1 | ->''"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Ron Weasley''', ''Literature/HarryPotter'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Jack Darby:''' Hey, Optimus? Wanna see something funny?\ |
5 | '''Optimus Prime:''' No. |
6 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'' |
7 | |
8 | ->''"My dad's pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."'' |
9 | -->-- '''Adrien''', ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' |
10 | |
11 | ->Dwarfs are well known for their sense of humor. People point them out and say, "[[TheNapoleon Those little devils]] haven't ''got'' a sense of humor." |
12 | -->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' |
13 | |
14 | ->''Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.'' |
15 | -->-- '''The Colonel''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' |
16 | |
17 | ->''"The ''real'' reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[ComicBook/TheJoker Clowny]]! He's ''got'' no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever ''had'' a good joke..."'' |
18 | -->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker. |
19 | |
20 | ->''"I'm an ageless alien hybrid and angst-ridden. What do you want? '''[[LampshadeHanging New]]''' [[LampshadeHanging jokes]]?"'' |
21 | -->-- '''[[TheComicallySerious Shadow]]''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics'', Off Panel |
22 | |
23 | ->''"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."'' |
24 | -->-- '''Valencia''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' |
25 | |
26 | ->''"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is ''not'' logical."'' |
27 | -->--'''Lt. Saavik''', ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan'' |
28 | |
29 | ->''"I had fun once, and it was awful."'' |
30 | -->--'''Benito Juárez''', ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' |
31 | |
32 | ->''"I don't get it. What's so funny?"'' |
33 | -->--'''Melvin Sneedly''', ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'' |
34 | |
35 | ->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' Y'know, you remind me of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats.]]\ |
36 | '''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]]:''' Who is Bats?\ |
37 | '''The Joker:''' Just another jerk with no sense of humor. |
38 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'' |
39 | |
40 | ->"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"\ |
41 | "I don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"\ |
42 | "He sets up a back door."\ |
43 | It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment, Penny was still impervious to humour. |
44 | -->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]'' |
45 | |
46 | ->'''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Shadow:]]''' …That was a joke. You guys can laugh.\ |
47 | '''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Omega:]]''' '''D[-O NOT UNDERSTAND-]. E[-XPLAIN THE JOKE-].'''\ |
48 | '''Shadow:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Eh, if you explain it's not really funny…]]\ |
49 | '''Omega:''' '''E[-XPLAIN-]. T[-HE JOKE-].'''\ |
50 | '''Shadow:''' Oh, fine, okay. Well, uh, "ligma" isn't a thing. So naturally, you ask, [[WhatsAHenway "what is ligma?"]] And I say, "ligma balls", which sounds like, "lick my balls", which is funny because you wouldn't do that. Probably.\ |
51 | '''Omega:''' '''I [-LACK ORGANS FOR LICKING-].'''\ |
52 | '''Shadow:''' No, not you wouldn't because you ''can't'', you wouldn't because… it's gay? I think? ''(to himself)'' [[RefugeInAudacity Am I being homophobic?]]\ |
53 | '''Omega:''' '''C[-OMPREHENSION ERROR-]. T[-O INSTALL HUMOR DRIVER-], [-INSERT THE CORRECT -]CD[-S-].'''\ |
54 | '''Shadow:''' What [=CDs=]--\ |
55 | '''Omega:''' '''''[[SubvertedTrope SEE DEEZ NUUUUTS!]]''''' |
56 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs "What is ligma"]]'' by '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}''' |
57 | |
58 | ->'''Stan:''' Mysterious activity? In the Mystery Shack? You gotta be joking!\ |
59 | '''Powers:''' I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor.\ |
60 | '''Stan:''' (Laughs nervously)\ |
61 | '''Powers:''' [[NotHyperbole I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.]] |
62 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E1Scaryoke Scary-oke]]" |
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