Follow TV Tropes

Following

Context Quotes / WhatAPieceOfJunk

Go To

1->'''Mal:''' Ship like this... you treat her proper, she'll be with you 'til the day you die.\
2'''Zoe:''' That's because she's a death trap, sir.
3-->-- ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
4
5->'''Luke Skywalker''': (''regarding the'' Millennium Falcon) What a piece of junk!
6->'''Han Solo''': She'll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
7-->-- ''Film/ANewHope''
8
9->"Say, what is that? A percolator on a roller skate?"
10-->--[[CoolTrain Silver Fish]] train engineer, referring to WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's ''very'' antiquated steam engine, ''WesternAnimation/PorkysRailroad''
11
12->"You see, your brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13 you're ''[[OhCrap pissed]]'' because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your [[SoreLoser excuses]]."
13-->-- ''WebVideo/RegularCarReviews''
14
15->'''Latrell:''' There's some mighty fine rides lining up out there. But you know which one I think our friend should be looking out for? That plain-looking one right there.\
16''Points to a stock-looking Abarth 500.''\
17'''Hiro:''' Huh? Doesn't look like much.\
18'''Latrell:''' It doesn't have to if it's got the right kind of monster under the hood. If you're not careful, that monster's gonna eat you up.
19-->-- ''VideoGame/TheCrew2''
20
21->'''Elizabeth:''' So you're the little puffer that's broken down.\
22'''Thomas:''' And ''you're'' just an old Sentinel lorry.\
23'''Elizabeth:''' That would be ''vintage'' Sentinel lorry. And I haven't much time to get your coupling rods.
24-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry"

Top