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4Joseph Catalanetto, aka [=JoCat=], is an animator, graphic designer, and illustrator whose primary output is on Platform/YouTube. He was part of HIJEK, and frequently collabs with Whimseyshrimp and Jet Man Jay while streaming; the channel was the primary output place for HIJEK prior to the 2010s. He was also a guest player on ''WebVideo/TheUnexpectables'' in 2019 for their Tracadia Arc.
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6[=JoCat=] is most known for his comedic "guides" on ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'', ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', and ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'' called ''A Crap Guide'', which are narrated by "[=JoCrap=]", a persona/original character of [=JoCat=]'s. [=JoCrap=] is both CausticCritic and a master of AccentuatingTheNegative... even if there's nothing negative to say. [=JoCrap=] teaches the player how to play the games, but does so in the most condescending way possible.
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8[=JoCat=] also streams on Twitch, and occasionally posts edited versions of certain streams on his main channel, initially called "J-Overly Edited", they're now referred to as "Stream Highlights". He also does "Character Creator Critique"s, in which he picks apart different character creators in various games, and he has a video essay on ''Klonoa 2''. He has also ran two different tabletop campaigns set in a shared setting: ''WebVideo/BelkinusNecroHunt'' and ''WebVideo/TheGoldenCay'', with a third one, ''WebVideo/HeartOfElynthi'', currently running.
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10On December 18th, 2023, [=JoCat=] declared he was going on an indefinite hiatus due to sustained harassment.
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12[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRDVE5L1LTWhmPAKKbUBGtg His channel can be found here.]]
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14!!Welcome to A Crap Guide to Tropes. *jaunty music plays*
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16* AddedAlliterativeAppeal:
17** In the Crap Guide to Barbarian, he describes the Barbarian's rage as "A Ferocious Frenzy of Force that Foes will Fear For all their Fannies".
18** [=JoCat=] also has a series titled "Character Creator Critique", where he... well, critiques video games' character creator options.
19** In the "Melee DPS" guide to ''Final Fantasy XIV'', [=JoCrap=] starts the video with a long alliterative sentence about melee classes using multiple words that start with the letter "P". He eventually starts putting a lot of emphasis on each "P" sound, and by the end of the sentence, he's resorted to making spitting noises.
20--->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' And you bet your precious patoot the progress preventors will be promptly pounded, because this potent projector of pain will be peppering those peasties until your pack is paved with enough resulting pellets that every peddler will pray to be pampered by a more-palatable pacifist. ''(makes several "P"-like spitting sounds with his mouth)''
21* TheAllSolvingHammer:
22** According to [=JoCrap=], Wizards only need Fireballs, Warlocks are Eldritch Blast dispensers on legs, Paladins should just disregard spellcasting and SMITE! everything.
23--->'''Zee Bashew:''' ''(scoring a test)'' You answered "Fireball" for every question.\
24'''[=JoCrap=]:''' What's your point, person within Fireball distance?
25** In ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'', Insect Glaive users obviously should avoid doing anything that isn't jumping like a spaz and spinning around in the air, because that's clearly the best way to contribute.
26* AlterEgoActing: [=JoCat=] frequently makes it clear that his crass and aggressive [=JoCrap=] character is in fact a ''character'', separate from [=JoCat's=] regular self. Occasionally in the ''D&D'' guides, he depicts both representations of himself as conflicting people.
27* AmazonChaser: He has a notable tendency to be interested in women fitting this, though he later clarified that [[https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810 he likes girls of all shapes and sizes]].
28* TheArtifact: Even after ''A Crap Guide to VideoGame/MonsterHunter'' ended and the series started branching out into other games, [=JoCrap's=] look remained the same, decked out in ridiculous Hunter gear and worshiping his Sword and Shield. The only time it's ever changed is the Crap Guides to ''FFXIV'', in which [=JoCrap's=] head is replaced with a Fat Chocobo mask for the in-game footage.
29* AscendedExtra: [=JoCat's=] cute goblins first appeared back in the Crap Guide to Barbarian, before getting a verse in Races, later a dedicated episode, and eventually a series of animated shorts titled Gobboventures and their own real-life plush dolls.
30* ArmorPiercingQuestion: Played for laughs in his generalised DPS guide when [=JoCrap=] asks, out of two samurai with equal raw damage, who does the most damage between the one who waits for the boss to come back into range and one who spams Enpi for one damage while it is out of range.
31-->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' Who is dealing more damage?\
32'''Audience Member:''' It's just one dama-\
33'''[=JoCrap=]:''' ''Who is dealing more damage?''\
34'''Audience Member:''' Not every situation is going to be that clo-\
35'''[=JoCrap=]:''' '''''WHO IS DEALING MORE DAMAGE?'''''
36* AuthorAppeal:
37** In the "Races" rap, he describes the tall, muscular Goliaths and Half-Orcs as [[StatuesqueStunner the pinnacle]] [[AmazonianBeauty of beauty]].
38** Discussed in the video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LM08VrEs6k So I Wanna Talk About How It Took Me 300 Hours To Like]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV FFXIV]]". Hearing that there are more [[StatuesqueStunner tall, muscular women in the game]] appeals to [=JoCat=], but doesn't convince him. But once Jo hears that you can make your PlayerCharacter into [[LittleBitBeastly a cat-boy]], he's instantly sold.
39* AwesomeButImpractical:
40** He summarizes the Charge Blade of ''Monster Hunter'' as this, being able to do a lot of stuff, but being so [[DifficultButAwesome impractically complicated]] that his "explanation" of it [[{{Technobabble}} is a completely unintelligible mess]].
41** Also of ''Monster Hunter'', on the Great Sword:
42-->"You're going to stand your ground like the Great Wall of China: mostly ineffective but too much of a visual marvel to be torn down."
43* BaitAndSwitchComment: In the Dungeon Master video, [=JoCrap=] asks (hypothetically) if one needs a vast amount of presentation -- miniatures, costumes, mood lighting, etc. -- in order to have a good session of ''D&D''. He answers that ''of course you do'', and you'd better fork over the money or else your game is going to suck.
44* BigShutUp:
45** In the video on sword and shield in ''Monster Hunter'', [=JoCrap=] says that sword and shield deals more damage than anything else. To prove this point, [=JoCrap=] shows a sword and shield with an attack of 99,999. When someone points out that [=JoCrap=] clearly edited that picture, [=JoCrap=] yells at them to shut up.
46** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] gets fed up when none of his players will listen to him as the DM, so [=JoCrap=] rejects all of their actions and then kills them all by having the BigBad [[RocksFallEveryoneDies drop a mountain on top of them]]. [[Creator/MatthewMercer Matt Mercer]] shows up in the middle of this rage to tell [=JoCrap=] to listen to his players and calm down, but [=JoCrap=] just yells at Mercer that nobody cares.
47* BigStupidDoodooHead: According to [=JoCrap=], if you play a paladin without using a sword and shield, then "you're wrong and I hate you and you're a big smelly doodoo head".
48* BilingualBonus: The Japanese in the Divination segment of ''A Crap Guide to D&D: Wizard'', when put into Google Translate, translates to "I wrote this in Google Translate, so it may be wrong."
49* BittersweetEnding: His final public upload was the end of his campaign to support Gendered Intelligence, a transgender rights group, by clearing The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''. [=JoCat=] and friends cleared the fight which was (at the time) the hardest content that ''XIV'' had to offer, taking 1,573 tries and over a year of attempts, starting in December 2022 and finally clearing it in January 2024. [[https://youtu.be/7OZP4HzJ7P4?feature=shared After the fight was over]], [=JoCat=] got his weapon reward with an enormous crowd of supporters cheering for him. He ended the video by [[ThankingTheViewer thanking the people who watched his content for being a positive impact in his life]], but insisted he "need[ed] this step away" for a while. The last shot was during a presentation that [=JoCat=] gave at the LA Tech School of Design in March 2018, where someone suggested that he should make [=YouTube=] videos.
50* BoringButPractical:
51** Openly mocks the common "Human Fighter" phenomenon of D&D in ''A Crap Guide'', calling it the most bland possible option. The "character" he dreams up for it is literally named "John Fighter-Man" whose description is TheGenericGuy. However, [=JoCrap=] does this while also pointing out just how annoyingly ''good'' the class is, both in terms of combat and being insanely newbie-friendly.
52** In "A Crap Guide to DPS," two samurai can't attack the dragon after it goes out of melee range. One samurai is standing around waiting to get back in range while the second is using their weaker ranged attack. [=JoCat=] states that it may be ScratchDamage at best, but it's better than no damage at all.
53* BreakoutCharacter: In regards to the rest of HIJEK. Joseph hit one million subscribers in April 2022. Eric and Ian had yet to hit one thousand in that same timeframe, and Heather and Kate didn't have channels at all.
54* BrickJoke:
55** Instead of the typical opening gag or overview, Crap Guide to Fighter begins with a verse of MusicalExposition to the tune of the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man theme]]. Instead of the usual outro, a second verse is sung.
56** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Bard," [=JoCrap=] claims that if you don't follow every stereotype of the class, Creator/MatthewMercer will jump through your window and throw foam noodles at you. When Matt Mercer cameos in the DM video, he's carrying a bunch of foam noodles in his arms, which [=JoCrap=] slaps out of Mercer's hands.
57** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] as a DM tells one group bickering about an ambush plan "I'll give you 6 minutes and 44 seconds; if you don't come to an agreement on a plan I'm feeding your minis to the Wigglers." He hits his RageBreakingPoint exactly 6 minutes and 44 seconds after that line.
58** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Sorcerer," [=JoCrap=] spins "The Wheel of Wild Magic" to demonstrate the random effects of the class's "Wild Magic Surge" ability, before leaving it because it wasn't stopping fast enough. It finally stops at the end of the video, turning [=JoCrap=] into a potted plant in the process.
59** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Druid" [=JoCrap=] mentions how terrifying Druid gets later in the game and then a [[BreathWeapon Fire-Breathing]] seagull with a [[MoreDakka minigun [=attached to its back=]]] [[BewareMyStingerTail with [=a scorpion tail=]]] appears on screen the same chimera appears later in the Alignment video when talking about Good/Evil alignments.
60** A subtle one -- in the first edition of "A Crap Guide to D&D: Barbarian", [=JoCrap=] snarks at Intelligence being a DumpStat, which is why his is "the number that comes after 3." In the revised edition of the video, this specific joke was cut, but gets referenced in an earlier line with [=JoCrap=] saying he's gained "a whopping ''one'' additional point in my Intelligence since [the first edition]", showing his stat rise from 4 to 5.
61* BunnyEarsLawyer: [=JoCrap=] accurately knows ''D&D'', ''Final Fantasy XIV'', and ''Monster Hunter''. He demonstrates this by giving some good advice about how to play a class effectively in videos on each respective game, despite all three games playing very differently from each other. It's just he makes weird metaphors and insults the viewer while he does it, frequently going off on tangents and implying that the viewer is a moron for not knowing everything he talks about already.
62* CallBack: In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Bard," [=JoCrap=] claims that if you don't follow every stereotype of the class, Creator/MatthewMercer will jump through your window and throw foam noodles at you. When Matt Mercer cameos in the DM video, he's carrying a bunch of foam noodles, which [=JoCrap=] slaps out of Mercer's hands.
63* TheCameo:
64** "A Crap Guide To D&D: Rogue" has WebAnimation/PuffinForest make a brief appearance questioning why [=JoCrap=] is acting like an IneffectualLoner.
65** "A Crap Guide To D&D: Dungeon Master" features several other [=YouTubers=] as players at [=JoCrap's=] table. These include (in order of appearance) [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101]], Connor [=McKinley=], Creator/GaijinGoombah, Creator/ChrisZito, and Monty Glu from ''WebVideo/TheUnexpectables'', Creator/{{Octopimp}}, [[WebAnimation/HowToBeAnAdventurer Yaroshien]], [[https://twitter.com/BrachyZoid Brachyzoid]], [[https://twitter.com/Boo_Rad13y Boo Rad13y]], [[https://twitter.com/SirMalervik Sir Malervik]], [[https://twitter.com/caitlinc37 Caitlinc37]], [[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9110223/ Terrance Drye]], [[WebAnimation/AnimatedSpellbook Zee Bashew]], [[WebAnimation/PuffinForest Abserd]], [[https://twitter.com/FelixIrnich Felix Irnich]], WebAnimation/DingoDoodles, Red and Blue from ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1r4Y0yjS1wjq6Yw1ybcJHA Davvy Chappy]], [[https://www.youtube.com/c/xptolevel3 XP to Level 3]], WebVideo/TulokTheBarbrarian, WebAnimation/JessJackdaw, [[https://twitter.com/derpsreba Reba Derps]], [[https://twitter.com/camicattweets Cami-Cat]], Stuart from Creator/TheLoadingCrew, and Creator/MatthewMercer from ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''.
66** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2wDdYIMQU Spooky Slice]] video, which is a full version of a Monster Mash parody that was used in "A Crap Guide to FFXIV: Melee DPS" for the Reaper class, the voice of Zenos was Luke Allen-Gale. Otherwise known as the actual english voice actor for Zenos.
67* CanisLatinicus: [=JoCrap's=] villain in "A Crap Guide to DM" is named Evilus Maximus. Immediately lampshaded by [[WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions Blue]], who calls it "a bit too on the nose" and theorizes that [=JoCrap=] ripped of the Pope's title of Pontifex Maximus.
68* CargoCult: [=JoCrap=]'s religion could best be described as "aggressive Sword and Shield proselytizing."
69* CargoShip: [=JoCat=] describes [=JoCrap's=] sexuality as S&S-Sexual, for Sword and Shield. At one point, [=JoCrap=] can be seen sleeping in the same bed as a sword and shield.[[invoked]]
70* CastFullOfGay: [[https://twitter.com/JoCat105/status/1225673371091734528 Two tweets]] by [=JoCat=] establish that a large amount of the characters in ''A Crap Guide to D&D'' are LGBT: Felicia (Bard) is pansexual, Sasha (Paladin) is a lesbian, Hutrax and John (Wizard and Fighter) are gay, Chad (Sorcerer) is transgender, Rogmesh (Ranger) is bisexual, Ricmo (Druid) is non-binary, and Busmic and Yathyra (Warlock and Monk) are UsefulNotes/{{asexual}}.
71* CausticCritic: [=JoCrap=] insults classes, races, playstyles, and basically everything associated with ''Dungeons & Dragons'' at some point. Unless it's about the sword and shield, which is flawless in every way. Instead, he's criticizing ''you'' for not using it.
72* CharacterAlignment: Devoted a whole episode to explaining the differences between them. For instance, [=JoCrap=] uses the example of a Lawful character promising not to fuck your mom; a LawfulGood character will keep the promise because it's the right thing to do, a LawfulNeutral character will keep the promise because [[IGaveMyWord they keep their promises even at personal expense]], and a LawfulEvil character will keep the promise but [[LoopholeAbuse fuck your dad instead]] [[ExactWords because you didn't say anything about them not fucking your dad]].[[invoked]]
73* CombatMedic: Pushes this playstyle for Healers in ''FFXIV'' because the basic design of the game means that ''everyone'' has to output some damage. If there's nobody to heal, you should be contributing to the fight by making it end faster, and helping to kill enemies means you're keeping the party alive by reducing sources of damage.
74* ConnectedAllAlong: When the Elf Paladin is properly introduced after appearing in other ''A Crap Guide to D&D'' episodes, her name is stated to be "Sasha Stoutbough", revealing that she's related to earlier-profiled Elf character Gadiel Stoutbough the Cleric. [[https://youtu.be/VNn-6znoBus?t=5920 A later behind-the-scenes video]] makes it clear that Sasha is Gadiel's older sister.
75* ContinuityNod: During's [=JoCat=]'s Let's Play of ''VideoGame/HollowKnight'', when asked about making more Crap Guides he responded with "No. I'm going to start a series where I make different sandwiches." On April Fool's Day of the next year, he posted a video of him eating a sandwich.
76* CoolAndUnusualPunishment:
77** In "Crap Guide to D&D: Character Sheet", [=JoCrap=] explains that if the player casts more spells in a day than they have spell slots, the DM is allowed to eat their dice.
78** In "Crap Guide to D&D: Ranger", [=JoCrap=] tries to get away with just saying "Just play a Fighter with a bow, it's way better!" After the intro theme, we see that [=JoCat=] erased [=JoCrap=]'s arm to get him to do the video properly.
79--->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' Alright fine, I'll talk about the class.
80* CouchGag: Each time he finishes covering a specific topic in ''Crap Guides'', an item representing it gets added to each subsequent intro.
81* {{Crossover}}:
82** Zee Bashew makes a cameo in "A Crap Guide To D&D: Wizard". A later episode of the ''WebAnimation/AnimatedSpellbook'' confirms that the cameo was canon to that series, as Bashew had to be revived from the Fireball [=JoCrap=] threw at him.
83** Has a massive one with assorted Art and D&D channels in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANdG2DGm0CQ A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master]]". Most notable among these cameos is [[WebVideo/CriticalRole Matt Mercer]] AsHimself.
84** [=JoCrap=] featured heavily in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjOL9XYk07k one]] of WebAnimation/NCHProductions's ''VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld'' animation shorts, [[HeroicBSOD having a complete mental breakdown]] over the ''Iceborne'' expansion indirectly nerfing his beloved Sword and Shield by expanding the ability to use the Slinger without sheathing the weapon first to all weapon types.
85* DarkAndTroubledPast: Crap Guide to Rogue starts off with the Rogue's recounting of his, and is [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by the person listening.
86* {{Dissimile}}: According to [=JoCrap=], the Wizard is the most powerful class, as long as you ignore any other classes that are stronger. Which are all of them.
87* DynamicEntry: The ''A Crap Guide To D&D - Monk'' episode begins with [=JoCrap=] pulling one of these on [=JoCat=]. As [=JoCat=] sits at his desk while drawing on a tablet, [=JoCrap=] enters with a flying kick that knocks [=JoCat=] out of his chair.
88* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: [=JoCrap=]'s character in the ''Monster Hunter'' Crap Guides was less loud and a little more abrasive, constantly making jabs at how most weapons made you like anime protagonists where later Crap Guides would embrace this. As well, his character was less muscular than his later takes.
89* EasterEgg: A still of [=JoCrap=] shrugging (deemed the "[=JoShrug=]") shows up in every Crap Guide to D&D video.
90* EarnYourFun: Discussed in the video "[[https://youtu.be/7LM08VrEs6k So I Wanna Talk About How It Took Me 300 Hours To Like]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV FFXIV]]". The gist of the video is not that it takes three hundred hours to get good at the game, but that [=JoCat=] realized that he was intentionally making the experience worse for himself by skipping cutscenes, doing only sidequests, and generally not wanting to interact with the world of the game. Once he started exploring Eorzea more diligently, he got much better owing to being more emotionally invested.
91* EvolvingCredits: The openings of ''A Crap Guide'' episodes do this.
92** ''Monster Hunter'' slowly piles up every weapon in the game around the campfire.
93** ''Dungeons and Dragons'' has small figurines or some other objects to represent topics that [=JoCrap=] has already covered. At the end of each episode, a figurine is added on that video's subject. "Goblins" adds a [[ProductPlacement shelf with a goblin plushie]], "Alignments" an alignment chart nailed to the wall, and Character Sheets a character sheet next to the Goblin plushie. "Dungeon Master" didn't feature anything new, but it instead had all of the figures turned towards [=JoCrap=].
94** ''Final Fantasy'' had items related to the classes appear near [=JoCrap=], such as a shield resting against a tree after discussing the "tank" classes.
95* ExtremeOmnisexual: Present and accounted for in the "Bard" video, though humorously throughout the ''A Crap Guide'' series, [[{{Irony}} the Bard only ever has eyes for]] and actively pursues the Paladin.
96* FreezeFrameBonus:
97** During the Bard episode of ''A Crap Guide to D&D'', when Creator/MatthewMercer is throwing pool noodles at the unnamed player, pausing on the very last frame of the scene will result in being treated to this disclaimer:
98--->''Disclaimer: Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesn't judge the way you have fun and is genuinely a swell guy. He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons however so you should still watch your back.''
99** During the Wizard episode of ''A Crap Guide to D&D'' pausing on the line "Mr-I-actually-believe-wizard-memes-are-as-funny-in-the-game-as-they-are-on-social-media" shows a wall of text calling out a Facebook group who had been sharing his videos without crediting him properly. As revealed in a later stream, the group were eventually shut down.
100** The last frame of the ''Character Sheet'' episode is a picture of Jo looking down at his computer, being vastly overshadowed by his wackier online persona.
101** In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] rolls his [=d20=] before he apologizes for losing his temper. A zoom-in to the dice shows that he got a nat 20, which explains why his apology is accepted.
102* FullFrontalAssault: Mentioned in both the 'Crap Guide to Barbarians' and 'Crap Guide to Monks', with the Monk being drawn ToplessnessFromTheBack and [[LampshadeHanging her opponents being uncomfortable and wondering if they should hit the naked Dragonborn woman or not]].
103* FunWithAcronyms: Introduced in ''A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy - DPS'' and mentioned again in the ''Melee DPS'' video, [=JoCrap=] insists that all players of the game learn their [=ABCs=], '''A'''lways '''B'''e '''C'''asting, to optimize their gameplay.
104* FunnyBackgroundEvent:
105** Throughout the intros and outros to the ''D&D'' Crap Guides, [=JoCrap=] sits at a table [[EvolvingCredits with an increasing amount of figurines of characters based on the classes he covered]]. Through this, we end up getting an amusing subplot between Felicia (the tiefling bard) and Sasha (the elf paladin) that otherwise avoids any attention:
106*** In "Crap Guide to Paladin", as Sasha is first introduced, an image of Felicia fawning over her gradually slides in. Once Sasha is placed on the table, Felicia (placed on the other end of it) [[WingdingEyes can be seen with heart eyes pointed towards her direction]].
107*** In "Crap Guide to Ranger", Felicia's figure is suddenly placed next to Sasha in the intro. In the outro, Felicia is [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything tipped over and placed directly under Sasha]].
108*** In "Crap Guide to Warlock", a very brief shot during the Eldritch Blast montage shows that [[OfficialCouple the two got married]] (and then consequently hit with Eldritch Blast).
109*** Finally, in "Crap Guide to Dungeon Master", they're holding hands in the intro.
110** Red and Blue from ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'' make a cameo in the Crap Guide to being a Dungeon Master. While Blue is talking, Red is playing with action figures of Matrix and Megabyte from ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'', making them fight each other.
111* FunWithBlenders: In "A Crap Guide to Healers," made before the ''Endwalker'' expansion of ''Final Fantasy XIV'' went live, [=JoCrap=] jokes that Sage nouliths are made by tossing carbuncles into a blender.
112-->"Rest in peace, Carby."
113** Somewhat substantiated after EW's release, when Alphinaud said the following after his class change: "If I intend to master these sage's armaments, that will mean learning to imbue them with the same aether that I poured into Moonstone and Obsidian. […] For me, it will help to think of the nouliths as allies in battle—simply a new form of the energy which went into manifesting my Carbuncle companions." This prompted the appropriate reaction from [=JoCat=] on stream: [[https://www.twitch.tv/jocat/clip/AliveUnusualKoupreyAllenHuhu-wmjHhRtdqH7tvMYw?lang=bg]]
114* GenderFlip: [=JoCat=] has made several drawings of a genderbent version of his avatar named [=JoCatherine=]. He also later did a [[https://twitter.com/JoCat105/status/1183150603654049794/photo/1 larger picture]] of several genderbent ''D&D'' [=YouTubers=] playing together, including WebAnimation/JessJackdaw (who later came out as trans, making him a subversion), WebAnimation/PuffinForest, the WebAnimation/AnimatedSpellbook and WebAnimation/DingoDoodles.
115* TheGenericGuy: {{Exaggerated|Trope}} for the Fighter: He's named John Fighter-Man, is a human, uses a sword, has almost no personality, etc. [[SubvertedTrope He was given a bit of development]] when Jo made Pride Month drawings revealing him as gay and showing him in a relationship with Hutrax, the wizard.
116* GrandFinale:
117** "A Crap Guide to Monster Hunter: Sword and Shield" is the last video on ''Monster Hunter'' weapons. [=JoCrap=] spends the entire time driving a BiasSteamroller, talking about how the sword-and-shield combo is the best weapon in the game and you should never use anything else. This includes making wildly untrue claims about it, including that it has an attack power of 99,999 (which [=JoCrap=] edited into the footage).
118** "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master" is presented as the last episode in the series for ''D&D'' videos. While still funny and silly, it takes a somber tone towards the end, along with [=JoCat=] offering his thanks to everyone who liked the series.
119* GratuitousJapanese: In a Crap Guide to Ranged DPS, [=JoCrap=] is interrupted by someone with a southern accent and barely has enough time to gasp, [[ThisCannotBe "Masaka...!"]] before being shot.
120* HaHaHaNo: In his Crap Guide for Healers, he tells the viewer that even as a healer in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'', they still have to do as much damage as they do healing. A virgin healer whines that it's called a ''healer'' and that's all they're supposed to do.
121-->'''Virgin "Healer":''' Meh, it's called a healer, and healers are supposed to heal, right?\
122'''[=JoCat=]:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha. '''WRONG.'''
123* HeelRealization: [=JoCrap=] has one in the DM video when he realizes that he was wrong to scream at his players and invoke RocksFallEveryoneDies. He even owns up to the fact that he just wants the game to go well.
124* HypocriticalHumor:
125** In ''A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master'', [=JoCrap=] tells [[WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions Red and Blue]] to stop comparing his totally original campaign to tropes and historical events, or he'll sic the [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Light-grey Walkers]] on them.
126** In ''A Crap Guide to D&D: Cleric'', he claims that anyone who considers the Cleric a designated healer either never played the game or think sword and shield is a viable weapon in ''Monster Hunter''... before realizing that's ''exactly'' what he does.
127* ImmediateSelfContradiction:
128** In the ''Crap Guide'' to Rangers, after explaining that [[NonIndicativeName they don't actually need to use a "ranged weapon"]], [=JoCrap=] then proceeds to discuss the class' exclusive abilities, all of which are described as powerful and based on ranged arrows. This gets rhetorically pointed out:
129--->'''Person:''' But Joseph, you said you don't need to use a ranged weapon to be effective as a ranger! Those all sound like ranged weapon-exclusive spells!\
130'''[=JoCrap=]:''' That may be true, however... ''(long {{beat}} [[OhCrap as he realizes]] [[StrawmanHasAPoint his mistake]])'' ...anyways...
131** In his first ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII'' stream, a Mind Flayer calls him thrall and gives him orders.
132--->'''[=JoCat=]:''' I am no...\
133''[mouses over the Mind Flayer to see that it's level 6]''\
134'''[=JoCat=]:''' I am a thrall, nevermind.
135* InfantilizationRetaliation: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ape4gtRZIys A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Goblins]]'' ends with [=JoCrap=] poking the gobbo while cooing at him and getting bitten, then attacked, for his troubles.
136-->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' ...an innocent little cutie pie that was just minding its own business and just wanted a widdle bit of love. [[FunWithSubtitles ^3^]] Isn't that right, you sweety potato- ^3^ (gets bit) OW SON OF A BITCH
137* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: [=JoCat's=] avatar usually has a yellow bow in his hair, and he's also very emotional and open with his personality. He also once [[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1775413569 did an entire stream]] where he showed off several girly outfits, including dresses and traditionally feminine clothing.
138* ItMakesSenseInContext: Whenever he ends a stream, he pings everyone in the HIJEK server, attaching an in-joke from said stream.
139* JerkassHasAPoint: Downplayed. While [=JoCrap=] invoking RocksFallEveryoneDies on his players in the ''Crap Guide'' to Dungeon Master video was uncalled for, many of the players weren't listening to him, weren't picking up on his story-beats (or even deliberately ignored them), or were trying to get him to allow them to powergame, so at least some of his anger is justified. [=JoCat=] admits as much to [=JoCrap=] that he may have a point about being angry, but then wonders if [=JoCrap=] has ever thought about the game that the players want to play instead of trying to railroad them.
140* KnightlySwordAndShield: The weapon for [=JoCrap=], to the point where [=JoCrap=] believes that a paladin who doesn't use a sword and shield is "[[BigStupidDoodooHead a big smelly doodoo head]]". In a separate video, [=JoCrap=] is seen [[CargoShip sleeping in bed with a sword and shield]]. He also spends the last ''Monster Hunter'' video on the sword and shield, where he gives it endless praise. Finally, the reason he says that the Paladin is the best tank class in ''Final Fantasy XIV'' is because it can use a sword and shield. [[invoked]]
141* LaterInstallmentWeirdness: Starting with the end of "So I Wanna Talk About How It Took Me 300 Hours To Like ''FFXIV''", [=JoCat's=] normal avatar is changed to add cat ears and a cute yellow bow on his left ear, mimicking his ''FFXIV'' character Victor Quibbles.
142* {{Limerick}}: Crap Guide to Cleric begins with two, and Races uses the rhyme scheme for a few verses.
143* LostEpisode: Several 5e ''D&D'' classes all had Crap Guide entries that were re-done for different reasons.
144** Barbarian was re-done because it was "poopy-doopy", and made a lot of mistakes in how the class works. Interestingly, the original Barbarian video is still up; the rest have been hidden or taken down.
145** Cleric was re-done because [=JoCat=] made a number of untrue assumptions about the power of the class, basically assuming they were like healers in [=MMOs=] and not the divine spellcasting nightmares they actually are and have been since 3rd Edition. [=JoCat=] corrected it by having [=JoCrap=] point out how wildly overpowered that Clerics can get. In the updated Cleric video's intro, [=JoCrap=] says that "some say they're not strong, and those people are wrong" while punching [=JoCat=] repeatedly in the face.
146** Warlock was redone because it was "weak and unfulfilling".
147* LowTierLetdown[[invoked]]: [=JoCrap=] describes rangers as low-tier scrappies in ''D&D'', painting them as someone who is [[MasterOfNone a blend of a fighter, druid, and rogue, but without any of the effectiveness of those classes]] and [[CripplingOverspecialization balanced around overly specific conditions]].
148* MasterOfAll:
149** [=JoCrap=] paints 5e Bards this way, saying that they can do anything well and that you should never need to play anything else.
150** [=JoCrap=] loves the sword and shield combination, saying that one should never need to use anything else in either ''Monster Hunter'' or ''Dungeons & Dragons''. However, he shows [[BiasSteamroller clear favoritism for the weapon pairing]] by editing pictures and making wildly untrue claims about it.
151* MeanCharacterNiceActor: [=JoCat=] is ''nothing'' like [=JoCrap=]. Whereas [=JoCrap=] is a CausticCritic who is loud and brash, [=JoCat=] is soft-spoken, rather kind, and cordial when he plays or livestreams a game. Perhaps best exemplified at the beginning of the episode on CharacterAlignment, in which [=JoCat=] goes out of his way to point out the disclaimer at the beginning of the video that his videos are all in good fun. (Though it's also because the topic of alignment is FlameBait among longtime D&D players.)[[invoked]]
152* MeaningfulName: Averted for most of the Crap Guide characters, who have names you'd expect from D&D characters. However, the Fighter is named John Fighterman, highlighting the generic nature of the class, and the Monk is named Yathyra Kixit (pronounced "kicks it", one of her methods of dealing with problems).
153* MemeticBadass: [[invoked]][=JoCrap=] will never let you down when it comes to endlessly praising the Sword and Shield as the mightiest, most broken weapon in the game. Never mind those internet tier lists or obviously edited stat screens. It is the best and can do everything.[[note]]S&S is ''VideoGame/MonsterHunter'''s noob-friendly JackOfAllStats weapon. It really ''can'' do everything, it's just [[MasterOfNone not nearly as good at specifics]] as the rest of the roster's more specialized weapons.[[/note]]
154* MixAndMatchWeapon: The dual-wield chainsaw shotgun laser earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.[[note]]Ooh and they have built-in cup holders, look at that.[[/note]]
155* MotorMouth: [=JoCrap=] talks very very fast. He even lampshades it at one point, saying that he invented talking really fast on [=YouTube=]. Those other shows like ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' are lies.
156* MusicalEpisode:
157** The video on the many races of ''D&D'' is done entirely as a rap.
158** Briefly lapsed into in the Crap Guide to Wizards, where he [[PatterSong quickly summarizes]] the various Schools of Magic.
159* MusicalGag: The updated Barbarian video has a heavy metal riff playing in the background whenever the Barbarian goes into their Rage status. The same metal riff plays over the ending card, with [=JoCrap's=] head wiggling twice as fast as normal to make it appear as if he's headbanging to the song.
160* NakedPeopleAreFunny[=/=]SignatureHeadgear: Jocat's animation avatar in a stripped-down VideoGame/MonsterHunter in a Wriggler mask. In-game in the Final Fantasy XIV Guides, he uses a similarly-stripped Hyur in a Chocobo mask.
161* OfficialCouple: In celebration of pride month, [=JoCat=] made a bunch of drawings of [[https://twitter.com/JoCat105/status/1225673371091734528/photo/1 the Crap Guide characters with their lovers]]: Chad Magical (Sorcerer) and Rogmesh Wildhorn (Ranger); Felicia Gritasto (Bard) and Sasha Stoutbough (Paladin) and finally John Fighterman (guess) and Hutrax (Wizard).
162* OffTheRails: [=JoCrap's=] demonstration of a Dungeon Master's role quickly goes off the rails when his players either ignore him, go bother some random NPC, complain about his worldbuilding, or just one-shot the BigBad.
163* OncePerEpisode: Every single ''D&D'' episode uses the exact same picture of [=JoCrap=] shrugging at some point.
164* OnlySaneMan: Creator/MatthewMercer tells [=JoCrap=] that the best thing to do when he's having problems as a DM is to talk to the players. [=JoCrap=] ignores this advice, saying that "nobody cares".
165* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", he says his SigningOffCatchPhrase of "you're welcome!" as always, but the tone is quite angry. The main theme starts to play, but it's much slower and somber. [=JoCrap=] then drops the CausticCritic attitude and says he's sorry to his players, even admitting how his "aggressive" attitude is because he just wants to run the best campaign he can and make the game as fun as possible. This causes all the players to give [=JoCrap=] another chance and return to the table after seeing [=JoCrap's=] attitude change.
166* OurGoblinsAreDifferent: Discussed in the Crap Guide to Goblins. While [=JoCrap=] admits you could just use them as CannonFodder or SurprisinglyEliteCannonFodder, you can customize goblins beyond that as dangerous menaces, adorable little scamps, or [[CuteMonsterGirl oddly sexy monster girls]] that make you question if you have a new fetish or if it was there all along.
167* OvershadowedByAwesome: In the "Magic DPS" video, Black Mage is portrayed as this compared to the other magical DPS jobs in ''Final Fantasy XIV''. Summoner can summon smaller copies of Primals that can deal damage but can also heal while Red Mage trades larger damaging spells for physical attacks and an instant cast which would allow you to resurrect your fallen allies in a jiff. All of this is compared to Black Mage, who is a gas-guzzler who can only really get the most of its damage while standing still in leylines while guzzling down Ethers to restore you MP.
168-->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' Suck it, Black Mage!
169* PainfulRhyme: In the video on character sheets, [=JoCrap=] says initiative is when your DM says "clickity clackity, you're about to get attackity". In the same video, on the subject of spellcasting, [=JoCrap=] says "sit the shit back dit, ya git" while he explains how spells work.
170* ParodyAssistance:
171** Creator/MatthewMercer appeared in [=JoCrap's=] video on Dungeon Masters, as the Dungeon Master of ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''. Mercer tells [=JoCrap=] that he needs to talk to his players, but [=JoCrap=] tells Mercer that "nobody cares" and ignores him.
172** His video on "[[https://youtu.be/NH2wDdYIMQU The Spooky Slice]]", a parody of "The Monster Mash", features a line from Zenos of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''. Said line is voiced by Luke Allen-Gale, the English voice actor for Zenos in the game.
173* PlanetOfHats: Has a bit of a beef with it, joking in the Bard video that playing a ''D&D'' class makes you contractually obligated to make your character as stereotypical as possible (hence his bard being a flirty comic relief) and in "Races" that you really shouldn't think about making your character "fit" their race too much.
174* PintSizedPowerhouse: Debbie Sprucenails, the character representing Barbarians in ''D&D'', is a dwarf girl and depicted as the most violent and aggressive of all the classes.
175* PullARabbitOutOfMyHat: In "A Crap Guide to Magic DPS", [=JoCrap=] performs the classic magic trick for the audience, though takes it a step further by not just pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter loporrit]].
176* PunctuatedPounding: In a Crap Guide to Ranged DPS, as [=JoCrap=] begins talking about the Dancer, he starts slapping a random person in the face when he talks about wanting something that, "lives [slap] up [slap] to your [slap] standards [slap]!"
177* QueerColors: Chad Magical (Sorcerer) is transgender, and his outfit consist entirely of the colors pink, blue, and white, which are the colors of the transgender pride flag.
178* RageAgainstTheAuthor:
179** In the Crap Guide to Monk, [=JoCat=] is assaulted from behind by [=JoCrap=] with [[DynamicEntry a flying kick]] for taking too long to start the video.
180** Inverted in the Crap Guide to Dungeon Master. After [=JoCrap=] causes a RocksFallEveryoneDies scenario on his players, the players all leave the table because they're fed up with him. [=JoCat=] then enters the scene to tell [=JoCrap=] that the players are just as much a part of the experience as the DM.
181* RageBreakingPoint: In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] gets fed up when none of his players will listen to him as the DM, so [=JoCrap=] rejects all of their actions and then kills them all by having the BigBad [[RocksFallEveryoneDies drop a mountain on top of them]]. [[Creator/MatthewMercer Matt Mercer]] shows up in the middle of this rage to tell [=JoCrap=] to listen to his players and calm down, but [=JoCrap=] just tells Mercer to shut up.
182* RandomEffectSpell: A portion of the ''Crap Guide'' to Sorcerers is devoted to exploring ''D&D'''s WildMagic, depicted as a wheel of spells which ends up going for a while after [=JoCrap=] spins it too hard. [[BrickJoke By the episode's end]], the wheel finally stops and [[ForcedTransformation turns him into a potted plant]]. (Which is indeed a real potential outcome of Wild Magic in 5e). The episode ends with the still-planted [=JoCrap=] just staring at the screen instead of moving his head.
183* RidiculouslyAverageGuy: The Fighter character is "John Fighterman", a middle-aged, grizzled white human man. The "Fighter" episode also pokes fun at the fact that the class is a generic fantasy hero.
184* RocksFallEveryoneDies: In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] gets fed up when none of his players will listen to him as the DM, so [=JoCrap=] rejects all of their actions and then kills them all by having the BigBad drop a mountain on top of them. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere This causes all of his players to leave the table.]]
185* RuleZero: PlayedForDrama. After [=JoCrap=] causes a RocksFallEveryoneDies scenario on his players in "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", the players all leave the table. [=JoCat=] then enters the scene to tell [=JoCrap=] that the players are just as much a part of the experience as a DM, and that if you ignore what your players want as the DM, the game won't be any fun.
186* RunningGag:
187** The Bard's evolving relationship with the Paladin.
188** Praising the KnightlySwordAndShield as the only real weapon anyone should ever use.
189** Fireball being the only spell a Wizard should ever cast.
190** In ''A Crap Guide to Warlocks'', he never says the "blast" part of Eldritch Blast.
191* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: In "A Crap Guide to D&D: Dungeon Master", [=JoCrap=] yells at all of his players and invokes RocksFallEveryoneDies. After he's done ranting, everyone else is silent for a beat, then walks away from the table while talking amongst themselves about how bad [=JoCrap=] is as a DM.
192* SelfDeprecation: Describes his entire [=YouTube=] page in a color-coded section of groups of pointing out his content isn't exactly original... while stating everything he's ever done is original.
193* SentimentalDrunk: In ''Drunk VideoGame/MarioParty'', [=JoCat=] turns into one of these when he's hammered, repeatedly talking about how much he loves his viewers and crying about his past mistakes in a drunken stupor.
194* SexyDimorphism: [=JoCat=] has this as his PetPeeveTrope, as it's often a negative point on Character Creator Critique videos.[[invoked]]
195* ShoutOut:
196** The Fighter video starts and ends with a variation of the iconic ''WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967'' theme, then mocks people who play as human fighters instead of Kobold Paladins who pray to asteroids before they [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender they crush an unfortunate man's cabbage cart]].
197** In the Druid video, [=JoCrap=] calls a bear "[[WesternAnimation/YogiBear Yogi]]", and says that pretending to be a bear is the perfect comeback for a bear, because "[[VideoGame/Persona5 they'll never see it coming]]", complete with a replica of [[CoolMask Joker's Phantom Thief mask]].
198** In the Wizard video, [=JoCrap=] says that you should use Fireball and only Fireball. He then starts repeating "Just Fireball," taking on the appearance of Monika from ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'', complete with a "Just Fireball" text box in the style of that game's text.
199** The Wizard video also features Alphys from ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', waving her arms while explaining things to the Wizard.
200** The song that plays out the Wizard video has [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang putting Sokka through pain]], ComicBook/SpiderMan's SpiderSense, the MemeticMutation [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU Bowsette]], [[Manga/YuGiOh one of the Exodia cards]] and Dickbutt.
201** The Artificer video features [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Al]] in a picture beside the goblin character. Later, explaining the Alchemist subclass, he invokes the infamous image of [[MemeticMutation Nina and her dog]].
202** In the Alignment video, [=JoCrap=] calls himself "[[Franchise/HarryPotter such a Slytherin]]" for being so cunning.
203** In the Character Sheet video, he refers to the stat box as [[Creator/AchievementHunter "this Tower of Pimps"]]
204** "A Crap Guide to Wizard" has a Webcomic/VirginVsChad comparison of the Virgin Wizard to the Chad Sorcerer, and Character Sheets of the Virgin Alignment to the Chad Personality Traits.
205** In the Crap Guide to Tanks in ''Final Fantasy XIV'', [=JoCrap=] chastises the viewer by saying "[[Creator/JohnMulaney That's what I thought you'd say, ya dumb fuckin' horse!]]"
206** [=JoCrap=] describes the Dark Knight in ''Final Fantasy XIV'' as "being able to do your best [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Guts]] impersonation".
207** Earlier in the episode, he asks the viewer if they know how to "find a static in their FC to prog uwu"[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke finding a dedicated team in their Free Company to progress through the Ultima Weapon Ultimate boss fight]][[/note]], the word "static" is punctuated by [[ComicBook/{{Static}} a drawing of the superhero]].
208** In the "Melee DPS" video for ''Final Fantasy XIV'', [=JoCrap=] encourages anyone playing as a Reaper to "do the Spooky Slice", set to the tune of "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers.
209*** The same video, the Ninja is showcased by the character Tac from the ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' games. As well, the attacks "Fuma Shuriken", "Katon", "Hyoton", "Huton" as [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles "tmnt"]], [[Literature/{{Slayers}} "Lina Inverse"]], [[WesternAnimation/IceAge "ice age"]] and [[ComicBook/TheFlash "flash"]].
210** In the "Ranged DPS" video for ''Final Fantasy XIV'', the Bard song buffs are represented by various anime theme songs: "[[Anime/CowboyBebop Tank!]]", "[[Literature/LogHorizon Database]]", "[[Anime/DigimonAdventure Butterfly]]", "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Bloody Stream]]" and "[[Manga/MobPsycho100 99]]".
211** In the "Magical DPS" video, [=JoCrap=] sings the various abilities of the Blue Mage to the tune of "[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Yakko's World]]." Also in the video, when talking about bosses not moving out of his obvious cast circle, [[HypocriticalHumor considering it to be like throwing stones in a glass house]], it's drawn like a skit from ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation''.
212* SigningOffCatchPhrase: At the end of each ''Crap Guide'' video, [=JoCrap=] says "And now you know how to (do something related to a game). You're welcome." This is followed by the same jaunty music from the intro.
213* SitcomArchNemesis: Bashew from the ''WebAnimation/AnimatedSpellbook'' has beef with [=JoCrap=] after Jo burned down Bashew's sanctum in the Crap Guide to Wizard. And then burned down his backup sanctum in Luskan. Bashew takes any chance he has to crap on [=JoCrap=] in his videos.
214* StoneWall: Discussed in the ''Final Fantasy XIV'' videos on tank classes. [=JoCrap=] says that the best way to play a tank is to stand still and never move, to the point that the rest of the party should spend most of their fights staring at the monster's ass.
215* SuddenlyShouting: In ''A Crap Guide to the Paladin'', [=JoCrap=] starts the video with a poem that ends with a lot more oomph.
216-->Do you want to tank? Do you want to fight?\
217Do you want a class that will instill fright?\
218Take up some plate and keep the goblins in sight\
219'Cause you want to make sure they catch this Paladin '''SMITE!'''
220* TakeThat:
221** [=JoCrap=] describes ''D&D'' as "Everybody breaking the rules more than an episode of ''Anime/YuGiOh''."
222** He once described ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'' as "that silly anime nobody likes".
223** [=JoCrap=] says that being a good DM is about applying information instead of memorizing information, "unlike the American education system".
224* TerriblePickUpLines: To illustrate the Wizard's generally lacking charisma, Hutrax is shown ''very'' awkwardly flirting with John Fighterman, most likely delivering one of these. This being [[RidiculouslyAverageGuy John Fighterman]], he doesn't seem to pick up on it.
225* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: At the end of his ''Final Fantasy XIV - Tanks'' video, while casting "Passage of Arms" as a Paladin.
226-->'''[=JoCrap=]:''' Try and get behind this wall of holiness, bitch!
227* ToiletHumor:
228** Invoked in Crap Guide to Monk, thanks to a BilingualBonus and "not knowing how to make the ki section funnier", he translates "ki" as "poop".
229** In the Crap Guide to Dungeon Master, [=JoCrap=] says that if you're the DM and somebody farts, you have to describe the smell.
230* TooAwesomeToUse: Defied in "A Crap Guide to DPS." [=JoCat=] tells viewers that [=OGCDs=] (off-global cooldowns) should never be held for this reason, since they'll come back quickly by the time you need them again.
231-->"So use your goddamn free damage buttons. IT'S FREE DAMAGE!"
232* TotemPoleTrench: In ''A Crap Guide to ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'' - Tanks'', [=JoCrap=] describes the Gunbreaker as "three DPS in a trenchcoat", showcased by the symbols of two Machinists and a Samurai overlaying the figure.
233* ToTheTuneOf: In his Crap Guide for Healers, he does a song to the tune of "Drunken Sailor" when describing what healers should do when the party is at full health.
234-->What do you do when your party's full health? (x2)\
235Or even halfway up and standing?\
236DPS THE BAD GUYS!\
237No I don't pay your sub...\
238But when the fight takes too long it starts to rub\
239All up on everybody's nerves\
240and when you hit endgame it serves you right\
241when the boss will wipe the party\
242'cause you couldn't beat enrage
243* UnderestimatingBadassery: [=JoCrap=] highlights how Clerics (at least in 5e) are [[CombatMedic much more versatile]] (and arguably game-breaking) than their reputation as [[WhiteMage designated healers]] implies.[[note]]As detailed in LostEpisode, [[{{Irony}} this is something Jo himself was guilty of]] while he made the first version of the episode, with the present version being made after he realized his mistake.[[/note]]
244* TheUnfavorite: The Blue Mage is described as this in ''A Crap Guide to Magic DPS'' due to being a "Limited Job" that can't join parties for relevant content due to its unique PowerCopying gimmick. [=JoCrap=] describes the Blue Mage as "the youngest who went down a weird career path and isn't invited to family outings."
245* UnfortunateImplications: {{Discussed|Trope}}. [=JoCrap=] remarks how unintentionally traumatic it is for [[SummonMagic Summoners]] to create avatars of the Primals for their attacks, the same monsters that have killed thousands of people over the years and one of which nearly destroyed the entire world.
246* TheUnintelligible: In his Crap Guide to Charge Blade, [=JoCrap=] layers multiple recordings of himself speaking in an attempt to cover [[AwesomeButImpractical all of the complex weapon's ins and outs]]. This, combined with the slightly accelerated pace at which he speaks, makes it almost impossible to make sense of what he is saying (aside from when he says "So Tasty" and "WHERE'S MY DRAGONATOR?" louder than the other recordings). [[note]] The first two layers are legitimate guides, the third was an addressing of some controversy on his Switch Axe video, and the fourth was him reading off the "Gorilla warfare" copypasta[[/note]]
247* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: In his "A Crap Guide to Healers" video, he shows this off by having his white mage "[[UnwantedRescue Rescue]]" another white mage into the pit of death in [[TheFourGods Suzaku]]'s arena.
248* WallOfBlather: In the Crap Guide to Dungeon Master, the DM starts spouting off a long list of exposition, which causes the characters to get annoyed. [[FreezeFrameBonus Reading some of this blather]] shows it's part of the script to ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie''.
249* WholesomeCrossdresser: [=JoCat=] (or his collaborators) frequently draws himself in dresses and/or with a bow in his hair. [=JoCrap=] is slightly less wholesome, but he can still rock drag.
250* WillTheyOrWontThey: Throughout the ''Crap Guide to D&D'', the Bard and the Paladin are often shown flirting with each other to mixed success, and almost have a moment where they finally tie the knot. That is, if the Warlock didn't hit Eldritch Blast in the middle of their ceremony.
251* YouAllMeetInAnInn: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJpurnsH8k He made the animatic]] for Runesmith's ''The Seekers Guide To Twisted Taverns'', where new options for meeting at an inn are presented. In the video, the presented options are a tavern on a train, a tavern that's underwater, and a tavern populated by friendly ghosts and spirits (including a ghostly band to help bards give a good performance).
252----
253->''"And now you know how to play a troper. You're welcome."''\
254''*jaunty music plays*''

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