Line #46 WarpThatAesop/TheGoodPlace


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3	[[folder:General]]
4	* It doesn't matter how good you are. If you're not an outright messiah, you're going to Hell anyway.
5	** It's literally impossible to get into Heaven, so don't bother trying to be a good person.
6	* Adhering to any one philosophy or CharacterAlignment makes you either evil, stupid, miserable or all of the above.
7	** GoodIsDumb.
8	* Humans are the center of the universe and every other sentient being in the universe revolves their entire eternal lives around our happiness or unhappiness.
9	* Taste is objective. Liking or disliking certain media or food is a moral act and not liking the right things makes you a bad person.
10	* Whoever wrote the objective moral laws of the universe is a racist.
11	* AllCrimesAreEqual in the eyes of higher beings.
12	* HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs is completely true, and knowledge from this makes you a better person than charity work or philosophical study does.
13	* Dying isn't the end of your existence, but it's the end of your human rights.[[note]]Even if the system is a lot better by the end of the series, the afterlife is still an undemocratic bureaucracy that treats freedom as a privilege to be earned, rather than an inherent right of all sentient beings.[[/note]]
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16	[[folder:Season One]]
17	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS1E08MostImprovedPlayer Most Improved Player]]"]]
18	* Don't be a ''Music/RedHotChiliPeppers'' fan or else you're a bad person.
19	* Don't take your shoes off while in an airplane or else you're a bad person.
20	* Don't have a custom license plate or else you're a bad person.
21	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS1E13MichaelsGambit Michael's Gambit]]"]]
22	* Hosting charities and making the world a better place means absolutely nothing if you don't ''really'' mean it.
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25	[[folder:Season Two]]
26	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS2E05TheTrolleyProblem The Trolley Problem]]"]]
27	* Don't be French or else you're a bad person. Even just being ''born'' in France is a moral failing on your part and you'll be tortured in Hell for it.
28	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS2E10RhondaDianaJakeAndTrent Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent]]"]]
29	* Don't floss at your work-space or else you're a bad person.
30	* If you're caucasian, don't get dreadlocks or else you're a bad person.
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33	[[folder:Season Three]]
34	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS3E09Janets Janet(s)]]"]]
35	* Don't have a ThemedWedding or else you're a bad person, ''especially'' if it's ''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' themed.
36	* Make sure to die before the Age of Colonization or else you're a bad person.
37	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS3E10TheBookOfDougs The Book of Dougs]]"]]
38	* Don't buy flowers in the 21st century or else you're a bad person.
39	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS3E11ChidiSeesTheTimeKnife Chidi Sees the Time-Knife]]"]]
40	* Don't eat chicken sandwiches or else you're a bad person.
41	* Don't waste your life trying to get into heaven... because globalism is sending you to hell.
42	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceTheSelectionPart6TheSolution The Solution]]"]]
43	* BoyBand managers are equally as evil as serial killers and dictators.
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46	[[folder:''The Selection'']]
47	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceTheSelectionPart1TheMission The Mission]]"]]
48	* White musicians who ever did a "semi-ironic cover" of a rap song are just as bad as serial killers and dictators.
49	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceTheSelectionPart2TheCandidates The Candidates]]"]]
50	* Comic Book Critics are equally a bad as cult-leaders and animal poachers.
51	* Don't have a [=TikTok=] account or else you're a bad person.
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54	[[folder:Season Four]]
55	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS4E06AChipDriverMystery A Chip Driver Mystery]]"]]
56	* Humanity sucks baaad!
57	* Refusing to tolerate another person's intolerance makes you equally intolerant.
58	* Don't be a Baby-Boomer or else you're a bad person.
59	* Tech nerds changing the charger-shape on the newest cellphones are [[AllCrimesAreEqual equally immoral]] to warmongers, {{Serial Killer}}s, and Anti-Vaxxers.
60	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS4E08TheFuneralToEndAllFunerals The Funeral to End All Funerals]]"]]
61	* If you're an amoral jerk, don't worry about changing on Earth. Maybe when you die, you'll eventually be a major component in saving humanity in the afterlife.
62	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS4E12Patty Patty]]"]]
63	* People are ''never'' satisfied.
64	* Gaining a fresh experience after an eternity is wrong!
65	* You know you picked the short straw of universes when {{Heaven}}'s unrelenting perfection makes you just as miserable as being tortured in {{Hell}}.
66	[[AC:"[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS4E13WheneverYoureReady Whenever You're Ready]]"]]
67	* Happiness is boring. The only way to find peace is by killing yourself.
68	* If you wish for it really hard, you can change your species.

Context WarpThatAesop / TheGoodPlace