Line #236 Sandbox/Fdiaperhead


1	!! [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=14883831220A05370200&page=1 Mad Libs 2.0]] shit
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3	[[folder: ''Beer and the Ally'']]
4	->''"Master Sword as old as Fraggle''\
5	''Fragile as it can be''\
6	''Barely even songs''\
7	''Then somebody longs''\
8	''Insufferably''\
9	''Just a little fish''\
10	''Small, to say idiomatically''\
11	''Both a little COLORFUL''\
12	''Neither one wonderful''\
13	''Beer and the Ally"''
14
15	This retelling of the old fairy tale ''Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast'' has {{Homage}}s to the actual [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Disney film]], but in its tone and divergences from both versions it becomes its own, so to speak, ally. Belle is a [[BigBeautifulWoman Rubenesque]] [[WingedHumanoid winged]] squid girl living in an Indonesian village. She would be a total outcast if not for her, ehrm, ''squidliness'' (it's in the name, after all), and the village hero Gaston cloned her to become his hot air balloon.
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17	!!This fictional film contains examples of:
18	* AbusiveParents: Gaston, who clones Belle, misplaces her, calls her ridiculous for being a failed clone and now wants to juggle her, flail her and make her his hot air balloon.
19	* BigBeautifulWoman: Belle, the eponymous Beer.
20	* BigEater: Gaston eats 612 corn dogs every morning in his youth to help him grow memetic.
21	** It has serious consequences- decreasing that amount of corn dogs down to 75 turns him into the size of a ligament.
22	* {{Doorstopper}}: Belle is a fan of these, with her one of her favourite books having ''more than 1 crore chapters''.
23	* GratuitousForeignLanguage: Belle's village. Why would an ''Indonesian'' village have citizens with ''French'' names and greet each other with ''English and Japanese'' greetings? [[note]]'Ello gov'nor and こんばんわ, respectively.[[/note]]
24	* HalfHumanHybrid: Belle, who is both a squid girl ''and'' a clone of Gaston, apparently.
25	* ShrinkingViolet: The anthrophobic Belle, [[AllTheOtherReindeer with reasons]].
26	* TheStoner: Belle. [[AbusiveParents Considering what]] [[AllTheOtherReindeer she's gone through]]...
27	** DrugsAreBad: Part of the reason why she's ostracized.
28	* WingedHumanoid: Again, Belle.
29	[[/folder]]
30	[[folder: ''Euphemia Universe'']]
31	->''"We Are the Caustic Bananas, we'll always run the day,\
32	And if you think we can't, we'll always find a spoon!\
33	That's why the BEES of this world believe in\
34	Billy, Philomela, and Harsono - AND EUPHEMIA!"''
35	-->-- The ''Euphemia Universe'' [[ExpositoryThemeTune theme song]]
36
37	''Steven Universe'' is a Creator/CartoonNetwork show from Creator/RebeccaSugar, an ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'' alum and author of ''ComicBook/PugDavis''. ''Euphemia Universe'' is '''not''' that show. It is a Mad Libbed parody created by @/TroperNo9001.
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39	The series follows the adventures of a senior citizen named Euphemia. Euphemia may not be as powerful or savvy as the other Caustic Bananas, and they can't chew their own food, but that doesn't stop him from joining Billy, Philomela, and Harsono on their magical adventures and finding a way to run the day. As the story continues, Euphemia starts to find out what exactly they're running the day from and the plot comes to encompass much more than just Isengard.
40	----
41	!!Tropes which may or may not be complete due to not being finished:
42	* AerithAndBob: The Caustic Bananas are made up of Euphemia, Philomela, Harsono and... ''Billy?''
43	* AnimateInanimateObject: Connie, a talking, walking Gameboy, whose job is to chew up Euphemia's food.
44	* TheAllSolvingHammer: Connie's hammer, which must be kept miraculous.
45	* BeeAfraid: Averted. They ''[[IncrediblyLamePun bee-lieve]]'' in the Caustic Bananas.
46	* TheCaretaker: Harsono and Connie, who has to help Euphemia chew their food.
47	* CurbStompBattle: The battle between Jasper, a single Banana, and Billy, a fusion made up of ''1 lakh'' Banana sisters.
48	* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Billy and Euphonnie deem themselves as "disappointing".
49	* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Billy states that he is fused of sisters, then immediately claims himself to be a brother.
50	** On that note, he proclaims he will never sing, ''while singing.''
51	* INeedAFreakingDrink: Billy and Euphonnie, it seems.
52	* TheMentor: Harsono to Connie. He teaches her to keep her hammer miraculous and her junk watched.
53	* NeverMessWithGranny: Euphemia, whom despite not being able to chew up their food, still manages to run the day.
54	* NonIronicClown: According to Harsono, they are the key.
55	* QuirkyWork: The premise of the series doesn't make a whole lot of sense and can be open to interpretation.
56	[[/folder]]
57
58	!! Character page backup
59	Here are the original characters (and, okay, maybe a few existing fictional characters and real life historical figures) I usually play as in the Forum Games.
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61	[[folder:As a whole]]
62	* AuthorAppeal: Lemme see: Bert (a mentally unstable boy), Hitler (a mentally unstable male dictator), Lester (a mentally unstable boy), Wilhelm II (a mentally unstable emperor), Yoon Bum (a mentally unstable man)... Noticing a pattern here?
63	* DysfunctionJunction: The only avvies I have without their quirks are Jan and Weston Price.
64	* HistoricalDomainCharacter: I am a fan of these, so naturally I'll include them in my gallery.
65	* TroubledButCute: Some of them.
66	[[/folder]]
67	[[folder:Chris]]
68	!! Christine Arbuckle
69	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/picsart_01_18_121055.jpg]] A 14-year-old high school freshman, Chris is lazy and doesn't seem to try in academics but is somehow put into the "gifted" program at her school. She loves to learn and read, but doing things in an academic context bores her. She also has autism and ADHD, which makes her a 2e student. She speaks in blue text.
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71	* BrilliantButLazy: Highly gifted, but would rather browse the Internet and play games than actually study for school.
72	* [[RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]]: to Lester's Red Oni.
73	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Can act out of the norm. In fact, the only person she knows that act stranger than she does is Lester.
74	* FatAndProud: Is short and plump but doesn't care. There are more important things to care about, after all.
75	* FriendlessBackground: Lester, a friend she made at ''high school'', is actually one of her first friends, so that should clue you in on how long she has gone without making one.
76	* GeniusDitz: Knows a lot of trivia but useless in life. Having friends like Jan and Lester helps her solve this issue.
77	* ProneToTears: It is revealed that she used to be this in her past.
78	** She gets lots of flak for it, which is why she's irritated whenever Lester cries.
79	* TomboyishName / GenderBlenderName: Though the name "Chris" is gender-neutral, it's more seen as a boy's name.
80	* WomanChild / WiseBeyondHerYears: Like most gifted children, Chris develops asynchronously.
81	* YouthfulFreckles: They may not be visible but they're there.
82	[[/folder]]
83	[[folder:Drunkdiperhed]]
84	!! drunk!fdiaperhead
85	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/20170218_085048.png]]
86	[[caption-width-right:100:[[labelnote:click here for her Löded Diperhed form]][[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/loded_diperhed.jpg]][[/labelnote]]]]
87	She's actually just your normal @/{{fdiaperhead}}! Only difference is that the stress in her life, particularly with her boyfriend's mental health problems, cause her to drink. She's clumsy and her speech may be slurred, but she's actually still pretty functional. Speaks in regular black text.
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89	* AlcoholHic: Sometimes pops up in her speech.
90	* TheAlcoholic: Her defining trait. However, she doesn't actually drink alcohol, as seen in "Drunk on Milk" below.
91	* BambooTechnology: Her Löded Diperhed armour is made of cardboard and her guns are made of drink bottles.
92	* DrowningMySorrows: She is driven to drink out of stress, whether with her college life or her love life.
93	* DrunkenMaster / FunctionalAddict: Her mind still works and she can still do her work despite her lack of sobriety.
94	** She can even make herself armour and weaponry out of cardboard and drink bottles!
95	* DrunkOnMilk: What she drinks isn't actually alcohol. It's [[spoiler:lacto-fermented beverages]].
96	* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: She's a constantly-inebriated wisecracking demigirl.
97	* InVinoVeritas: Her BrutallyHonest nature is played up to eleven, as well as her loudness and rowdiness.
98	* NiceHelmet: Her pickelhaube.
99	* ThePowerOfLove: Instead of being fueled by hatred like her boyfriend (or his alters), she's fueled by ''love''.
100	* PronouncingMyNameForYou: It's pronounced ''Drunk- '''Diaper-''' Head'', not ''Drunk- '''Dipper-''' Head''.
101	* PunnyName / ShoutOut: The name '''Löded Diper'''hed is a reference to DOAWK.
102	** The 42 on her pickelhaube is a shout-out to Douglas Adams.
103	* RummageSaleReject: Her armour is made up of many things; cardboard, a pickelhaube, a pair of goggles...
104	* SayMyName: Has a tendency to say her boyfriend's alter's name when upset with him.
105	** '''''VAAAAAAAAAARLEEEEEEEEEEY!!!'''''
106	* SentimentalDrunk: While her sober self is stoic, rational and level-headed, she can be quite emotional when drunk.
107	* StylisticSuck
108	* SuddenlyShouting: often dOES THIS
109	[[/folder]]
110	[[folder:Doug]]
111	!! Douglas Smith
112	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/picsart_04_04_092306.jpg]] Doug is an [[ProfessionalKiller Occisor]], an assassin hired to kill people around the Grand Isles. He's not as talented as all the other Occisors, and he does a pretty average job at assassination. He doesn't think much of his job as anything other than a means to pay his bills. He speaks in regular black text.
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114	* BadassNormal: Doesn't possess powers like his fellow Occisors, but does a decent job anyway.
115	* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: He lives with his mother, and the reason he's so determined to pay the bills is that she don't have to worry about them.
116	* {{Catchphrase}}: Anything to do with paying the bills.
117	** Once, he wanted to use "It's Occisor time" as his catchphrase, but his boss immediately shot it down.
118	* HitmanWithAHeart: Pretty affable and caring if he wants to be.
119	* InTheHood: His uniform when on the job.
120	* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Why he became an Occisor. At some point, he did it for the thrill, but mostly he did it because it pays better than his previous job in the factory.
121	* ProfessionalKiller: He belongs in a collaborated group of assassins well known across the Isles.
122	* PunchClockHero / PunchClockVillain: Depending on his target.
123	[[/folder]]
124	[[folder:Jan]]
125	!! Janice Lee
126	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/picsart_01_19_063135.jpg]] Jan is a straight-A student, math whiz, one-time spelling bee champion, concert pianist and all-around perfect student. She's also the one in charge of keeping her friends in check, be it Chris's laziness or tendency to procrastinate, or Lester's emotional outbursts. She speaks in green text.
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128	* AcademicAlphaBitch: Strives to be the best at school.
129	* TheAce: Jan is good at ''everything'', at least for a high school student.
130	* AllLovingHero: Jan, who believes that everyone has good inside and never bullies those below her in the PopularityFoodChain.
131	* TheBGrade: Getting Bs are intolerable in Jan's household, so naturally she would avoid getting one.
132	* ElegantClassicalMusician: She plays the piano, and she plays it ''good''. Occasionally she gives concerts.
133	* TheHeart: Of her group of friends. She's more emotional than Chris, but more gentle and stable in showing those emotions than Lester.
134	* OnlySaneWoman: When your social circle consists of an mentally unstable person and a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, you know you're this.
135	* TeamMom: She's the more gentle and caring one out of her group.
136	[[/folder]]
137	[[folder:Kit]]
138	!!Christopher Adinata
139	Fdiaperhead's genderbent self in Roleplay/WeHaveAllBeenGenderFlipped. Kit is initially one of the first people who appeared in the second iteration of the forum RPG but got left behind.
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141	* TheAlcoholic: Drinks to forget.
142	* EarlyBirdCameo: Appeared but faded into inactivity earlier in the thread.
143	* {{Fanboy}}: Of VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}.
144	* Rule63: The male version of @/{{fdiaperhead}}.
145	* ShrinkingViolet: Does not speak up too often.
146	[[/folder]]
147	[[folder:Lester]]
148	!! Lester Lane
149	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/picsart_01_18_025546.jpg]] A scrawny black 15-year-old boy. Lester has just recently moved into [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield Suburbia]] from Galveston, Texas in the summer of 2016. He is Chris's best friend and classmate. Out of his group of friends, he is the most unstable, possessing a violent temper and a plethora of mental issues. He speaks in red text.
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151	* AttentionWhore: ''Very'' prone to attention-seeking behaviour.
152	* BerserkButton: Losing his friends, whether to death or to other people.
153	* BrokenBird: Suffers from PTSD and is prone to flashbacks and anxiety attacks.
154	* FreudianExcuse: He's lost many of his friends, either due to their illnesses, or something else. Moving away from most of his childhood friends in Galveston hasn't done wonders for his psychological health either.
155	* GeekPhysiques: Lester's as thin as a rail.
156	* HairTriggerTemper: Lester gets upset over the slightest provocation. This has got him into trouble many times.
157	* ProneToTears: Cries easily. This exasperates the formerly ProneToTears Chris.
158	* [[RedOniBlueOni Red Oni]]: to Chris's Blue Oni.
159	* RevengeBeforeReason: one of his {{Fatal Flaw}}s.
160	* SelfHarm: Cuts himself.
161	* TroubledButCute
162	* {{Yandere}}: Platonic version. Not the most extreme example, though.
163	[[/folder]]
164	[[folder:magicalgirl!James May]]
165	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sayaka_may.jpg]] James May from Series/TopGear, except this time he has [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica made a contract with Kyuubey]] and became a magical girl? Guy? Whatever. We don't know ''what exactly'' he wished for, either. He dresses like Sayaka Miki for some reason, except he still wears his usual colours.
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167	* {{Leitmotif}}: Just a headcanon, but I imagined it to be Conturbatio except with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bjlswx7sT8 Engine Notes]].
168	* RealMenWearPink: As well as wear a magical girl dress. We don't even know.
169	* WeirdCrossover: Top Gear? In my Puella Magi? It's more likely than you think.
170	[[/folder]]
171	[[folder:Heathcliff]]
172	!!Randolph Heathcliff
173	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/picsart_03_19_122822.jpg]] A journalist and short story writer working for Haskell & Co., Crynaria's main publishing house. Originally from Brigmore, he moved to Crynaria sometime in his adolescence. He's kind, friendly and approachable, and will always befriend people whom he thinks as good, especially children. He speaks in regular black text.
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175	* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' kill or otherwise harm anyone near the vicinity of a child with him watching.
176	* ClassyCravat: Wears one with a vest.
177	* TheDitz: Despite being a journalist.
178	* FreudianExcuse: He witnessed a murder when he was 8, and it took him more than 15 years to get over it. He's determined not to let children experience the same thing.
179	* FriendToAllChildren: He loves children and would hate it if something happened to take away their innocence.
180	* HarmfulToMinors: See "Freudian Excuse" above.
181	* MostWritersAreWriters
182	* ProneToTears: Is sensitive.
183	* ThinkOfTheChildren: His defining characteristic.
184	* VerbalTic: Starts his sentences with "ah".
185	* WritersCannotDoMath: Math really isn't his strong point...
186	* WriteWhatYouKnow: His approach to writing.
187	[[/folder]]
188	[[folder:Weston Price]]
189	!! Weston Andrew Valleau Price
190	[[quoteright:100:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/220px_westonaprice2.JPG]] A dentist from Cleveland, Ohio. He travelled to remote places around the world during the 1930s to prove that nutrition affects dental health and wrote a book about it, entitled ''Physical and Nutritional Degeneration''. He is the namesake of the Weston A. Price Foundation. He speaks in regular black text.
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192	* HistoricalDomainCharacter: One of my more obscure ones.
193	* OnlySaneMan: One of my few avatars who don't have any quirks.
194	[[/folder]]
195
196	!! In Which The Narrative That Occurs Inside of the Grand Isles are Described
197	''IMPORTANT! BEFORE YOU READ'' Some of this content belongs to my co-writer, and will be marked so. Don't credit me with my co-writer's handiwork; my job here is to put it down to a format tropers will understand.
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199	[[folder:In Which The Grand Isles Are Described]]
200	'''This is my co-writer's work'''
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202	The Grand Isles are a group of islands situated west of Europe. It employs the time zone UTC-1.
203
204	Overview of the main islands:
205	* '''Dristol:''' The largest island of them all, Dristol is an analogue to the more advanced European countries such as France and England (but mostly the latter.) It is not known for its natural landscapes, although nature is not sparse either. Out of the countries, it is the most industrious and its society the most hierarchical.
206	** Crynaria: The capital of Dristol. It is situated south-east of Dristol, and is mostly surrounded by rivers and coasts. The north side is where most aristocrats reside, and it's also the more peaceful area due to the lack of crime there. The northern part is also where Meadows Park is located. The southern part, however, is a WretchedHive full of poverty and crime. It is also where most factories are built in.
207	** Rexford
208	** Covington
209	** Hathaway
210	** Voltaire: The northmost city in Dristol. It has heavy French influences due to being a French settlement in the 17th century.
211	** Brigmore
212	* '''Frysa:''' Frysa is the second-largest island amongst the Grand Isles. It is known for its extremely cold climate. It is an analogue to Eastern European and Scandinavian countries. Its capital is Razel, and its other cities are Drekavac, Łowca and Brukh.
213	* '''Armani:''' A sunny island based on the Mediterranean countries. An ineffective duchy with a smaller economy and weaker army than the rest of the Grand Isles, but a greater output of art. Its capital is Vioni, and its other cities are Cazadores, Huayra and Veritas.
214	* '''Routh:''' Basically {{Scotireland}} as an island nation. Routh is well known for its beautiful natural landscapes. Its capital city is Galleth, and its other cities are [=MacMillan=], Trevant and Cayman.
215	* '''Wakefield:''' A small, mountainous, isolationist island based on Iceland. Cold, though slightly less cold than Frysa, and is also known for having wide green fields and hot springs. It has no known cities yet.
216	[[/folder]]
217
218	!! Other shit
219
220	[[folder:Weston, Willy and the Amazing Weed Machine]]
221	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/weston_willy_and_the_amazing_weed_machine_5.jpg]]
222	[[caption-width-right:350:The movie's theatrical release poster]]
223	[[/folder]]
224	[[folder:OC Purity Chart]]
225	* '''Prudish Victorians (purity level high)'''
226	** ''Randolph Heathcliff'': @/DrNoPuma if he was a prudish Victorian who witnessed a murder in his youth. He's seen some shit, but nevertheless, he's still the type that'll come over all faint when seeing women without gloves or hear words such as trousers, leg, or bottom. (Purity level: 90%)
227	** ''Katherine Ann Asquith, the 5th Viscountess Asquith'': She's a sheltered aristocrat with {{Hikikomori}} tendencies, but the things she talks about in the literary salon she frequents isn't exactly rated PG. And being a [[ButchLesbian sexual invert]], she knows at least some stuff about the nature of her people. Still, she never leaves home without her gloves and always wear non-revealing, however masculine clothes. (Purity level: 80%)
228	** ''Douglas Smith'': He knows some things about sex, being a young adult, but he's too busy Occisor-ing to actively seek it out. He's seen his targets do some shit though, and of course, being an assassin he's murdered some people. (Purity level: 70%)
229	* '''Teens (purity level moderately high)'''
230	** ''Janice Lee'': She's never seen any traumatic stuff, and her knowledge of sex is limited, given her parents' reluctance to talk about the topic and the state of sex education in America. (Purity level: 98%)
231	** ''Christine Arbuckle'': She usually browses the Web for innocuous, knowledge-seeking purposes, but she's seen some shit there like any 21st-century teen would. She also likes making lewd and offensive jokes occasionally. (Purity level: 75%)
232	** ''Lester Lane'': He's looked up some lewd stuff on the web and has a standard hobby for a guy his age. He's also done some shit back in Galveston and has some violent tendencies. (Purity level: 72%)
233	[[/folder]]
234	[[folder:''Dear Nathan'']]
235	[[/folder]]
236	[[folder:''Dr Frost'']]
237	[[/folder]]
238	[[folder:''Der ganz große Traum'']]
239	''Film/LessonsOfADream'' (German: Der ganz große Traum)is a German historical drama directed by Sebastian Grobler, loosely based on the life of German football pioneer Konrad Koch, starring Creator/DanielBruhl as Koch.

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