| 1 | ->''"My chola cousins spend at least one full hour painting up their faces and not since Creator/{{Michelangelo|Buonarroti}} painted the ceiling of the Art/SistineChapel has such intricate work been done. They are serious about giving glamour in the face at all times. They will leave the house in stained sweats and a hole-y Garfield shirt as long as their face says, 'Just stepped out of a Glamour Shot.' From the neck down, they’re giving 'People of Walmart,' but from the neck up, they’re giving 'MAC Store Assistant Manager.' Because their painted up face is their everything, they’re one step away from walking around with a plexiglass mask on and a taser in each hand. They don’t like anyone getting near their Wet ‘N Wild beauty and if I got a tube of lipstick for every time they said, 'No kisses, bitch,' to me while air hugging me from afar, I’d have ten million tubes of lipstick, which would last my cousins about a week."'' |
| 2 | -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/not-the-face-not-the-face/ DListed]]''''' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''"You are wearing makeup. Makeup is a corruption invented by Fallen angels. You also look... ''dreadful''. Like a tarted-up clown. Ease back on it."'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''Power''' epically burning '''Asahi''', ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIVApocalypse'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->'''Nezuko''': And you said you're the most flamboyant person in the whole world! Even proclaiming as the God himself! What is this? What is this…amateur looking polish? Explain yourself!\ |
| 8 | '''Tengen''': Chill! I'm trying not to make you stand out too flamboyantly, okay? You need to be stealthy if you're doing an infiltration work.\ |
| 9 | '''Nezuko''': Have you ever thought that by making us ugly, you're actually attracting unnecessary attention to us? Not to mention, discouraging the master of the houses from buying us. You want to sell us, right? Did you even try?\ |
| 10 | ''[beat]''\ |
| 11 | '''Nezuko''': [[ThatCameOutWrong …Okay, bad choice of words.]] But you know what I mean! The real definition of stealth is being normal. Normal! In this case, that means not too pretty and not too ugly! Just. NORMAL!"\ |
| 12 | '''Tengen''': That…actually made sense…\ |
| 13 | '''Nezuko''': Then go clean their faces and let me do the work! ''[Throws a towel at Tengen, which the latter catches easily]'' My late mother is going to go ballistic if she knows about this. Honestly, boys and their ridiculous logic…\ |
| 14 | '''Tengen''': ''[mumbling]'' Girls and their high expectations. |
| 15 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TheColorOfTheWorld'', [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18904924/chapters/51577348 Chapter 28]] |
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