Line #54 VideoGame/SeventySevenPEggwife


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:''Smile for it!'']]
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4	-> Oh Eggwife, you were the bread to my butter, the wife to my egg, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick the shit to my pizza with a bit of shit on it]]. I may never find another wife like you - but I haven't checked the supermarket yet!
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6	The lovechild of ''VideoGame/DukeNukem'' and ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' you didn't know existed. Or ask for.
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8	Alternatively, if ''insanity'' is a FirstPersonShooter.
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10	''77p: Eggwife'' is a "dumb and crass" (per the [[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1317020/77p_egg_Eggwife/ developer's words]]) surreal FirstPersonShooter developed by 77p Studios.
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12	You're 77p egg, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) creature who used to have a lovely wife... but she died in a sexual misadventure and now 77p egg needs a new one. Lucky for you, the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but it's not going to be as easy as going down the street: there is animated, sentient sewage invading the shopping centre, a milk-obsessed cult, and possessed cows roaming around. Luckily, you have an assortment of "UK-legal weaponry" to face them with, including the [[ToiletHumor Pisstol and the Shitgun]].
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14	Below the facade of the [[StylisticSuck low-effort modeling and texturing]], the game is surprisingly well made, and all the effort seems to have gone into making it fun to play. It doesn't assault the senses like ''VideoGame/CrueltySquad'' but the games definitely share some DNA.
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17	!! Today's the day I find a new wife!
18	* AbsurdBrandName: Obscene, disgusting versions of real products. Skin Flakes, Baked Beads, Tarmac n Cheese, and of course, Cumin Cider.
19	* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: There's one underneath PISSCO large enough for you to drive a speedboat in for several minutes, and the water is a shiny shade of dark brown. No prizes for guessing what you're traveling on.
20	* AccidentalMurder: Plugging in the jackhammer the neighbors have in their apartment will break the floor, and kills the wife of an old couple living underneath.
21	* AerosolFlamethrower: Parodied, you can collect spray-on deodorant and combine it with a lighter with highly-flammable effects.
22	* AirVentPassageway: Starting from PISSCO, air vents are a constant presence throughout the rest of the game.
23	* ArcNumber: 77, natch.
24	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From the promotional website:
25	--> 77p egg: Eggwife contains blood and gore, intense violence, cannibalism, nudity, very strong language, drug use, cartoon depictions of consensual sex, cartoon depictions of death caused by sexual mishap, excessive excrement including vomit and semen, animal cruelty, '''presence of sex toys'''.
26	* BadBadActing: Delivery of dialogue from NPC characters are purposely exaggerated to be as flat as possible.
27	--> [''emotionlessly deadpan''] Ohhh no, my wife is dead.
28	* BrandX: The key-card readers are manufactured by "generic video game obstacles inc."
29	* BloodyHilarious: The ''whole'' game runs on these owing to it's surreal nature and laughably over-the-top usage of graphic violence.
30	* CameraAbuse: Your POV will be constantly splattered by water, blood, and even... brown stuff. The last one tends to happen in the massive sewage maintenance room and when the sentient feces are shooting parts of themselves at you.
31	* BaitAndSwitch: There is a milk vending machine with the following display:
32	--> '''VEGAN MILK!'''\
33	'''Milked Entirely From Vegan Cows!'''
34	---> '''not suitable for vegans'''
35	** It just so happens that you need the "ACTUALLY VEGAN MILK" machine next to it if you're going for the veganism achievement.
36	* DestroyTheSecurityCamera: Security cameras in the game can be destroyed, and then picked up so they can serve as craftable gun turrets.
37	* ExtremeOmnivore: Of the Unpicky Eater variety. Cooking something in an oven makes it edible, and that goes for "anything". You can eat glass bottles, ammo pickups, your own shit, dead people, the radio that wakes you up in the morning, and the talking teddy bears that serve as tutorials for certain actions.
38	* FallingDamage: Averted but lampshaded in the first stage when you jump off a balcony.
39	--> '''You''': I sure hope there's no fall damage... [''there isn't'']
40	* FictionalCounterpart:
41	** You receive your new Pisstol courtesy of [[Creator/{{Amazon}} Abanana]]. Complete with the orange smile logo lovingly recreated on it. Later, in the People's Inaccessible Shopping Shopping Centre Okay (PISSCO, just a few letters shy of TESCO) you will find Chocolateboners (Toblerones), Cloaca Cola, Slovenios, and Food Coloring Loops. And lots of eggs, of course.
42	* FunWithFlushing: You can also flush anything down the toilet, except yourself.
43	* GunsAkimbo: You can collect and use two or ''three'' firearms at the same time. It's best not to think how the latter option is possible, unless you'd like to imagine the [[PhallicWeapon most plausible alternative]]. [[note]]Your middle gun ''is'' positioned at crotch level, natch[[/note]]
44	* HeavilyArmoredMook: Some pissblobs wear helmets, and some pootanks have armored components, both of which block all incoming damage. Better work on your aim!
45	* HumanCannonball: You use one to try reaching and shooting the ''sun'' at one point.
46	* InformedLocation: The game is set in a crudely rendered version of Sheffield, England, and an astute observer could spot some similarities with real-life locations.
47	* AllJustADream: Waking up in a dream level filled with mementos of your dead wife, you have to kill waves of enemies when none of your weapons work as you expect them to.
48	* LudicrousGibs: Any human, hostile or not, can be shot, kicked, bludgeoned, blown up, electrocuted or run over with a car until they violently explode into separate body parts with the blood to match.
49	* MagicMushroom: A one-off "powerup" you can find cranks up the bloom and saturation of the visuals, but the mushroom itself doesn't have any effect on the gameplay.
50	--> Ohhh, baby, flesh of the gods...
51	* NailEm: One of the first weapons you collect is the Stigmatic 77,000 ("for when you need a hand with nails"), a nailgun that skewers enemies on full-auto.
52	* PacifistRun: In addition to completing the game without killing anything, you can also do a veganism run, in which you have to avoid killing any living thing (unlike in the pacifist run, demonic enemies are exempt) and not eat or drink anything that's made from animals, even partially. Whether something is made from animals can be very ambiguous: Cloaca Cola is, apparently, made with real cloacas.
53	* PopGoesTheHuman: CEO Sote, a ''massive'', overweight blob of a person who spends the whole boss fight projectilevomiting, explodes messily when killed. The blast radius covers the entire office he's fought in, and leaves behind a bloody ribcage in the aftermath.
54	* RockersSmashGuitars: Your character's supposedly a rock singer (if the number of Grammy Awards hanging on the wall behind your computer is any indication), and the first melee weapon you can use is your electric guitar, as an improvised club for smashing objects.
55	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All over the signs throughout the game. For laughs, of course.
56	** Pissco's self-service counters, for instance, is ''deliberately'' misspelled as "SELF CERVIX"
57	** Also in PISSCO you can find the "Staff Womb", a red, fleshy, wet tunnel with enemy blobs of cum in it.
58	** Also, anyone fancy some fresh breakfast "Porn Flakes"?
59	** Clearing a level and the scoreboard will read, "PRESS ANY KEY TO '''CUNT'''INUE"
60	** The game will mix up "a", "an" or "the" on purpose. You've "Eaten An Burger", "An Pizza", "A Egg", and all that.
61	** '''EMERGENCY SOTP'''
62	* ShoppingCartAntics: Shopping carts work according to the vehicle system, so you can get in one and squeeka-squeeka-squeek your way through the shopping centre.
63	* ShoutOut:
64	** The local arcade is called [[Videogame/DukeNukem Puke Spukem]], for starters.
65	** It might be hard to hear over the background music, but when something turns the cameras hostile, they can say, "[[Film/TheyLive I've come here to kick ass and]] ChewBubblegum, and I don't have a mouth!"
66	** The game's last area contains a ''Myth/{{Polybius}}'' console.
67	** The first boss is called CEO Sote and suffers the same fate as a certain [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Mr. Creosote]].
68	** The local pizzeria has a security office with a CCTV monitor and a fan, [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys1 and only two exits]].
69	** You find a ruined building with the sign 'Six Chicks Burgers and Chips' referencing the restaurant Five Guys Burgers and Fries.
70	* StylisticSuck: All over the damn place. They took meticulous care to make everything look like it was thrown together in five minutes.
71	** Doors don't have hinges and will often fall through the floor (by design).
72	** The keycard reader's number pads are hastily sketched pencil drawings, as are most drawings on control panels.
73	** Human models are full of gaps in their mesh, something which they will actually comment on.
74	** The Sheffie map has many places where you can inadvertently fall through the world (and to your death).
75	* SuckECheeses: There's one in PISSCO, called Pooge's Pizzeria. Complete with a guy in a GoofySuit dancing onstage.
76	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: This recurring phrase you drop semi-regularly throughout the game.
77	--> Cleanup on isle 77, bitch!
78	* TitleDrop: Banners advertising "Hey! Looking for an ''Eggwife''?" appears all over the place at Pissco.
79	* ToiletHumor: Practically ''worshiped'' by the game, and a good dose of DungFu thrown in.
80	** Right off the bat, your default ranged attack is... a stream of pee. You pee with such force to push doors out of their doorframes (the intended way to open them).
81	** Two of the stats the game keeps track of after each level are "Tonnes of shit shat" and "Gallons of piss pissed" (!!!).
82	** Your first weapon is a 'water' pistol called the Pisstol. Guess what it shoots. And yes, you reload by relieving yourself into the cartridge.
83	** There's a shotgun-like weapon called a 7-Barrel Shitgun - no, not [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter shotguns]]. It fires brown projectiles that decorates an area with brown patches.
84	** Like every FPS, this one has a Rocket Launcher-type weapon... called the Fertilauncher. That fires missiles loaded with manure.
85	** The first boss, CEO Sote, is fought in his office with the words "[[TemptingFate DON'T PISS IN MY MOUTH]]" written (in CAPS) in the same room. Guess how you deal with him. [[note]]Specifically, you make him drink enough urine to make his entire body explode[[/note]]
86	** And then there's a piss vat in the sewage area, half-full and you need it to be completely full in order to cross. So you drop your pants...
87	** One in-game puzzle has a control panel powered by a piss-tube, which is broken and leaking. You'll need to re-activate said panel to unlock the exit, what do you do? If your answer is to "pee as hard as you can into the tube's other side to reactivate the controls", congrats.
88	** Even the LOADING screen interim between levels have brown smudges on the word!
89	* UnusualEuphemism: If you collect cucumbers, you can use them for... "throat-caressing" (!!!)
90	* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: To a ridiculous degree - you can dismember humans one limb at a time without necessarily killing them, set them on fire, shoot piss in their face and make them vomit, and kick them out of windows. Cows can be subjected to similar cruelties. There's also an achievement for killing everything - innocents included - in the entire game.
91	* VomitIndiscretionShot:
92	** Shooting someone - ''anyone'', really - with any appropriate weapon (Pisstol, Shitgun, etc) will make them throw up, which is an excellent way to make a human enemy stop attacking and stand still.
93	** Weaponized in the first boss fight, where the Pissco CEO, a giant blob of a man, ''vomits'' chunky white and brown stuff at you as his sole attack.
94	* WaterGunsAndBalloons: Weaponized version, but you can collect a two-barreled "Bleach" shooter from Pissco's warehouse. It shoots pink Bleach droplets at enemies.
95	* WombLevel:
96	** The corridor leading to the PISSCO CEO office is inexplicably coated with MeatMoss, where you kick open a door (marked "Staff Womb") leading into a fleshy tunnel. No prizes for guessing what the white blob enemies inside are.
97	** At some point you are teleported to the inside of a cow and you have to traverse its gunk-filled intestines to get out.

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