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Quotes / What a Piece of Junk

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Mal: Ship like this... you treat her proper, she'll be with you 'til the day you die.
Zoe: That's because she's a death trap, sir.

Luke Skywalker: (regarding the Millennium Falcon) What a piece of junk!
Han Solo: She'll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

"Say, what is that? A percolator on a roller skate?"
Silver Fish train engineer, referring to Porky Pig's very antiquated steam engine, Porky's Railroad

"You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because structural rigidity or whatever. So when a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13 you're pissed because is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses."


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