1 | Zeroflyingwherever is a troper dedicated to flight. |
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3 | They seek to put articles in order, or add the occasional example. Examples with dolphins are superior to those without. |
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5 | ThisTroper is told that Zeroflyingwherever can also be called 'ZFW.' ThisTroper finds it DarkerAndEdgier. Given that their name is insufferably long, ThisTroper also considers it akin to a TakeThat. |
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7 | ThisTroper is a MagnificentBastard, however ZFW is probably not. |
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9 | ThisTroper became a MagnificentBastard after years of hard work and dedication, training in hidden Japanese caves with taekwondo masters and Ra's Al Ghul. His RuleOfCool swagger is not to be messed with. |
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11 | In comparison to ThisTroper, ZFW is probably a MarySue. After all, ThisTroper only hates people who are too perfect altogether. |
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13 | Zeroflyingwherever's name is actually an example of KickTheDog. It's so long, ThisTroper is not sure how they put up with it. |
14 | * ThisTroper agrees to the previous. A further example: what if the word Zeroflyingwherever was repeated twice? For instance, Zeroflyingwherever Zeroflyingwherever. |
15 | ** ThisTroper finds that point excellent. |
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17 | * ThisTroper finds this article a MindScrew. They can't recall why. |
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19 | Here is a game. It is important that you win. |
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21 | Answer this question, using one of the options provided: |
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23 | 1. The official Constitution of the universe is penned by Cosmic. It is top secret. You do not know. Who else has power of warp Cosmic? |
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25 | Options: |
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27 | * a) ThisTroper. |
28 | * b) Goku. |
29 | * c) Evil wasp. |
30 | * d) Kvlt. |
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32 | If you answered with anything other than d), you lose. If you chose d), answer the next question in the same way. |
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34 | 2. Witness the grey graves the witless spirits! Their tragedy is leer? |
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36 | Options: |
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38 | * a) DarkerAndEdgier. |
39 | * b) Escape. |
40 | * c) Escape. |
41 | * d) How dare you ask such question?! |
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43 | If you answered with anything other than c), you lose. If you chose c), answer the next question in the same way: |
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45 | 3. The dark unfathomable power is upon me. Take? |
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47 | Options: |
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49 | * a) Conspiracy. |
50 | * b) Irony. |
51 | * c) BeyondGoodAndEvil. |
52 | * d) Cackle. |
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54 | If you did not answer with d), you lose. If you answered with c), you are second-place from winning. If you answered d), you win. |
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56 | The winner is declared a 'Cosmic approved gentilhomme.' |
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58 | That was the ice-breaking game. Be warned: the surveillance culture knows everything about you! You are watched. You must win the game, or totalitarianism will destroy you. |
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60 | I should have told you that earlier. It is probably too late now. |
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62 | * ZFW plays games with your heart. Totalitarianism does as well. |
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