Line #39 Recap/TheGoodPlaceS3E08DontLetTheGoodLifePassYouBy


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2	''[[caption-width-right:350:"My name is Michael Scoop. This is my photographer, Janet Scoop. She's my sister. We're the Scoops."]]''
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4	->''"See, if I make him happy, I get the points. That's how the system works, remember?"''
5	-->--'''Doug'''
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7	The Soul Squad has made it to Calgary, Canada. Michael and Janet pose as reporters and visit Doug Forcett, the one human in existence to most closely accurately figure out how the afterlife works (92% accurate, in fact; by contrast, most of the world's major religions got about 5 to 10% of it right) while he tripped out on magic mushrooms as a teenager, as Michael believes that the life Doug lives will be the perfect blueprint of how to inspire others to live a morally good life. However, it turns out that Doug's miraculously accurate vision of how the afterlife works has ruined his earthly life, turning him into an isolated hermit who makes his living off the land and has dedicated his whole life to making others happy to the detriment of his own well-being. He subsists solely on lentils, radishes and recycled water, lets a preteen boy bully him into doing his chores for him, volunteers himself as a test subject for cosmetics so they won't be tested on animals, has a minor meltdown when he accidentally calls Michael "Mark" and becomes utterly distraught when he steps on a snail, giving it a full-fledged funeral when he's unable to save its life. Even Janet describes Doug as a miserable wreck, a "happiness pump" who doles out good deeds to maximize others' joy at the cost of his own, and the way he lives is no way to live at all. Before Doug leaves to walk all the way to Edmonton to donate to a snail charity, Michael suggests that Doug relax once in a while, reasoning that he probably has enough points by now, but Doug refuses, as he's terrified of doing anything that could potentially ruin his chances of getting into the Good Place.
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9	Meanwhile, the four humans are waiting in a bar. Chidi and Jason play "Jacksonville-style" pool while Eleanor seeks advice from Tahani for what to do about the things she discovered about her and Chidi's relationship during their time in the afterlife. However, the demons arrive in the bar, and Janet instigates a fight, with the group defeating the demons and sending them to the Judge's realm. They subdue Shawn and interrogate him. He isn't fazed, gloating that he expects to see not just the Soul Squad humans in the Bad Place, but also their friends and family members and even Doug. After they dispose of Shawn, Michael begins to wonder if the problem with the points system goes deeper than he originally suspected, and he intends to speak to the accountant in charge while the humans wait at Doug's house. However, more demons arrive, so Janet takes the four humans to her void instead, killing them on Earth.
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11	!!Tropes
12	* ActionGirl: Janet[[note]][[RunningGag not a girl.]][[/note]] takes up an impressive fighting role when the demons are about to take them back to the Bad Place, and delivers some pretty awesome ass-whooping on them all. Eleanor and Tahani, to their credit, also manage to get a few good hits in.
13	* ActorAllusion: Creator/MichaelMcKean plays Doug Forcett, who lives a minimalistic lifestyle using little to no electricity, similar to his character Chuck [=McGill=] in ''Series/BetterCallSaul''.
14	* AnAesop: While it is important to do good things for people (especially when your judgment day depends on it), that doesn't mean you should devote your entire life to it and allow yourself to be taken advantage of because of it. You should also enjoy your time on earth in a moral yet satisfying manner.
15	* AllForNothing: Doug is so determined to get enough points to get into The Good Place that it has essentially ruined his life, with his generosity being taken advantage of by everyone and living like a hermit in the woods while refusing to do anything fun out of fear it could potentially be what sends him to The Bad Place. Despite all these sacrifices though, Shawn reveals that Doug is going to go to The Bad Place anyway.
16	* AmazonChaser: Eleanor shows her approval when watching Janet put up a good fight against the demons.
17	-->'''Eleanor:''' Is it just or me, or is Janet a straight-up hottie right now?\
18	'''Chidi:''' How are you ''this'' close to being dragged to hell and still horny?\
19	'''Eleanor:''' I dunno...
20	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Michael's eulogy for the snail Doug kills:
21	-->'''Michael''': Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of Scotch tape.
22	* ArtisticLicenseGeography: Calgary is depicted as a rural, backwoods town. It's actually a fairly large metropolitan city, of just over a million people.
23	* ArtisticLicenseSports: Tahani fights a demon with a pool cue and remarks that she had twelve years of fencing, though she adds, "Obviously I'd never do that in competition; that would be a three-tenths deduction." Tahani's position [[https://mashable.com/article/fix-it-the-good-place-fencing-joke isn't accurate to traditional fencing positions]], there are no deductions in competitive fencing, and the points (or "touches," rather) are awarded in positive integers, not tenths.
24	* BadassBoast: Courtesy of Tahani when she faces Chris: "Twelve years of fencing, en garde!" Cue her knocking him out with a pool cue.
25	* BaitAndSwitch: While fighting Chris, Tahani grabs a pool cue and proclaims she has twelve years of fence training. This would make one think she's going to perform some complex fencing maneuver, but instead, she just bashes Chris over the head with the cue.
26	* BarBrawl: A big fight ensues between Shawn and his demons and the Soul Squad at the Canadian bar the humans have been waiting at, although Janet does most of the fighting.
27	* BigDamnHeroes:
28	** Janet almost single-handedly saves the group from being sent in the Bad Place with her hand-to-hand combat and powers (once they come back).
29	** Tahani manages to stop Chidi from being sent to the Bad Place thanks to a well-placed pool cue and fencing skills.
30	** Jason saves Janet from being marbleized thanks to throwing some pool balls into the demons' faces.
31	* BeingGoodSucks: Taken to sad extremes with Doug Forcett, whose fear of going to the Bad Place has driven him to do whatever it takes to live a morally perfect life no matter how miserable it makes him.
32	* BondOneLiner: Jason says two related to Jacksonville-style pool after he clonks demons with pool balls.
33	* BoringButPractical: Tahani leaps into battle armed with a pool cue and takes a fencing stance against the much more muscular Chris, all while proclaiming that she has multiple years of fencing classes under her belt. When he approaches her, she doesn't perform any advanced fencing techniques--she just clocks him over the head with the cue, sending him to the floor.
34	* BrattyHalfPint: Doug's neighbor Raymond is a young bully and one of the many people in Doug's life to take advantage of his extreme generosity, knowing full well he'll never fight back. Even Doug, who nearly has a breakdown after calling Michael "Mark" by accident, doesn't shy away from calling him a "sociopath."
35	* BrokenPedestal: Doug Forcett is a legend in the other world because he managed to figure out the system almost perfectly, which makes Michael and even Janet a little starstruck to meet him. They soon realize he has become so terrified of doing anything that could ruin his chances of getting into the Good Place that [[ExtremeDoormat his entire life revolves around pleasing others to his own misery]]. While disappointed, this actually makes Michael realize there is a flaw in the system far, ''far'' deeper than even he anticipated.
36	* BroughtDownToBadass: The demons lose most of their powers when they come down to earth, but they're still a significant threat.
37	* TheBusCameBack: The episode brings back a number of the recurring demon characters, including Bambadjan, Chris, and Bad Janet, after many episodes of absence.
38	* {{Calvinball}}: Jason teaches Chidi how to play Jacksonville Special Rules Pool. There are no rules and you make up the scoring as you go. Jason's points are in the thousands while Chidi calls out millions, easily winning.
39	* CasualDangerDialogue: After Tahani wields a pool cue like a sword and knocks out Chris, she cheerily says doing that in a fencing competition would be a three-tenths deduction.
40	* CerebusRetcon: Doug Forcett's portrait is hung in the offices of several afterlife bureaucrats due to him being the one person in existence to most closely accurately guess the true nature of the afterlife, with the joke being that he achieved this while high on magic mushrooms and his picture was a [[FunnyBackGroundEvent funny recurring joke we'd see in the background]]. Here, we see the consequences his vision has had on his life and they are not pretty.
41	* CharacterDevelopment: The normally uptight Chidi loosens up and plays some Jacksonville pool with Jason. Meanwhile, Eleanor and Tahani have a serious conversation about if she should confess her feelings to Chidi.
42	* ChekhovsGun: Eleanor is able to identify that the people entering the bar are demons because she recognizes Bambadjan, who she saw in the afterlife flashback from last episode.
43	** Janet learns that, if she's even partway through the door, all her powers come back. Later, she saves the Soul Squad by summoning them into her void, which she's able to do because she sticks her hand through the door.
44	* CombatPragmatist: Everyone in the BarBrawl fights ''extremely'' dirty. Knocking people out with pool cues, throwing pool balls at people's heads, ganging up on people so it's three-on-one, throat-punching, the use of magic portals and shoving people through... ''everything'' quickly becomes fair game.
45	** During the fight with the demons, Tahani grabs a pool cue and says she's got twelve years of fencing experience, wielding it like a sword. Instead of a choreographed fencing fight, Tahani brains him with the cue and knocks him out.
46	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
47	** Michael tells Doug to live it up a little, such as eating something besides lentils.
48	--->'''Doug:''' Like radishes?
49	--->'''Michael:''' ''(exasperated)'' No! No, Doug. ''(shakes head)'' Damn it.
50	** When Michael shares with the group that they should find evidence regarding the allegedly sabotaged point system, Jason objects... stating evidence isn't a good thing but something that should be destroyed to avoid jail.
51	* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: While the demons are all roughly human-level in strength and abilities on Earth, they easily outnumber the group and are naturally meaner. While most of the group gets an opportunity to get physical (Jason uses a pool ball as a blunt object, Eleanor punches Vicky in the face, Tahani whacks Chris with a pool cue, Michael has use of [[ThinkingUpPortals the portal device]]) the bulk of the fighting is handled by Janet, who uses martial prowess to keep two or three busy at a time, all while maintaining her natural chipper demeanor. And this is before touching one of the portals, giving her access to her RealityWarper abilities.
52	* CurbStompBattle: Some of the demons the group combats are taken down pretty quickly, such as Chris and Vicky.
53	* CurbStompCushion: A few demons, despite getting their butts kicked, put up an impressive fight against Janet.
54	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Jason tells Chidi he and his friends would play a special Jacksonville-style of pool. It was called "Special Jacksonville-Style Pool."
55	* DyingDeclarationOfLove: Thinking they may die within the next 30 seconds, Eleanor finally manages to tell Chidi that they fell in love in one of the afterlife reboots and that she ''might'' be falling in love with him in this timeline too... unfortunately they get interrupted by the ongoing fight before Chidi can respond. The two do survive, though technically not for much longer as Janet takes them to her void at the end of the episode and informs them that this will officially kill them on Earth.
56	* ExtremeDoormat: In trying to live the morally perfect life, Doug Forcett has become a "happiness pump" who is so dedicated to doing good things to the detriment of his own well-being, including letting a bratty child push him around and never doing anything even in self-defense.
57	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Doug is introduced putting in a Mama Cass 8 track, indicating he hasn't purchased anything since his revelation, knowing that every purchase has negative points due to unintended consequences.
58	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Doug Forcett tries to be one, getting distraught after stepping on a snail and doing everything he can to "save" it, followed by holding a funeral after it dies. He also takes in every stray dog - and wolf - he finds and cares for them, even when they attack him repeatedly.
59	* FromMyOwnPersonalGarden: A non-villainous example with Doug, who grows his own food (radishes mainly).
60	* HeavenSeeker: Deconstructed with Doug, whose unwavering dedication to maximizing his point total to make sure he gets into the Good Place has ruined his life, as he'll do whatever it takes to make others happy no matter how painful and miserable it is for him.
61	* HehHehYouSaidX: Apparently when Chidi introduced the notion of the "happiness pump" during his ethics lessons, Eleanor and Jason started making jokes about it.
62	* IAteWhat: Doug offers Michael and Janet some water. When Michael asks about the aftertaste, Doug explains that, rather than take water away from beavers and fish, he recycles his own urine. Michael, naturally, is disgusted and spits it out.
63	* ImprobableAimingSkills: Chidi lobs a pool ball over the table and lands it in a beer glass without even making the glass wobble, let alone spill or break.
64	* ImprovisedWeapon: Janet makes creative use of a pool rack to fight the demons.
65	* ItOnlyWorksOnce: Jason attempts to ward off the demons using the same Molotov cocktail tactic he used in "[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS2E10RhondaDianaJakeAndTrent Rhonda Diana Jake And Trent]]"... unfortunately, the demons are prepared for it this time, restraining him and extinguishing the cocktail before he can throw it.
66	* KilledMidSentence: Chidi, again.
67	-->'''Chidi:''' Wait, did you just say we're gonna di--?! ''(the humans vanish from Earth)''
68	* MorningRoutine: The episode opens with Doug Forcett's morning routine, showing his rustic lifestyle.
69	* NiceJobFixingItVillain:
70	** When two demons attempt to shove Janet into their makeshift portal to the Bad Place, Janet discovers that partially being in the afterlife restores her powers, allowing her to simply force them off. When Shawn shoves her into the portal entirely, she is able to serve him a much-deserved blow, knocking him out.
71	** Shawn [[VillainBall insisting on waiting for Michael to arrive just to see the look on his face]] is what allows Janet to save the group.
72	** Shawn's EvilGloating on how he expects to see the main four's families and even Doug in the Bad Place clues Michael in that something might be inherently wrong with the point system.
73	* NoBodyLeftBehind: When the humans die again, they simply disappear from Earth.
74	* OffTheGrid: Doug lives a simple and rustic lifestyle in a log cabin meant to leave as little environmental impact as possible.
75	* OffhandBackhand: As Eleanor explains to Chidi about her regained memories and their relationship, Vicki comes storming in and Eleanor just grabs a thing off the bar and smacks her without even pausing.
76	* OhCrap:
77	** Eleanor panics when she sees the demons have found them in the tavern.
78	** Bambajan gets hit with this when [[NiceJobFixingItVillain he realizes shoving Janet through the portal gives her her powers back]].
79	* PrivacyByDistraction: When Jason says something stupid, Michael sends him off to look for a coaster so he can have a moment to recover.
80	* RunningGagged: When the demons arrive at the bar, Jason's first instinct is to throw a MolotovCocktail like he normally does. He gets interrupted before he can do it.
81	* ShoutOut: The opening scene is a shout-out to the opening of ''{{Series/Lost}}'''s second season premiere, [[Recap/LostS02E01ManOfScienceManOfFaith "Man of Science, Man of Faith"]]. A man the audience has never seen before is shown waking up and putting on a song by Mama Cass while preparing for the day via shots of objects in his room.
82	* ShownTheirWork: The [[ExtremeDoormat sad portrayal of Doug Forcett]] embodies a familiar counter-argument against utilitarianism, the Argument from Hypocrisy. When Michael and Janet use the term "happiness pump" to describe Doug, though, they zero in on a more specific source - the term was coined by psychologist Joshua Greene in his book ''Moral Tribes.''
83	* ShutUpHannibal: Not once, but twice!
84	** Janet stops Shawn's gloating to start the glorious fight scene.
85	---> '''Shawn:''' Oh Michael, when will you ever lear- \
86	'''Janet:''' Screw this! [''karate-chops Shawn's trachea''] Let's '''''fight'''''!
87	** Michael simply has enough of Shawn's gloating and sends him into the Judge's portal.
88	---> '''Michael:''' Why let the guy keep saying mean stuff, right?
89	* SpitTake: A milder example. After finding out the water he's drinking is Doug's recycled urine, Michael quickly spits it back into his glass, clearly disgusted and disturbed.
90	* SuddenDownerEnding: Just as all the demons are defeated and Michael has sent a tied-up Shawn to the Judge, more appear. Janet takes the humans into their void and kills them, against Chidi's protests, as a result.
91	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome:
92	** At the beginning of the episode, Chidi notes that after all the globe-trotting the gang has been doing the last few episodes, he is ''so'' jet-lagged he can't even "[[DeterioratesIntoGibberish regrender his chorf]]."
93	---> '''Chidi:''' Don't even know what I was ''trying'' to say...
94	** Janet has all the knowledge in the world, including knowledge related to combat and martial arts, allowing her to fight with surprising skill. However, most of her usual range of powers are sacrificed while she's on Earth, so she hits no harder than a normal human woman of her size and build. As a result, while she's a more skilled fighter than any of the demons, some of them are large or strong enough to largely shrug off her blows, and others can get an advantage by either jumping her from behind or ganging up on her. No matter how skilled or knowledgeable a fighter may be, they can be vulnerable to being overwhelmed by a group, as Janet nearly is on several occasions.
95	** Similarly, as noted above, the bar brawl scene involves a lot of [[CombatPragmatist dirty fighting]]. Janet is fighting to save her friends, and real-life martial artists and self-defense experts encourage practicality over aesthetics. Meanwhile, the demons, being demons, have no scruples anyway.
96	* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Subverted by Janet. When Doug asks if anyone knows anything about snail first-aid, she says "yes" before remembering her cover as a not-all-knowing human and correcting herself to "no".
97	* TaughtByExperience: The demons have learned from experience what Jason's response is likely to be, so they grab him and douse his molotov before he can chuck it.
98	* TemptingFate: When Shawn demands the location of Michael and Janet from Eleanor, she tells him that they are too smart for him and will never be found... and the two of them enter the tavern, discussing Michael's disbelief over drinking piss.
99	* TestedOnHumans: Doug volunteers to test cosmetics so that they won't be tested on animals, despite the samples burning his face.
100	* TitledAfterTheSong: Named for a [[Music/TheMamasAndThePapas Mama Cass]] song which plays over the opening scene.
101	* VerbalBackspace When Doug asks if Michael or Janet knows anything about snail medicine, Michael says "No.", while Janet, who knows everything, says "Yes! No." after Michael shakes his head.
102	* WalkingShirtlessScene: Chris once again rips off his shirt unnecessarily, this time as he's attacking the humans.
103	* WeaponizedTeleportation: Janet throws belligerent demons into portals that Michael strategically opens.
104	* WhamEpisode: Not quite as extreme as some of the other ones this season, but Shawn mentions that he expects to see ''everyone'', including Doug, in the Bad Place as well, making Michael wonder if there is a SpannerInTheWorks regarding the points system. Also, Janet takes the group away from Earth to her void when more demons show up, which we have never seen in the series before. This kills the humans.
105	* YesMan: Michael and Janet learn that Doug became one after discovering the Good Place, doing anything he is asked by other people to make sure that he has enough points to get in, even if it is absolutely unreasonable.

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