Line #240 Quotes/OSWReview


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3	[[folder:Episode 4 ([=WrestleMania=] II)]]
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5	->'''Neo''': You know [[TheEighties what decade]] you're in, with a nice [[{{Sexophone}} sax solo]] at the start.\
6	'''V1''': I have "[[AC:Jaz sex music]]" right here, written down.\
7	[later]\
8	'''Neo:''' You're in the eighties, again, when you're wearing a chrome jumpsuit. ComicStrip/BuckRogers called, he wants his clothes back.
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10	[[/folder]]
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12	[[folder:Episode 8 ([=WrestleMania=] IV)]]
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14	->'''Jay''': He was on Wrestling/{{Vince\|McMahon}}'s shit list for droppin' the IC belt during the summer.\
15	'''V1''': Uhh...to spend time with his wife and newborn kid, was it?\
16	'''Jay''': Yeah. That's what you '''[[BadBoss get]]''' for puttin' your family ahead of your work!
17	-->--On Wrestling/RickySteamboat
18
19	->'''V1''' The only time the crowd even '''rustled''' during this match was chanting for [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]] after [[Wrestling/AndreTheGiant Andre]] tripped up [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Man]].\
20	'''Jay''': God, that makes me really sad. That means that Hogan's ''right!'' [[ReplacementScrappy He's right to steal the spotlight.]]\
21	'''V1''': In a way, yeah.\
22	'''Jay''': But then, you could say that he's stealing the spotlight and not letting anyone else have it, so of ''[[SelfFulfillingProphecy course]]'' no one's gonna cheer for anyone else.
23
24	[[/folder]]
25
26	[[folder:Episode 18 ([=WrestleMania=] VI)]]
27
28	->'''Jay:''' Do ''men'' have sex tapes?\
29	'''Steve:''' Well, men are ''involved'' in all sex tapes. But [[SlutShaming it doesn't affect them.]]\
30	'''OOC:''' Tom Sizemore had an infamous sex tape, [[Series/SavedByTheBell Screech]] a ''rumored'' sex tape, and Wrestling/HulkHogan of course.\
31	'''Steve:''' Oh God, I thought you meant Screech ''[[CrackPairing and]]'' Hulk Hogan!\
32	'''Jay:''' ''"Geez, three positions? Even [[Wrestling/JohnCena Cena's]] got five moves."''
33
34	[[/folder]]
35
36	[[folder:Episode 20 (Survivor Series 1990)]]
37
38	->'''Jay:''' So, just before the match starts, Wrestling/RoddyPiper mentions something about Wrestling/BretHart losing a brother, Dean Hart. He's the fifth oldest of the Hart children. He died the day before ''Survivor Series'' due to chronic nephritis (which is kidney disease) at 36, and Bret was really pissed at {{Wrestling/Vince\|McMahon}} backstage 'cause he barely acknowledged it, so Piper said, ''"Alright, I'll just bring it up on the pay-per-view."'' That was very nice of him, wasn't it?\
39	'''OOC:''' But ''still''. Bret, he's... he's wrestling at a PPV the day after his brother's death. I mean... this business is '''[[WeHaveReserves scum]]''', isn't it?
40
41	->''"I just felt Hogan really going through the motions this PPV. I'm sure he'd be happier making movies and his $7 million for a month's work, y'know? -- But he can't put over anyone properly, ''[[TorchTheFranchiseAndRun just in case]]''."''
42	-->--'''Jay'''
43
44	[[/folder]]
45
46	[[folder:Episode 27 (The Marine 3)]]
47
48	->'''V1''': ''2 minutes in'' and they're makin' [[ToiletHumour fart jokes.]]\
49	'''Jay''': It's all they got. It's all in the repertoire.
50	-->--On ''Knucklehead''
51
52	->'''Jay''': ''The Marine'' 1 (starring John Cena): U.S. Marine John Triton returns home, his very attractive [[AC:citation needed]] wife Kate is kidnapped, and he busts some heads to rescue her. ''The Marine'' 2 (starring Teddy [=DiBiase=]: U.S. Marine Joe Linwood returns to his hotel room, his very attractive [[AC:citation needed]] wife Robin is kidnapped, and he busts some heads to rescue her.\
53	'''V1''': I can [[StrictlyFormula see where this is going.]]
54
55	->'''Jay''': Yes, prior to becoming a wrestler, [[Wrestling/RandyOrton The Viper]] was a Marine who went AWOL to get out of service.\
56	'''V1''': Can you imagine that petulant shite-bag bein' a fuckin' solider? Mr. ''"I'm gonna shit in your bag and ruin my fuckin' room and trash it up"''? Get out. he was never gonna be a solider.\
57	'''Jay''': Unless you just '''[[TalkToTheFist whomp his ass]]''' every day.\
58	'''V1''': That's a good word. "Whomp your ass."
59
60	->'''Jay''': We meet our antagonist, Jonas Pope (played by Creator/NealMcDonough, who was also in The Rock's ''Film/{{Walking Tall\|2004}}''). Instead of stealing the cash, the group burn it, making a statement calling banks greedy and that they should [[JustLikeRobinHood only take what they need]].\
61	'''V1''': I thought that was pretty cool! Immediately he's less of fuckin' black-and-white, ''"he's evil, [[Wrestling/TheMiz Miz]] is good"''...he's got a '''reason''' for doing what he's doing, and it makes sense. And that's the route to all good baddies: you should empathize with them.\
62	'''Jay''': I feel [[ThisIsGonnaSuck a bit worried about that]]. Like, you need ''good writing'' to follow that. Otherwise you risk people [[DesignatedVillain hating the good guy and liking the bad guy.]]\
63	'''V1''': [[RootingForTheEmpire That's what happened to me, of course]].
64
65	->'''Jay''': Pope [[MotiveRant explains his motives]] to the kidnapped Lily. Quite a sensical speech; made a lot of sense.\
66	'''V1''': Yeah! I was beginning to side with Pope by this point! It was like, "I agree with '''[[VillainHasAPoint everything]]''' you are saying, I '''hate''' this little ginger shite-bag and her boyfriend... In general, he's right. [chuckling] I am totally with Pope.
67
68	[[/folder]]
69
70	[[folder:Episode 28 (WrestleMania VIII)]]
71
72	->'''Jay''': ...then a wrestler lookalike contest with the final two being [[Wrestling/PaulBearer Paul Bearer]] and [[Wrestling/BigBossMan the Big Boss Man.]] And of course, the winner was... ''both of you!'' You're both winners.
73	->'''V1''': groans Double count-out, was it? Brawl to the back?
74	-->--On the WrestleMania VIII Fan Fest
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76	[[/folder]]
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78	[[folder:Episode 30 ([=WrestleMania=] IX)]]
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80	->'''Jay''': Hogan caused a media shitstorm on Arsenio Hall. Left WWF high and dry in '92 when the steroid heat was on. And when they tried to rebuild a new star, you return, not to [[PassingTheTorch put him over]], but to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck him]] out of his title, and the [=WrestleMania=] [[ItsAllAboutMe main event spotlight]]. A MATCH THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN! [[YouMonster Hot dog and grandstand, you selfish prick!]]
81	-->-- On Hulk Hogan using his backstage pull to take the WWF World Title from Bret Hart.
82
83	[[/folder]]
84
85	[[folder:Episode 32 (Ready to Rumble)]]
86
87	->''"So, about ''10 minutes'' into this film--which ''only'' wrestling fans would see--we've been insulted by being portrayed at the '''[[OffendingTheCreatorsOwn bottom]]''' rung mentally, emotionally, financially, ''and'' socially. Thank you, {{Wrestling/WCW}}; that's ''very'' thorough. Take a bow!"''
88	-->--'''Jay'''
89
90	->'''OOC''': This film...I mean, they couldn't be bothered writing an original script, so, Cliche #1: [[DirtyOldWoman a really old woman swearing.]]\
91	'''Jay''': You can either swear [[OneOfTheKids or you can rap]].\
92	'''OOC''': Correct. And she does both, but in [[Film/TheWeddingSinger different movies]].
93
94	->'''Jay''': The guys have a rough time accepting their hero is just scumbag trailer trash who skipped out on his family and made off with his parents' minivan. They find him at a trailer park where King's inside, dressed incognito as a woman.\
95	'''V1''': Even after seeing ''all of this'', the two retards '''[[IAmNotSpock still don't believe it]]'''--'cause they're marks. You see? That's what Creator/EricBischoff thinks of his fans.
96
97	[[/folder]]
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99	[[folder:Episode 33 (WCW Thunder April 26th, 2000)]]
100
101	->'''V1:''' What kind of '''[[Wretling/DiamondDallasPage idiot]]''' lets himself be talked into putting his belt on the line in a ''tag match''?\
102	'''Jay:''' Aren't faces [[GoodIsDumb stupid]], though? And lead with their '''HEART?''' ''"I need to defend his honor. The honor of David Arquette."''\
103	'''V1:''' I dunno whether that's just a wrestling thing or an America thing.\
104	'''OOC:''' Still happens to this day. [[Wrestling/JohnCena Cena]] ''can not'' [[GoodIsOldFashioned turn down a challenge.]]
105
106	->'''OOC:''' You've been complaing for years about Wrestling/{{WCW}}: everything is black robes, black ring, black...\
107	'''V1:''' Black and grey. The ''only'' color worse than to have everything black is everything grey.\
108	'''Jay:''' It's like dog-vision.\
109	[later]\
110	'''V1:''' [at wit's end] EIGHT PEOPLE on this show wore jorts and some form of t-shirt, or vest, or top.\
111	'''OOC:''' That was the style at the time.\
112	'''V1:''' ''Fuck.'' '''EVERYONE''' is John Cena?
113
114	->'''Jay:''' [[Wrestling/ShaneDouglas Douglas]] says he's ''"shooting"'', and that he'll ''"get Flair's ass Franchised!"'' [beat] Wouldn't that mean he'd get ''loads'' of Flair's ass all over the country?\
115	'''V1:''' People pay Douglas a few quid and they get their very own Flair Ass!
116
117	->'''Jay:''' It's just a bit sad. Like, her "sex appeal"... [sighs] You know when Wrestling/ScottHall tries to do a machismo thing in 2013, and [[GloryDays it's a bit sad?]] This is like a drunk, stoned woman trying to do her "[[ManChild sexy dance]]".\
118	'''V1:''' And all you really wanna do is cover her up and buy her a cup of tea.
119	-->--On Wrestling/TammyLynnSytch
120
121	[[/folder]]
122
123	[[folder:Episode 34 (Slamboree 2000)]]
124
125	->'''Jay:''' Backstage, Wrestling/{{Kanyon}} cuts a face promo, saying he puts his friendship with [[Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage DDP]] ahead of the New Blood, and you get ahead in business ''"not by kissing ass, but busting your own."'' That's just...simply not true. It's a nice sentiment though. So Steve, how ''do'' you get ahead in wrasslin'?\
126	'''OOC:''' By [[Wrestling/TripleH marryin' the boss' daughter.]]\
127	'''V1:''' By [[Wrestling/KevinNash aligning yourself with the top guys]].\
128	'''Jay:''' [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Sabotaging others, guaranteed contract, Creative Control]], and--if possible--[[Wrestling/JohnCena wear bicycle shorts]].
129
130	->''"I am shocked that this Creative team didn't have a midget Wrestling/LexLuger and call him "The Small Package"."''
131	-->--'''Jay'''
132
133	->'''OOC''': Do you hear the fuckin' reaction he got when he came out? ''Who's still cheering'' this fucking guy? after all he's done? I just... I just don't understand it. He clearly '''hates every single person''' sitting in this crowd, and [[VillainWithGoodPublicity you are cheering.]]\
134	'''V1:''' He hates ''[[HatesTheJobLovesTheLimelight wrestling!]]''\
135	'''OOC:''' It's just incredible. (Not ''Justin Credible.'')
136	-->--On Wrestling/KevinNash
137
138	->'''Jay:''' In a backstage interview, [[Wrestling/ShaneDouglas The Franchise]] asks Nature Boy to look into his eyes (as he [[ClintSquint squints his eyes into the camera]]). I get the feeling he thinks that if he wins, Flair will stop Naitching. Does he think ''[[KlingonPromotion he'll]]'' be Nature Boy?\
139	'''V1:''' That's not how wrestling works. You can destroy Flair, and the next night he's still gonna be Flair, and [[PretenderDiss you're gonna be fucking Dean Douglas.]]\
140	'''Jay:''' Sorry, mate.\
141	'''OOC:''' What ''is'' the bad blood between these two? And I assume it's legitimate, yeah?\
142	'''Jay:''' Well, Shane Douglas hates him because he's so successful, and Ric Flair is like ''"Pfffffffffffffffthahaha! [[UnknownRival Who's Shane Douglas?]]"''\
143	'''V1:''' Yeah, that's what I thought. Butter Bean.\
144	'''Jay:''' Shane, just because you shot Jesse James don't make you Jesse James.\
145	'''V1:''' All it does it make you someone who's able to '''[[{{Pun}} shoot]].''' [pops from Jay and OOC]
146
147	->'''OOC:''' The commentators were saying that [[Wrestling/JeffJarrett Jarrett]] was the favorite because there was the "Guitar Room". "The Master of the Guitar". [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative It's not that difficult]] to hit somebody over the head with a guitar. It's not like a set of nunchucks of something.\
148	'''V1:''' Where it takes ''skill'' to use it?\
149	'''OOC:''' He'd be in a ''Film/KarateKid'' montage with a guitar, really.
150
151	[[/folder]]
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153	[[folder:Episode 37 (Heat Wave 1998)]]
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155	->'''V1''': "The Dudleys and other fat men attack New Jack."
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157	[[/folder]]
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159	[[folder:Episode 38 (One Night Stand 2005)]]
160
161	->'''Jay:''' So, [[Wrestling/KurtAngle Kurt]] cuts a promo on the ''relentlessly'' hostile crowd, who chant "YOU SUCK DICK" at him.\
162	'''Kurt:''' [[YourMom YOUR MOTHER]] TAUGHT ME HOOOOW!\
163	'''Jay:''' [[LameComeback He admitted he sucks dick.]]
164	-->--Ep. 38, ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} One Night Stand''
165
166	->'''Jay:''' Oh, man, it ''really'' annoyed me initially: The fans chant toward the Crusaders "YOU FUCK Wrestling/{{LITA}}" and "YOU'VE GOT HERPES". I was like, "'''Shut the FUCK up''' and ''watch'' this match!"\
167	'''V1''': [[Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield JBL]] said the exact same thing. He said, "Look at all these fans paying to ''not'' watch wrestling, and chant." He [[WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings does not care for these fans at all]].\
168	'''OOC:''' I have no issue with the chanting, the fans are having fun; but this, for me, it might've stepped over the line. Essentially, they were starting a fucking Mexican Wave.
169
170	->'''Jay:''' That's not the last time JBL was a shitbag. You remember in 2009 -- or was it 2008 -- he was also bullying Wrestling/JoeyStyles, until Styles exploded and [[DavidVsGoliath knocked him unconscious]]?\
171	'''OOC:''' He '''must''' have caught him with a lucky shot.\
172	'''Jay:''' Oh, I have no doubt. Most of the people who were there said that JBL was turning, and he turned ''into'' the punch, and it was just one of those 1 -- 1,000,000 shots. But that's all it took; he fucking floored him. And even ''if'' Bradshaw had got up and kicked seven shades out of him, wouldn't have made a difference. The fact is you got fucking knocked out by fucking ''"catfiiiiiiiiiight!"'' End of story.\
173	'''OOC:''' sigh Would the boys in the locker room not jump in and say, ''"Would you fuck off, you gobshite"''?\
174	'''Jay:''' He's Vince's boy, right? They're, like, [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections golf buddies.]]\
175	'''OOC:''' Aw, bollocks.
176
177	[[/folder]]
178
179	[[folder:Episode 39 (One Night Stand 2006)]]
180
181	->'''Jay''': The [[Wrestling/EdgeWrestler Co-]][[Wrestling/MickFoley Holders]] of the Hardcore Championship break out a large sheet of plywood covered in barbed wire, which excites the crowd -- but the '''[[NightmareFetishist insatiable cunts]]''' still chant, "WE WANT FIRE" a ''few seconds'' later.\
182	'''V1''': [groans] Yeah. I mean, they haven't even done the spot! Let them do it, and then if it doesn't appease you, ''then'' you can chant. But Jesus Christ. Let them do their match.
183
184	->'''OOC:''' He's lost a lot of what he had. ''"[[{{Keet}} totaleliminatiooooooooooooon]]--!!"'', y'know. He doesn't do that ''near'' enough for my tastes. He's [[ExecutiveMeddling just another commentator]] now.\
185	'''V1:''' Just in general, I wasn't the biggest fan of his stuff. But, ahh... I was wrong. Wrestling/{{Tazz}} made it worse.
186	-->--On Joey Styles hosting ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]]''
187
188	->'''OOC:''' Why was '''Wrestling/{{Balls\|Mahoney}}''' hired, anyway?\
189	'''Jay:''' [Vince [=McMahon=] voice] ''"Bah, ECW, he's an ''alum'' grumble grumble he's an original, Teh Originator!"'' I don't fucking know. 'Cause he was picking the garbage and he agreed to work for 20 quid or something.\
190	'''V1:''' A ham sandwich.
191
192	->'''Jay:''' Kurt Angle vs. Eugune, ''[=SummerSlam=] 2005''.\
193	'''OOC:''' ''[sighs with pleasure]''\
194	'''Jay:''' Walks up to him in the ring, '''[[TalkToTheFist SMASHES]]''' him. '''[[TakeThatScrappy CLATTERS]]''' him across the face.\
195	'''OOC:''' And how d'you feel about Wrestling/NickDinsmore in general? It was a {{job\|ber}}. He didn't deserve to be treated like that by Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle was taking his anger out on a gimmick; he shouldn't've been taking it out on [[MisBlamed a fellow wrestler trying to earn a career.]]\
196	'''Jay:''' ''He's accepted the money, '''and''' the career, '''and''' the gimmick.'' And Kurt Angle is slapping the ''gimmick''. And his face [[DistinctionWithoutADifference just happens to be there]] as well. ''[everyone sniggers]'' How do ''you'' feel about Eugene?\
197	'''OOC:''' [[HypocrisyNod Oh, completely agree.]]
198
199	->''"Just go the whole hog and have him smoke [[NoSmoking E-cigarettes]]. Just have him chug water bottles. Have him come out in a polo t-shirt. He can be the next Kerwin White. He can be some kinda 50's Sandman. ''"Mister [[Wrestling/JimFullington Sandman]], bring me a dream! ♫"'' ''[OOC scatting]'' ''"You were the worst wrestler I've ever seen ♪!"''"''
200	-->--'''Jay''' on Sandman's new entrance theme, Ep. 39
201
202	->'''Jay:''' ''"Ah saw dis WWE t-shit dat says 'CENA SUCKS'. Ah '''[[PokeThePoodle bought]]''' it. Ah gave 'im mah twenny dollars! ''That'll'' show 'em!"''\
203	'''V1:''' [guffaws] You fucking suckers!\
204	'''OOC:''' [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity Genius, though.]]\
205	'''V1:''' It's a brilliant marketing ploy. 'Cause it ''worked!''\
206	'''Jay:''' The level of ignorance to [[TheManIsStickingItToTheMan buy a Cena t-shirt to hate on Cena]]--to '''give Cena money'''--I can't fathom the ignorance.
207
208	[[/folder]]
209
210	[[folder:Episode 39b (Ten Reasons to Love/Hate John Cena)]]
211
212	->''"I find it difficult to distinguish the wrestler and the man. All right? Triple H, I'm [[XPacHeat blinded with hatred and always have been]]. So whereas I ''know'' he's had good matches, I ''can't'' bring myself to say it, 'cause he's a cunt."''
213	-->--'''OOC'''
214
215	->'''V1''': A "burial" is an MVP who is buried for ''two years'' straight, you know? You run into fans, [hick accent] ''"[[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] gettin' BURIED!"'' He's no. 2 man in the company boys. C'mon.\
216	'''Jay''': And [[YesMan his "favorite wrestler" is Vince McMahon!]]
217
218	->'''V1''': [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin]] was a ''bit'' of a cunt.\
219	'''Jay''': Yeah, like, instead of puttin' people over, he said, ''"..uh, I retire."''
220
221	[[/folder]]
222
223	[[folder:Episode 40 (Capital Carnage 1998)]]
224
225	->'''V1''': She has zero charisma. ''[[DullSurprise Negative]]'' charisma.\
226	'''Jay''': And she's obviously disinterested ''and'' untalented. But she does pull in the crowds.\
227	[later]\
228	'''Jay:''' She is ''well'' over, I gotta say. The crowd don't... seem to notice this.\
229	'''V1:''' Aw, the crowd '''love''' 'er!\
230	'''Jay''': But I don't know how. It's [[TheLoad painfully obvious.]]\
231	'''V1''': In all fairness, you've got [[Wrestling/JimRoss J.R.]] and [[Wrestling/JerryLawler King]] going, "'''SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! SHE'S SO AMAZING! [[InformedAbility SHE'S SO ATHLETIC!]] SHE'S EVERYTHING! SHE'S PERFECT!'''" ''every'' week. That shit works.
232	-->--On Wrestling/{{Sable}}
233
234	->'''V1''': She's a pretty good athlete. But the fuckin' "Fiddly-Fie!" pose and the unsexy board dance--'''AGH.''' It's gotta go. Or she's gonna [[EthnicScrappy die a death]] in the WWE. She's ''got'' to be sent packing home soon.\
235	'''Jay''': Don't Americans love that shit? That stereotype of {{Oireland}}? Aren't they all over it? I can imagine Vince laughing and rolling on the ground over it.\
236	'''V1:''' [groans] I don't know. What ''else'' is they gonna do now? Is she come out with black eyes? [weeping] ''"H-He had a coupla drinks and--!"''
237	-->--On Wrestling/BeckyLynch
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239	[[/folder]]
240
241	[[folder:Episode 41 (ECW on Sci-Fi)]]
242
243	->'''OOC:''' You can tell that the crowd aren't big ECW fans 'cause Sandman comes down, he's spraying the beer, and people are kinda getting outta the way. They're like, ''"Ewwww!"''\
244	'''V1:''' If there's any wrestler's germs you don't want on you, it's the Sandman's.
245
246	[[/folder]]
247
248	[[folder:Episode 42 (Night of Champions 2014)]]
249
250	->'''Jay''': Because ''every'' woman has to resort to sexuality to get her way and to get the upper hand. Every woman is part-lesbian as well.\
251	'''V1''': Oh, yeah. AND!: [[PsychoLesbian They're all mental.]]\
252	'''Jay''': Yes. I guess we should be grateful that they're not [[Wrestling/AJStyles faking pregnancies to get their way.]]\
253	'''V1''': [laughing] Wrestling has a longstanding history of ''not'' liking women at all.
254
255	[[/folder]]
256
257	[[folder:Episode 43 (December to Dismember 2006)]]
258
259	->'''Jay''': He'd routinely embarrass Jerry Lawler who doesn't watch the show, doesn't know anything, just [[MoneyDearBoy shows up and spouts out lines.]] And he'd embarrass him, pick holes in whatever he was saying. For that he was muzzled and he had his credibility shattered, as Vince would demand he'd bark out ''incorrect'' facts, garbage.\
260	'''V1''': ''"The pile driver was invented in 1774 by Mr.--"''\
261	'''OOC''': ''"UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington!"''\
262	'''Jay''': So by the end, he became a ''worse'' version of Wrestling/MichaelCole. It's very sad, 'cause you ''see'' what he was capable of, and as soon as he was moved to the big leagues, ''Raw'', ''Smackdown''... [imitates falling bomb]\
263	'''V1''': ''[[TallPoppySyndrome Don't. Embarrass. The King.]]''
264	-->--On Matt Stryker
265
266	->"''Wrestling/BobbyLashley! 1-2-3! The '''NEW''' ECW Champion: The'' '''[[StrictlyFormula big 'roidy guy!]]''' ''NO ties, NO characteristics of ECW, didn't even'' '''use a weapon!'''"
267	-->--'''Jay'''
268
269	[[/folder]]
270
271	[[folder:Episode 44 (Hell in a Cell 2014)]]
272
273	->''"Tryin' to make these guys your "new" top two guys -- top heel, top face -- and one [[Wrestling/DeanAmbrose gets in taxis & gets on the fuckin' subway for hot dogs]], and the other one [[Wrestling/SethRollins carries a vibrator around in his briefcase]]!"''
274	-->--'''V1'''
275
276	[[/folder]]
277
278	[[folder:Episode 46 (Halloween Havoc 1995)]]
279
280	->'''Jay''': Yes, it's time to go to the roof of COBO Hall. Someone'll end up in the Detroit River, an impossibility as the building is surrounded by a parking lot -- unless you have a catapult, of course. But I don't think they sprung for one.\
281	'''V1''': They sprung for '''everything fucking else!''' Monster trucks, helicopter shots, Harley-Davidsons. [[MoneyToThrowAway One being squished, one being given away]]... [blows raspberry] This company is '''well''' on its way to going out of business.\
282	'''Jay''': Guaranteed you will ''not'' be making money on this [=PPV=].\
283	'''V1''': "WHAT HAPPENED?"\
284	'''Jay''': '[[Wrestling/HulkHogan BLANK CHECKS, BROTHER.]]"
285
286	->'''Jay''': Next night on ''[[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]'', they retcon the outcome of ''Halloween Havoc'': That [[Wrestling/TheBigShow Giant's]] DQ win actually snags him the WCW World Title.\
287	'''V1''': ''Fuck'' me.\
288	'''Jay''': So Giant... wins the WCW World Title without... getting to ''celebrate'' getting the World Title. ''Fucking''--huh, [[ILetYouWin thanks Hogan!]]\
289	'''V1''': Hogan is '''[[TheChessmaster masterful]]''' at this shit, isn't he?
290
291	[[/folder]]
292
293	[[folder:Episode 47 (Royal Rumble 2001)]]
294
295	->'''V1''': ''"I don't watch your show. Now '''pay''' me and put '''[[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway my]]''' show over."''\
296	'''Jay''': That's how you get into the Hall of Fame!\
297	'''V1''': You're probably ''more'' likely to get in if you call Vince's bluff and just be, ''"grumble grumble [[ReversePsychology yeah I don't like it.]]"''\
298	'''Jay''': He can '''[[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs respect]]''' that.\
299	'''V1''': [chortling] God.
300
301	->'''Jay''': J.R. says that ''Royal Rumble 2001'' is being seen in over 70 countries. And Jerry says, ''"I didn't know there were 70 countries ''on'' Earth!"''\
302	'''Jay''': sigh blows raspberry Rrrgh!! '''AMERICA.''' ''"There's two: America, and [[{{Qurac}} Terror]]!"''
303
304	->'''Jay''': Over 1 million copies sold.\
305	'''OOC''': It's [[BileFascination morbid curiosity.]]\
306	'''Jay''': Yeah, I agree. [-(That's why I got it.)-]
307	-->--On Wrestling/{{Chyna}}'s ''Playboy'' spread
308
309	[[/folder]]
310
311	[[folder:Episode 49 ([=WrestleMania=] 31)]]
312
313	->'''Maffew:''' I '''''don't''''' like Wrestling/{{Bray\|Wyatt}}'s spider walk. It '''''doesn't''''' make any sense. And he keeps usin' it like it's an '''''offensive''''' move.\
314	'''Jay:''' [Bray voice] ''It's miiiiiiiiiiiiind games.''\
315	'''Maffew:''' He was at ''Money in the Bank'' and he did it! As he was climbing the ladder! Like, "You're a fucking IDIOT! You DESERVE to lose!"
316
317	->''"It's like if you're playin' ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' -- or watchin' an anime of ''Street Fighter II'': As opposed to [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar M.Bison]] gettin' killed (or '[[JokerImmunity defeated]]', we should say) at the hands of Ryu or Ken, it's like, fuckin'...[[EthnicScrappy T.Hawk]], is the guy that lands the final blow and brings down the empire."''
318	-->--'''Maffew''' on Wrestling/RomanReigns
319
320	[[/folder]]
321
322	[[folder:Episode 51 ([=Final Nitro=])]]
323
324	->'''OOC:''' "That's embarrassing, taking a half-naked man out of your wallet."
325	-->--On the WCW MasterCard featuring Buff Bagwell
326
327	[[/folder]]
328
329	[[folder:Episode 52 ([=Simulcast RAW=])]]
330
331	->'''Jay:''' "Match #2 is your boy, Steve! William Regal, vs. Crash Holly [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is not my boy.]]"
332	->'''OOC:''' "He is!"
333	->'''Jay:''' "No. Absolutely... No."
334	->'''V1:''' "He is no-selling this."
335	->'''OOC:''' "I'm tellin' ya, he's lying. I don't know why you'd lie about it."
336	->'''Jay:''' "Exactly! Why would I lie about it?"
337
338	[[/folder]]
339
340	[[folder:Episode 55 ([=WrestleMania X-7=])]]
341
342	->To quote Reggie Fils-Aime: ''My body is ready.''
343	-->--V1 on Rock vs. Austin
344
345	[[/folder]]
346
347	[[folder:Episode 59 ([=World War 3 1995=])]]
348
349	->'''OOC:''' "She was a boxer?"
350	->'''Jay:''' "And his dad was an Irish Setter."
351	->'''V1:''' "And their best friend, Irish Coffee... [[LeftItIn cut that.]]"
352	-->--On Hacksaw Jim Duggan's alleged Irish heritage
353
354	[[/folder]]
355
356	[[folder:Episode 62 ([=Destination X 2007=])]]
357
358	->"I have a feeling he's a massive racist. Sorry, sexist. Eh, probably a racist.''
359	-->--Jay on Kip James's misogynist gimmick
360
361	[[/folder]]
362
363	[[folder:Episode 69 (Sunny Side Up)]]
364
365	->"Turn it off and don't fucking touch me."
366	-->--V1's wife upon seeing him watching the titular film. Winner of Quote of the Year at the 6th Noggers.
367
368	[[/folder]]
369
370	[[folder:Episode 78 (''The Marine 6'')]]
371
372	-->"Jesus, [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels Shawn]], you've seen better days."
373	-->--OOC, ''to Shawn's face'', upon seeing him on-set in post-fight makeup (which OOC and Jay didn't know). Winner of Quote of the Year at the 7th Noggers.
374
375	[[/folder]]

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