you going to lick our pussies?"
128	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: From ''Chrissie: Dreams of a Cum Catcher''.
129	--> '''Jiz:''' I don't hate you because you're black; you're black because I hate you.
130	** Also {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. As society changes, other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, in ''Jiz is Dead'', Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transgender people, and, in ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'', Rio tells her she can't say "retarded" anymore. It's worth noting that the series officially started way back in 2009. And Jiz, shockingly, changes her tune.
131	-->"Let's go get mentally challenged on some crank!"
132	* %% PornWithoutPlot: InUniverse with ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''.
133	* PreviouslyOn: A few episodes have this, usually by Kimber.
134	--> '''Kimber:''' [[SirSwearsALot Motherfucking previously on motherfucking]] ''Jiz''...
135	* PublicServiceAnnouncement: ''It Gets Worse''.
136	--> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[GrowingUpSucks you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be all those memories to beat off to. So, I mean, [[CrossesTheLineTwice if you're gonna kill yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!
137	* PunctuatedForEmphasis: See ToiletHumor.
138	* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Pretty much every sexual orientation and fetish imaginable is the punchline to a joke somewhere or another. "Tranny", "lezzie" and "fag/faggot" are particularly common.
139	* RacialFaceBlindness: When [[spoiler:Aja's [[YourHeadASplode head is blown off]] by the Electronic Drug Dealer]], the Mammograms kidnap the dry cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler:Even the insurance company can't tell when they killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
140	* RefugeInAudacity: The whole series. Just...all of it.
141	* ReplacementGoldfish: In one episode, [[spoiler:Aja has her head blown off]], so Kimber, Shana and Raya simply put a wig on a random cleaning woman[[spoiler:, who is ultimately shot by Jiz]]. [[NegativeContinuity Though the original is back by the next episode.]]
142	* ReligionIsWrong: Jiz claims Christianity is "a disease that kills millions".
143	** Just like Jiz!
144	* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are reinterpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation]] of ''ComicBook/JemAndTheHologramsIDW''.
145	* SadistShow
146	* SexSells: Jiz gets away with her abortion activity by having two of her girls make out for the man pressing charges.
147	* SelfMadeOrphan: After being told she must carry a baby to term (and being insulted) by her mother, Jiz sabotages her plane by stuffing the engine with shitty panties. Somehow, her mother was also impaled through her mouth with a vibrator.
148	--> '''Jiz:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh no. What am I gonna do? Mom's dead. What a tragedy.]] (''{{evil laugh}}'')
149	* ShoutOut: ''A lot.''
150	** ''Chrissie: Dreams of a Cum Catcher'':
151	*** The background music that recurs with Chrissie is Music/NancySinatra's "Some Velvet Morning (Sugar Town)".
152	*** Jamal repeatedly claims that he's from "[[Film/ParisIsBurning the House of LaBeija]]".
153	*** Probably looking too far into it but Jamal tells Chrissie to "beat it". In the original series, Jamal is intended as an {{expy}} of [[Music/TheJacksonFive Jackson 5]]-era Music/MichaelJackson.
154	*** Name-drops: Music/MileyCyrus and Music/DavidBowie.
155	** ''Laura: Taking It Up the Chocolate Yahweh'':
156	*** The video opens with Music/QueensOfTheStoneAge's "God Is in the Radio".
157	*** When Jiz encounters Laura, "Sister Christian" by Music/NightRanger plays in the background.
158	*** Laura's guitar plays the ''Theatre/JesusChristSuperstar'' overture.
159	*** Laura's trip to [[spoiler:the Afterlife]] has Music/ElectricLightOrchestra's "I'm Alive", and going through the door are Series/TheGoldenGirls.
160	*** Name-drops: Creator/BurtReynolds.
161	** ''Bye Bye Ba Nee'':
162	*** One of Jiz's misconceptions about Asian is Haitian, "like [[Music/TheFugees Wyclef]]".
163	*** The music playing during Ba Nee's tribute is The Free Design's "Make the Madness Stop".
164	*** Name-drops: Creator/MrT
165	** ''A Very Special Drug Episode'':
166	*** Lords of Acid's "I Sit on Acid" plays alongside Jiz's acid trip.
167	*** Jiz refers to her acid trip as being "trapped in the opening sequence of ''Series/DaysOfOurLives''".
168	*** After smoking marijuana, Jiz refers to Rio's hair as "a cross between [[Creator/CaitlynJenner Bruce Jenner]] and [=CranGrape=]". She also recognizes the background music, Music/KateBush's "Running Up That Hill".
169	*** Jiz talking about special K and watching Danse is accompanied by The Free Design's "A Man and a Woman".
170	** ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie'':
171	*** Eating pussy is [[UnusualEuphemism referred to as]] "going to Music/AniDiFranco Lake".
172	*** Kimber and Stormer are mistaken for the Music/IndigoGirls.
173	*** Ellen [=DeGeneres=]' "I do" is audio of her famous "I'm gay" from ''Series/{{Ellen}}'', followed by the subsequent audience cheering.
174	*** Name-drops: [[Series/TheView Rosie O'Donnell]]
175	** ''The 40th Annual Porn Awards'':
176	*** The nominees for the "Best [[AssShove Up the Butt]] Actress" award are Creator/SigourneyWeaver for ''[[Film/{{Aliens}} Butt Aliens]]'', Creator/MerylStreep for ''[[Film/SophiesChoice Sophie's Butt Choice]]'', Creator/BeaArthur in ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Shower Girls]]'' and Jiz in ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''.
177	*** Streep says that she won Best Ejaculation the previous year for ''[[Film/KramerVsKramer Creamer vs. Creamer]]''.
178	*** Weaver also points out that she too won the year before for Best [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]] Film: ''[[Film/GorillasInTheMist Gorillas in My Mist]]''.
179	*** When Jiz loses, Kimber starts singing a variation of "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!]]".
180	--> "Ooh, in your motherfucking face! Ding-dong, Jiz just lost! Which old Jiz? This motherfucking Jiz!"
181	*** Name-drops: Creator/BettyWhite, [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Estelle Getty]], Music/MissyElliott and Creator/SarahJessicaParker
182	** ''Break Like a Hymen'':
183	*** Jiz goes to "car jump purgatory", where she encounters Film/{{Thelma and Louise}}, [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ferris Bueller's valet]] and "Music/TracyChapman", [[Film/{{Grease}} Sandy and Danny]], and [[Series/TheDukesOfHazzard Bo and Luke]].
184	*** A couple of the Mammograms' horses are named Creator/HilarySwank and [[Creator/SarahJessicaParker Sarah Jessica]].
185	*** Kimber calls herself "Ellen [=DeGeneres=] funny" but Jiz shuts her down, dubbing her "Rosie O'Donnell funny". She later upgrades her to "Paula Poundstone funny".
186	*** Kimber's joke that the Mammograms don't understand is a reference to the mentorship of Music/JustinBieber by Music/SnoopDogg.
187	*** The radio emcee may be a parody of Creator/CaseyKasem.
188	** ''Jiz Gets Political'':
189	*** Name-drops: UsefulNotes/BetsyRoss, Creator/TennesseeWilliams, [[Series/TwentyTwenty Barbara Walters]] and Creator/NeilPatrickHarris
190	** ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'':
191	*** The video begins with the opening riff of Music/{{Heart\|Band}}'s "Barracuda", with Jiz humming along.
192	*** "Thou shall have no other Jiz-es but me": Jiz refers to her impersonator as "lesbian fucking ''Film/SingleWhiteFemale'' Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh bullshit".
193	*** "Thou shall remember the Music/BlackSabbath": The Shitfits 'perform' "Iron Man" (although this consists of nonsensical gibbering and the occasional "clitoris!").
194	*** "Thou shall not commit toiletry": "Bubble Butt" by Music/MajorLazer feat. Music/BrunoMars, Tyga and Mystic plays.
195	*** "Thou shall not steal my shit": Ashley steals money from Jiz to donate to [[UsefulNotes/LGBTCommunity GLAAD]].
196	*** "Thou shall not lie to the Jiz": Ba Nee saying "no muff too tough" references a [[UsefulNotes/NavySEALs Navy [=SEALs=]]] chant.
197	** ''Jiz is Dead'':
198	*** Spooge's musical number is guest star Willam Belli's single "Only Anally".
199	*** Kimber's one-liner towards the end of the video, "I won't motherfucking remember you", references Music/SarahMcLachlan's song "I Will Remember You".
200	*** Name-drops: UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust, ''Film/RockyIII'', ''Magazine/NationalGeographic'', Music/TheGoGos, ''Series/FullHouse'' and Creator/JodieSweetin.
201	** ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'':
202	*** The title card parodies ''Series/StrangerThings''. Immediately {{lampshaded}} by Jiz and Kimber.
203	*** Kimber had Creator/CaitlynJenner write Jiz's obituary in ''US Weekly''.
204	*** Jiz refers to Rio as "looking like Creator/DameEdna dressed up like the Series/CrocodileHunter for Halloween".
205	*** Jiz goes on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert''. Complete with [[Creator/StephenColbert Colbert]] sound bites from ''The Late Show'' and ''Series/StrangersWithCandy''!
206	*** Jiz's victory music is the ''Series/LoveAmericanStyle'' theme.
207	*** Name-drops: Creator/{{Netflix}}, Creator/OrlandoBloom, Music/AdamLambert, Creator/JayLeno, Creator/DavidLetterman, Creator/JonStewart, [[Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow George Lopez]], Creator/KateMcKinnon, Creator/JimmyFallon, Creator/ConanOBrien, Creator/PatriciaArquette, Creator/RosannaArquette, Creator/ChrisRock and Website/{{Twitter}}
208	* SirSwearsalot: Kimber.
209	--> "I motherfucking figured out how to motherfucking pay the Electronic motherfucking Drug Dealer."
210	* SongParody: Many episodes feature at least one.
211	** ''The Abortion Episode'': "Abortion" (the first ''Jem'' theme song) – briefly reprised in ''Chrissie: Dreams of a Cum Catcher''
212	** ''It Gets Worse'': "Gays" (Music/WhitneyHouston's "Greatest Love of All")
213	** ''Bye Bye Ba Nee'': Music/DavidBowie's "China Girl"
214	** ''A Very Special Drug Episode'': "No Special K in L.A." (Music/MissingPersons' "Walking in L.A.")
215	** ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie'': "Clitoris" (Music/BritneySpears' "Circus")
216	** ''The 40th Annual Porn Awards'': "Shit" (Music/{{Bjork}}'s "It's Oh So Quiet")
217	** ''Jiz Gets Political'': "Fart in Me" (Music/KatyPerry's "Part of Me")
218	** ''The 10 Commandments of Jiz'': "Fraud" (Music/LadyGaga's "Applause")
219	** ''Break Like a Hymen'': "Jiz Whores" (the second ''Jem'' theme song); "Don't Hate a Bull Dyke" (The Waitresses' "I Know What Boys Like"); and "Hymen" (Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Diamonds")
220	** ''Jiz is Dead'': "Only Anally" (Music/KatyPerry's "Unconditionally"), also released as a single and on Belli's 2015 extended play ''Shartistry in Motion''; and the music playing during the Jiz and Spooge montage (Perry's "Dark Horse")
221	** ''The Official Movie Trailer for "Jiz and the Mammograms"'': The background music (Music/ArianaGrande's "Break Free")
222	** ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]'': "Mean Jokes" (Music/{{Sia}}'s "Cheap Thrills")
223	* SpecialGuest: ''Jiz is Dead'' features drag queen Willam Belli as the voice of Spooge.
224	* TheStinger: Many later installments end with this voiceover.
225	--> '''Jiz:''' Can't get enough of ''Jiz''? [[https://twitter.com/Jizismyname?s=09 Follow my ass]] on Website/{{Twitter}}. Or [[{{Catchphrase}} I'll kill you]].
226	* TheStoner: Jiz. Her earrings get her high.
227	* {{Streetwalker}}: Bobby.
228	* SubvertedKidsShow
229	* TheTalkShowWithHostName: ''The [[StealthPun Harriet Upfucker]] Show''
230	* ToiletHumour: "Shitty panties!"
231	* TonightSomeoneDies: ''Jiz is Dead'' is set up to be this and even Kimber thought (or wanted to believe) she died. [[spoiler:But {{the stinger}} tells otherwise when she and Spooge are simply stranded on a deserted island.]]
232	* UnCancelled: Two years after ''Jiz is Dead'', Jiz officially returns with ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]''. However, no further ''Jiz'' videos have been made.
233	* TheUnintelligible: The Shitfits. Stormer's getting better, though.
234	--> "Clitoris!"
235	* UnstoppableRage: Chrissie unleashes this upon Jamal, drowning him.
236	* UnusualEuphemism: SO MANY.
237	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: In ''Laura: Taking It Up the Chocolate Yahweh'', the other Starlight girls are completely unperturbed by Trixie bursting into flames.
238	* VerbalTic: Kimber's tendency to say "motherfucking" nearly every other word. {{Lampshaded}} by Jiz in ''Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie'', which leads to a {{montage}}.
239	* YouAreFat: Jiz sometimes insults Kimber with this. From ''Jiz Makes a [=CUMback=]''.
240	--> '''Kimber:''' Oh, and here's a drawing of what your bloated corpse would look like.\
241	'''Jiz:''' It still looks thinner than you.
242	* YourHeadAsplode: In ''A Very Special Drug Episode'', [[spoiler:Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].

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