History Quotes / OSWReview

'''Jay''': *sigh* *blows raspberry* Rrrgh!! '''AMERICA.''' ''"There's two: [[WeAllLiveInAmerica America]], and [[{{Qurac}} Terror]]!"''

->'''Jay''': The [[Wrestling/{{Edge}} Co-]][[Wrestling/MickFoley Holders]] of the Hardcore Championship break out a large sheet of plywood covered in barbed wire, which excites the crowd -- but the '''[[NightmareFetishist insatiable cunts]]''' still chant, "WE WANT FIRE" a ''few seconds'' later.\\

'''Jay:''' Oh, I have no doubt. Most of the people who were there said that JBL was turning, and he turned ''into'' the punch, and it was just one of those 1 -- 1,000,000 shots. But that's all it took; he fucking floored him. And even ''if'' Bradshaw had got up and kicked seven shades out of him, wouldn't have made a difference. The fact is you got fucking knocked out by fucking ''"[[{{Nerd}} catfiiiiiiiiiight!]]"'' End of story.\\

'''OOC:''' That was [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece the style]] at the time.\\
'''V1:''' ''Fuck.'' '''[[CloneArmy EVERYONE]]''' is John Cena?

'''V1''': "The Dudleys and other fat men attack New Jack."

'''V1''': That's what happened to me, of course.

->'''Jay:''' In a backstage interview, [[Wrestling/ShaneDouglas The Franchise]] asks Nature Boy to look into his eyes (as he [[ClintSquint squints his eyes into the camera]]). I get the feeling he thinks that if he wins, Flair with stop Naitching. Does he think ''[[KlingonPromotion he'll]]'' be Nature Boy?\\

->'''V1''': To quote Reggie Fils-Aime: ''My body is ready.''
-->--On Rock vs. Austin

'''OOC:''' [sighs with pleasure]\\

'''OOC:''' And how d'you feel about Wrestling/NickDinsmore in general? It was a {{job|ber}}. He didn't deserve to be treated like that by Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle was taking his anger out on a gimmick; he shouldn'tve been taking it out on [[MisBlamed a fellow wrestler trying to earn a career.]]\\
'''Jay:''' ''He's accepted the money, '''and''' the career, '''and''' the gimmick.'' And Kurt Angle is slapping the ''gimmick''. And his face [[NoExceptYes just happens to be there]] as well. ''[everyone sniggers]'' How do ''you'' feel about Eugene?\\

'''Jay:''' ''He's accepted the money, '''and''' the career, '''and''' the gimmick.'' And Kurt Angle is slapping the ''gimmick''. And his face [[NoExceptYes just happens to be there]] as well. [everyone sniggers] How do ''you'' feel about Eugene?\\

->'''Jay''': Hogan caused a media shitstorm on Arsenio Hall. Left WWF high and dry in '92 when the steroid heat was on. And when they tried to rebuild a new star, you return, not to [[PassingTheTorch put him over]], but to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck him out of his title]], and the [=WrestleMania=] [[ItsAllAboutMe main event spotlight]]. A MATCH THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN! [[YouMonster Hot dog and grandstand, you selfish prick!]]

'''V1''': Yeah! I was beginning to side with Pope by this point! It was like, "I agree with '''[[VillainHasAPoint everything]]''' you are saying, I '''[[EightDeadlyWords hate]]''' this little ginger shite-bag and her boyfriend... In general, he's right. [chuckling] I am totally with Pope.

->'''Jay''': Hogan caused a media shitstorm on Arsenio Hall. Left WWF high and dry in '92 when the steroid heat was on. And when they tried to rebuild a new star, you return, not to put him over, but to fuck him out of his title, and the [=WrestleMania=] main event spotlight. A MATCH THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN! Hot dog and grandstand, you selfish prick!

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[[folder:Episode 52 ([=Simulcast RAW=] 31)]]

'''Jay:''' "Match #2 is - OOOHHH! Your boy, Steve! William Regal, vs. Crash Holly [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is not my boy.]]"
'''OOC:''' "He is!"
'''Jay:''' "No. Absolutely... No."
'''V1:''' "He is no-selling this."
'''OOC:''' "I'm tellin' ya, he's lying. I don't know why you'd lie about it."
'''Jay:''' "Exactly! Why would I lie about it?"

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[[folder:Episode 30 (WrestleMania IX)]]

'''V1:''' [
] You fucking suckers!\\

->'''V1''': [[Wrestling/SteveAustin Austin]] was a ''bit'' of a cunt.\\

-->--On {{Wrestling/Sable}}

-->--On [[{{Characters/WWENXT}} Becky Lynch]]

'''V1''': [laughing] Wrestling has a longstanding history of ''not'' liking woman at all.

'''V1''': Hogan is '''[[{{Chessmaster}} masterful]]''' at this shit, isn't he?

-->--On {{Wrestling/Chyna}}'s ''Playboy'' spread

[[folder:Episode 49 (WrestleMania 31)]]

->'''Maffew:''' I '''''don't''''' like {{Wrestling/Bray|Wyatt}}'s spider walk. It '''''doesn't''''' make any sense. And he keeps usin' it like it's an '''''offensive''''' move.\\
'''Jay:''' [Bray voice] ''It's miiiiiiiiiiiiind gaems.''\\

->'''Jay''': He was on {{Wrestling/Vince|McMahon}}'s shit list for droppin' the IC belt during the summer.\\

->'''OOC:''' You've been complaing for years about {{Wrestling/WCW}}: everything is black robes, black ring, black...\\

->'''Jay''': [[Wrestling/ShaneDouglas Douglas]] says he's ''"shooting"'', and that he'll ''"get Flair's ass Franchised!"'' [beat] Wouldn't that mean he'd get ''loads'' of Flair's ass? all over the country?\\

->'''Jay''': It's just a bit sad. Like, her "sex appeal"... [sighs] You know when Wrestling/ScottHall tries to do a machismo thing in 2013, and [[GloryDays it's a bit sad?]] This is like a drunk, stoned women trying to do her "[[ManChild sexy dance]]".\\
'''V1''': And all you really wanna do is cover her up and buy her a cup of tea.
-->--On Tammy Lynn Sytch

->'''Jay:''' Backstage, {{Wrestling/Kanyon}} cuts a face promo, saying he puts his friendship with [[Wrestling/DiamondDallasPage DDP]] ahead of the New Blood, and you get ahead in business ''"not by kissing ass, but busting your own."'' That's just...simply not true. It's a nice sentiment though. So Steve, how ''do'' you get ahead in wrasslin'?\\

'''Jay:''' (He [[LameComeback admitted]] he sucks dick.)
-->--Ep. 38, ''{{Wrestling/ECW}} One Night Stand''

->'''Jay:''' Oh, man, it ''really'' annoyed me initially: The fans chant toward the Crusaders "YOU FUCK {{Wrestling/LITA}}" and "YOU'VE GOT HERPES". I was like, "'''Shut the FUCK up''' and ''watch'' this match!"\\

->'''Jay''': The [[Wrestling/{{Edge}} Co-]][[Wrestling/MickFoley Holdeers]] of the Hardcore Championship break out a large sheet of plywood covered in barbed wire, which excites the crowd -- but the '''[[NightmareFetishist insatiable cunts]]''' still chant, "WE WANT FIRE" a ''few seconds'' later.\\

-->--On Joey Styles hosting ''[[{{Wrestling/WWERaw}} Raw]]''

'''V1:''' [guffaws] You fucking suckers!\\

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'''V1''': In all fairness, you've got [[Wrestling/JimRoss J.R.]] and [[Wrestling/JerryLawler King]] going, "'''SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! SHE'S SO AMAZING! [[InformedAbility SHE'S SO ATHLETIC!]] SHE'S EVERYTHING! SHE'S PERFECT!'''" ''every'' week. [[ViewersAreMorons That shit works.]]

'''Neo:''' You're in the eighties, again, when you're wearing a chrome jumpsuit. BuckRogers called, he wants his clothes back.

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->'''Jay''': Hogan caused a media shitstorm on Arsenio Hall. Left WWF high and dry in 92 when the steroid heat was on. And when they tried to rebuild a new star, you return, not to put him over, but to fuck him out of his title, and the Wrestlemania main even spotlight. A MATCH THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN! Hot dog and grandstand, you selfish prick!
-->-- On Hulk Hogan using his backstage pull to take the world title belt from Bret Hart.