Line #28 Tropers/Griffinhart


1	[[center:"My word is my honor. My honor is my life."]]
2	[[center:-- Demonchild, Angelkin, the Blackest Seraph, the Final Warrior]]
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4	Yo.
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6	I'm [[HonorBeforeReason Griffinhart]], otherwise known as [[KnightInSourArmor Final]] [[FailureKnight Warrior]] (if you met me on an online forum) or [[CombatPragmatist Raphael]] (if you met me in {{Real Life}}).
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8	I'm just a [[MostGamersAreMale gamer]]. A [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent student]] (albeit in my freshman year of college, rather than my senior year of high school). A [[WarriorPoet poet]]. A [[MostWritersAreMale writer]]. And an [[JerkAss ass]][[HiddenHeartOfGold hole]].
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10	In that order, mind you. I've combined all of those things together and am now attending a college tailored for breeding game programmers, designers, and artists. Maybe you've heard of it. I'll give you a hint, it's a West Coast (of the US) school. I plan on someday being a game designer...
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12	Not that I profess to being any ''good'' at those things, save the last. [[SelfDeprecation I'm usually the first to disparage my works.]] And the last - like anyone would ''read'' the nonsense I put out. (I maintain the belief that all opinions on anything non-academic I do save my own are thinly-veiled {{Stealth Insult}}s. Somedays, that's the only thing that keeps me going - the thought that if I keep going, I can continue being a thorn in peoples' lives. Like I said, I'm a JerkAss.)
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14	I've tried my best to be an [[IneffectualLoner Effectual]] [[InformedLoner Loner]] without treading the dark path of LonersAreFreaks but through out life I keep running into [[ThePowerOfFriendship people who befriend me]]. [[EvilCannotComprehendGood I don't get them.]] I'm a JerkWithAHeartOfJerk, damnit!
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16	I once was BookSmart, but then Al Gore went and invented the Internet. I was once a CuteShotaroBoy, too, by virtue of being Vietnamese - then I grew up (also, Al Gore invented the Internet). Now I'm a [[MegaNekko bespectacled]] {{Bishonen}}. (Well, YourMileageMayVary on that last bit - I don't have ''quite'' the Bishie attitude, but my ladyfriends have always complained about how I manage to keep such a ridiculous figure. Ladies, my secret: video games, late nights, Internet, schoolworkaholism, and not having the time nor the appetite for a proper meal.)
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18	I guess, now that I'm older, I'm a bit more [[ChivalrousPervert outgoing]]. (Oh, the wonders the US's public schooling system can work on a boy.) Or at least, I stopped giving a damn about who heard me and my foul mouth in public. I still hold contrary opinions and act like a JerkAss to everyone I meet - it's just that I keep running into people who are equally JerkAss-y, or they just don't give a flip-damn.
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20	My {{BerserkButton}}? When people behave like [[{{Hypocrite}} pretentious know-it-alls]], especially towards me. I'm also pretty damn intolerant - of everyone. (As a colleague once put it, "He's not racist - he's an equal opportunity discriminator!") Hypocritically, I'm intolerant of intolerance. Hey, I never said I made any sense.
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22	And FanDumb? Leave me alone, kthnx. I don't judge your preferred forms of entertainment, you can just leave me and mine alone, unless you have actually constructive criticism or valid points. If you don't like something because you think it's stupid, that's lovely. If you think something's stupid because you don't like it, freakin' good for you. I don't care, stop wasting my time and brainpower.
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24	Also, I'm a Cthulhudamned GrammarNazi, so little things - uncaps, words without spaces in between them, missing ending parentheses/brackets - tick me off to no end.
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26	(And don't even ''think'' about getting me started on [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Greengrocers.27_apostrophes greengrocers' apostrophes]].)
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28	{{Fetish Fuel}}s... {{Lolicon}}, definitely. Hey, it wasn't so long ago that I was under the federal age of consent, myself. Maybe I'll grow out of it, maybe I won't. (GrowingUpSucks.) {{Tsundere}} too. ZettaiRyouiki, and I sure as hell '''don't''' mind the ClingyJealousGirl who is willing to MurderTheHypotenuse... so, y'know, basically, Rin from KodomoNoJikan. (Except she's not really all that tsundere, is she?) (Although I'll be honest, 10 is too young for me. It's not {{Squick}}y, I'm just not attracted to prepubescent girls, fictional or otherwise. At the ''very'' earliest, 14, and that's ''really'' pushing it. Maybe I'm not so much into {{Lolicon}} as I am a jailbait kind of guy... hey, remember, I'm still under 20.)
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30	Don't hit me if I start turning everything you say into a DoubleEntendre - [[TooKinkyToTorture it'll only make me misbehave more]].
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32	If you need to bother me on teh Intratub, my [[http://www.facebook.com/Griffinhart Facebook]], my [[http://www.twitter.com/Griffinhart Twitter]], and my [[http://griffinhart.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal]].
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34	Expect all sorts of '''[[AxCrazy psychotic]]''', ''[[SplitPersonality mad]]'' [[AC:[[TalkingToThemself ramblings]]]] and [[{{Wangst}} piss]]-[[{{Goth}} poor]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap poetry]]. I'm a pretty emotionally (or is that psychologically?) conflicted person - I'm not trying to sound deep, it's just that on the one hand, I think that all HumansAreBastards and I occasionally daydream about being an OmnicidalManiac. Y'know, the times when you're sitting in the dark and you're browsing the Internet, and you just think to yourself - "Someone needs to KillAllHumans."
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36	But on the flipside of the coin, I have been known to write... some really, terrible, horrifically sappy nonsense. More than once have I been called a HopelessRomantic in seriousness. Sometimes I just wanna believe in [[RousseauWasRight Rousseau]] (or at least, [[HumansAreFlawed mostly right]]). (Because, let's face it, the '''only''' way I am ever going to get into a serious, long-term, committed relationship with a girl is if she's a LoveFreak FriendToAllLivingThings PuritySue on a level that surpasses [[{{Disgaea}} Flonne]].)
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38	'''[[TalkingToThemself Oh, wow. Way to go off-topic, assbutt.]]'''
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42	[---[[center:"I'm a traitor, will you trust me? I'm dead, will you return me to life? I'm hated, will you love me? I've lost my innocence, will you help me find it? ...Save your breath, there are some things you can't get back."]]---]

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