Line #16 WMG/Satina


1	[[WMG: Dave had an affair which caused Lucia and him to separate.]]
2	Archdemon Azalea, is the Queen of European Hell, and in just about every sketch from [[WordOfGod the series' creator]], is shown to be [[TheRival Lucia's rival]] in not only work [[OfficeRomance but playtime as well]]. Azalea either [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/707/079/4c6.png seduced Dave over]], or the bumbling idiot went off with her of his own accord. Either way, the end result [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJDJN-wXkAEsKgQ?format=jpg&name=small wasn't pretty.]]
3	* Not wanting to be upstaged, Azalea is [[https://img.fireden.net/co/image/1579/10/1579109473425.png pursuing a relationship]] with Dave, creating a LoveTriangle and ''a lot'' of tension.
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5	[[WMG: Satina was an unexpected pregnancy.]]
6	It was supposed to be a one-night stand. No one else would ever know. Lucia and Dave very possibly DidntThinkThisThrough or consider {{Nephilim}} was inevitable, as the Hell Queen often doesn't [[OneNightStandPregnancy acknowledge her daughter because of this]], and in general, seems to be [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction embarrassed]] she allowed it to happen.
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8	[[WMG: Satina was an intentional pregnancy.]]
9	Not Lucia's plan, but the other Hell Queens ''wanted'' a Nephilim born of an Arch Demon and human, as Satina will bring about HellOnEarth.
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11	[[WMG: The Antarctica Hell Queen will be [[LonersAreFreaks socially inept]].]]
12	You can see the writing on the wall if each Archdemon [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/476/229/6c4.png rules over a continent]]. Antarctica is a frozen wasteland AsYouKnow. People seldom go there beyond scientific curiosity, and they weren't born in her domain either, so she can't claim any few mortals who die exploring. There's no one in their Hell. Devoid of sinners, its [[IronicHell cold and empty]]. Having no work to do, or anyone else to talk to, she would likely be [[GoMadFromTheIsolation going out of her mind]].
13	* This has actually been confirmed by the web series creator. The only creatures that are present in her region of Hell is penguins and she is extremely lonely as a result.
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15	[[WMG: Satina will become co-ruler with her mother.]]
16	North American Hell with the most sinners on Earth is [[TakeThat the busiest division]], Lucia is always pissed off, but as the little demon princess [[ParentsInDistress loves her parents]] she would probably assume some of Lucia's duties given time.
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18	[[WMG: Lucia broke up with Dave as he refused to marry her.]]
19	In the non-villainous AndNowYouMustMarryMe variety. Winning the Queen of Hell's heart, and her getting [[SurprisePregnancy her pregnant]], meant Dave now had certain [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome moral obligations]] in tying the knot and being a father-to-be. Dave wasn't ready for that kind [[CommitmentIssues of commitment]]. He loved her, but horrified that this would mean he'd lose his freedom and [[{{VideoGame/Doom64}} remain in Hell forever]], so he refused. Lucia had the shame of bringing up Satina born out-of-wedlock, and bitterly hates her former human-lover for standing her up at the altar.
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21	[[WMG: How Satina's parents met.]]
22	Dave was kidnapped by a cult of Satanists to be used as a virgin HumanSacrifice in a SummoningRitual. Of course, this went ''[[GoneHorriblyRight horribly wrong]]'' for the cultists as Queen Lucia was summoned, took an instant liking to Dave and did ''not'' approve of [[PayEvilUntoEvil their actions]].
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24	[[WMG: Satina will play a copy of the in-universe equivalent of [[{{VideoGame/Doom}} DOOM]]...]]
25	...and be traumatized. What? What did you expect was going to happen? A demon child plays a game where a marine slaughters demons? Needless to say, Lucia will be '''''absolutely pissed''''' at whoever irresponsibly allowed her to play the shooter game.
26	* Jossed as of the ''Satina Wants a Bedtime Story'' short. Seems that only media of the WesternAnimation/VeggieTales cailbur would frighten this child.
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28	[[WMG: Dave was raised by demons.]]
29	His comment about living in hell when mentioning his parents might've been literal. He could've been a human adopted by demons inside the human world, and that could be how he met Lucia. She could've known his parents, met the man himself and dated him before realizing he was more on the "human" side of the scale even with demons around.
30	* The picture on the wall of him playing with his parents as a child before switching to him being horrified by demonic creatures could've been an actual memory, not just in-universe NightmareFuel for him.
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32	[[WMG: The Hell Queens were once one superbeing.]]
33	Each Hell Queen rules over a continent. Millions of years ago they were a single entity that ruled supercontinent Pangaea, [[PiecesOfGod until it and they broke up]], and will become one archdemon again when Pangaea Proxima forms.
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35	[[WMG: Alien Hell Invasion.]]

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